I am useless at everything. Blah blah. I roleplay in my spare time because my real life sucks and fantasy worlds offer me the chance to not be that someone who sods everything up the moose hole. I'm friendly, though. Usually. So I got that going for me. Also, you ever noticed how like, drinking coffee is very similar to drinking beer? The more you drink of it, the more you end up going to the toilet like every 60 seconds? Odd that. If I had a team of scientists, I'd very much order them to go and study the wikipedia page on caffeine to figure out this god damned rubix cube of nonsense. Is it rubix? or rubics? I'll have them find the wikipedia page for that too.

<div style="white-space:pre-line;">I am useless at everything. Blah blah. I roleplay in my spare time because my real life sucks and fantasy worlds offer me the chance to not be that someone who sods everything up the moose hole. I'm friendly, though. Usually. So I got that going for me. Also, you ever noticed how like, drinking coffee is very similar to drinking beer? The more you drink of it, the more you end up going to the toilet like every 60 seconds? Odd that. If I had a team of scientists, I'd very much order them to go and study the wikipedia page on caffeine to figure out this god damned rubix cube of nonsense. Is it rubix? or rubics? I'll have them find the wikipedia page for that too.</div>