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    1. EnergyWhale 10 yrs ago

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I am useless at everything. Blah blah. I roleplay in my spare time because my real life sucks and fantasy worlds offer me the chance to not be that someone who sods everything up the moose hole. I'm friendly, though. Usually. So I got that going for me. Also, you ever noticed how like, drinking coffee is very similar to drinking beer? The more you drink of it, the more you end up going to the toilet like every 60 seconds? Odd that. If I had a team of scientists, I'd very much order them to go and study the wikipedia page on caffeine to figure out this god damned rubix cube of nonsense. Is it rubix? or rubics? I'll have them find the wikipedia page for that too.

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In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Curses are allowed?
I guess? I mean I don't expect crazy over the top language, but I can't imagine someone would say "oh fiddle", after having to kill someone. If it's a problem, I'm sure everyone can tone it down.
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So I implied that Stevie actually has some of his merchandise spread through-out the ship. So when there are big enough rooms, can we just have his snake-oil machines amazing inventions be there for either him or other people to use?
Sure :)
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Can I edit that she has a headset....
You sure can! Sorry, for some reason I thought I saw at least one other character having one. Maybe that was back in the interest check. My bad. Anyone else who wants a crew radio, can go ahead and give themselves one.
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Hey, do all the employees have a connection to the main channel?
Those with a crew radio will do! :D
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Hey, can I get a general description and/or picture of what a typical first class cabin on this ship would look like? Or if I have Stevie look around, the IC Host will describe it for me?
I didn't want to get bogged down by describing the ship much, If I'm being honest. Partly because I'm lazy, but also mostly because I'm lazy. Let's say something like this:
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
If you're wondering where she's carrying all those stuff in her tight little black dress and heels, as required by management as her uniform, they're all in her bra, that amazing place. EDIT: You're right, I should have made her starting area in the pool.
Hahaha! And the IC is officially a go.
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Sheldon's Sushi bar fell eerily quiet, and it took Jimmy a few steady breaths and nervous glances before he finally let the former tax collector fall out of the oven door. It was an ugly sight, all smouldering flesh and singed hair - a nasty gash had been inflicted on the man's head before his barbecuing. "What the fuck," Jimmy shrieked, backing away from the man he had killed, before slipping on an unseen blood puddle behind him. He cursed as he fought to maintain his balance, and steadied himself on the stainless steel counter nearby. Jimmy never had it in him to hurt anyone. In 57 years of living, he'd never dreamed of doing harm to others - not serious harm, anyways - and even fantasising about killing someone was a little on the taboo side of things. Yet, in the last seven minutes, he had killed three people. His shift had started as it always did, with the flashy kids in their douchey shirts and stupid leg wear coming in and ordering plates of sushi - to impress the young and equally stupid looking women with their degrees of sophistication. Of course, Jimmy had obliged, flashing his shit-eating grin as he always did. Then everything was a bit of a blur. Some other kid ran into the sushi bar, sneezed several times, picked up a metal chop-stick and shoved it in some girl's face. Before Jimmy knew what was happening, the whole bar was the scene of a battle. Jimmy tried to call security, but found himself being attacked... and the rest was history. Not really knowing what to do, Jimmy picked up his walkie-talkie, tuned it to the Hippo's Destiny general channel, and spoke. "This is um, this is er, Jim- Jimmy Jam... Jameson. Jimmy Jameson. I just er, I just killed three people," he said, struggling to keep his words coherent.
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
The hot chick running wild in my imagination has been accepted. If I were you though, I'd of made her improvised weapon a set of garden sprinklers, so she could run through them when getting chased. Okay, I'll write my post in a moment, then it's green light and everyone can go crazy!
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
omg yes. Hang on, wait for me. Will get a CS in a day or two. I'll just do one now.
Haha, odd how no one gave a flying monkey's knickers about this when it was in the interest check phase. Welcome aboard! Oh and um Stevie Ripeoffa is accepted. Nice character btw, I'm liking his starting weapon.
In Dead Cruise 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Accepted so far: Nick Green Devon Ashton Nadia Nut Sierra D. Saunders Diana Eichel ... I think that's more than enough to get us under way. I'll kick things off an in an hour or so. Currently trying to cook a roast and failing miserably because of all the multi-tasking involved.
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