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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Communism. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Social Theory most of the jokes will go over a typical Proletarian's head. There’s also Marx’s conflict outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Communists understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Communism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Marx’s existential catchphrase “Size the means of Production,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Engels’s genius wit unfolds itself on their Society. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Communism tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Is Communism still a form of Society, or has it already become a meme?
@Dogematix
That system will be released tomorrow! But if you go with an balanced approch, a Sheet can already be made, and released Later! Have to do some math to get something Balanced that dosnt force Cheesing

Also great idea! Religion will now be more of a additional Bonus, rather then a drawback
Short Note from DM side! I took the liberty to quote some "Expert" Rats from the Nations i already have sheets on, in the Lore section! If anyone dosnt want that, he can scream now!
@ArisenMoon

Tribal Rats, worshiping their long-lost God-King, while living in the old Kiddi-Kingdom! I like what i see so far!
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@ClocktowerEchos
Interesting Idea! I wanted to include Lizards anyway, and hamsters would kinda fit the role as well!
Hope i can finish Lore and Rules tomorrow, that we finally have a final draft to work with, that will be potentially expanded over time!
@ClocktowerEchos

I accaully cant think of an animal that would fit for this! If any of the players, or you have an idea, feel free to post it, but so far i would just say that they have to carry their stuff themself, or use Mice for it...

As for Mercenaries, Crows are the ones that do so rather "reliable", having learned that there is much food in fighting Rat wars! But there are also some Cats (even through they are quite unreliable), Dogs (who might be to stupid to see the different between friend and foe) and Snakes (who fall in the same class as Cats in reliability)

@ArisenMoon

Still open! Take it while its still hot!
@Irredeemable

That could work! Remember that it has been quite some time, and a lot of the powder could be damp already, making it risky, yet highly rewarding to use it!

Reason is why i am so restrictive on Boom-Powder and Gunpowder is because....well, every problem can be solved by throwing Explosives at it! A rat armed with a spear, will still have a hard time against an Angry dog, while an Rat with a Cannon will just need to land a lucky shot!

As for flamethrower, they would be crude and dangerous, fitting for rag-tag constructions, but possible!
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