Dervish said
Yo dawg, I heard you like shiny things.
--sauntering off with the shiny object--
Dervish said
Yo dawg, I heard you like shiny things.
BrobyDDark said
Making friends is simple. All it takes is sedative, rope, and belief that after enough time in your basement they will develop Stockholm Syndrome.
ImANargleHunter said
Curb your manipulative tendencies.
Dervish said
You're like a sexually charged trapdoor spider.
TP said
I don't know how to make friends tbh. People just kinda show up and I'm like "Cool."
Tempest said
*pounces and hugs*
Dervish said