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I'm eighteen years old. I'm American. I'm a Protestant Christian. I don't like anime. I like comic books. I once killed a shark.

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Pain racked Slade Wilson's body as he forced himself to stay conscious. "Knew I should've worn the armor. I'm such a dumbass." Deathstroke groaned. Whilst preparing for the climatic battle between himself and the Bat, Slade had chosen to abandon the Nth metal armored suit in favor of his lighter, more stealth-orientated costume. He had once again underestimated the vigilante's tenacity and it had cost him a vital contract. Slade's reputation likely wouldn't suffer; every mercenary has lost to the Dark Knight at least once. But his pride was slighted again. Funny thing, that. The only human being to ever give Deathstroke pause, led alone defeat him, was a nut dressed as a flying rodent. The entire fight was a blur in the mercenary's mind. The only thing he could remember in any vivid detail after being struck in the skull was the deafening explosion that had beaten him. Bats had hit Slade with a series of moves that only served to stun Wilson before finishing him off with...what? His tank? Where the hell does a guy like that get all of his gear?

Focus. The sound of sirens pierced the fog. Boots thumped against concrete; they were getting closer with each passing second. Slade could make out maybe two dozen silhouettes through the smoke left behind by his target. Twenty four men. All armed. Looks like I'm in the middle of the court yard, which means no cover...this should be easy enough.

The first police officer stepped through the shroud of smoke and dust particles, sidearm raised and at the ready. The man took a kunai through the left eye before he could so much as blink. Deathstroke shoved off the ground and leaned against a nearby light pole. Two of his ribs were fractured and his spine hurt like all hell. Not to mention the lack of feeling in his right leg, or the blood soaking his socks. "Freeze!" Slade turned toward the voice. Two more cops, each with their weapons trained on him. Slade planted his right foot on the ground and spun, kicking the light pole with enough force to send it flying right at them. The pair went flying backwards maybe ten feet before sliding to a halt in a pool of their combined blood. Deathstroke started to limp toward what appeared to be the exit. He couldn't be too sure through all the smog. "Over here! I found Barnes. He's dead, sir." Someone shouted from behind Slade. "Tt." The mercenary whipped out one of his pistols and fired in the direction of the sound; satisfied by the splat and thump that followed.

"Shots fired from the south side of the courtyard! All units, converge!" An entourage of four more assailants appeared from the rapidly thinning mist. Without warning or command, they opened fire. Slade ducked, dodged and weaved through the barrage until he was too close to one of them for the rest to safely shoot. They're not civilians, Slade. These guys are enemy combatants. Soldiers. They signed up for this. Don't hold back. Kill 'em all. The man's head left his shoulders after a single flying spin kick to the cheek. The decapitated cranium slammed right into a female officer's face with enough force to obliterate the front portion of her skull. Only one of the remaining targets had the stomach to keep shooting, despite the carnage. Hmph. Aren't you a brave one? Slade mused as he closed the distance in an instant and shoved off the ground, pushing his knee into the cop's stomach. His rib cage would be glass, but he'd survive. In one smooth motion, Deathstroke performed a fronthand spring off the guy's shoulders and wrapped his left leg around the second's throat, snapping his neck as he stuck the landing. Now you're just showing off.

The fog cleared as Slade caught sight of the entrance. The way was barred by a large metal gate and ten more members of the Gotham City PD. The small army opened fire the moment they spotted the oncoming mercenary. "Ah, fuck." Slade willed his wounded leg to move as he rolled forward to avoid the first couple of volleys. He leapt forward perhaps fifteen feet, removing one of his blades from its scabbard in the process. He swiped through one of the closer knitted firing squads before charging toward the next and slicing all their throats in a single spin. Slade somersaulted his way at yet another grouping, jumping up off the floor and kicking an officer with enough force to send him skidding across the courtyard. Just as he landed, Deathstroke sliced a second man in half and stabbed a third and a fourth who were standing just a little too close through the heart. Slade ripped the weapon out of the pair and chucked it into another's skull. The final cop actually managed to graze a very wounded Deathstroke's shoulder with his erratic fire. Slade spun and back-fisted him in the chest, ragdolling the guy into the wall with enough power to crack the concrete.

Slade slowly made his way toward the prison's gate. He wrapped a pair of bloody hands around the bars and began to tug. However, before he could make any progress, a bullet pierced his lower abdomen. "Son of a-" Another wave of rounds flew toward the injured mercenary, causing him to dive to the floor to avoid being turned to Swiss Cheese. "I don't have time for this." Slade pulled out his pistol and put a bullet between each police officers' eyes before they realized he was even moving. The Terminator stood. He placed his feet through the concrete floor and his palms on the center of the gate. He pushed with all of his might. After a moment's struggle the fruits of his labor bared themselves, and the metal structure toppled over with a crash.

The wounded Soldier for Hire stepped out into the dark and gloomy Gotham night. He turned his eye toward the parking lot, wondering if he could hot wire one of the cars and get out of there. A light beep in his ear gave Slade pause. Very few people had access to his private communications channel; and they all knew to only use it if it was of the utmost importance. The merc tapped a specific part of his helmet. "Go." He said simply. "Your son is alive." Slade's muscles locked up in an instant. His mouth was dryer than a desert. He tried to speak, but all that came out were stammers. "We've tracked down your son's last known location to somewhere in New York. We want you to help us find him, Slade."

"Who are you?"

"We are HIVE."
@GamerXZ I think the domes appeared only hours ago? Maybe. Perhaps a day. We did take a flight, after all.
Furthermore, since Thunderbolt dumped the device that was hidden in Lost Haven into the Atlantic Ocean, he single handedly either crashed the North Atlantic fish market or something very similar to what happened in Agents of SHIELD when the Terrigen Crystals fell into the ocean will happen.


Oops.
@Culluket I'm stealing that Spider-Man picture, by the way. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.


Pain racked Slade Wilson's body as he forced himself to stay conscious. "Knew I should've worn the armor. I'm such a dumbass." Deathstroke groaned. Whilst preparing for the climatic battle between himself and the Bat, Slade had chosen to abandon the Nth metal armored suit in favor of his lighter, more stealth-orientated costume. He had once again underestimated the vigilante's tenacity and it had cost him a vital contract. Slade's reputation likely wouldn't suffer; every mercenary has lost to the Dark Knight at least once. But his pride was slighted again. Funny thing, that. The only human being to ever give Deathstroke pause, led alone defeat him, was a nut dressed as a flying rodent. The entire fight was a blur in the mercenary's mind. The only thing he could remember in any vivid detail after being struck in the skull was the deafening explosion that had beaten him. Bats had hit Slade with a series of moves that only served to stun Wilson before finishing him off with...what? His tank? Where the hell does a guy like that get all of his gear?

Focus. The sound of sirens pierced the fog. Boots thumped against concrete; they were getting closer with each passing second. Slade could make out maybe two dozen silhouettes through the smoke left behind by his target. Twenty four men. All armed. Looks like I'm in the middle of the court yard, which means no cover...this should be easy enough.

The first police officer stepped through the shroud of smoke and dust particles, sidearm raised and at the ready. The man took a kunai through the left eye before he could so much as blink. Deathstroke shoved off the ground and leaned against a nearby light pole. Two of his ribs were fractured and his spine hurt like all hell. Not to mention the lack of feeling in his right leg, or the blood soaking his socks. "Freeze!" Slade turned toward the voice. Two more cops, each with their weapons trained on him. Slade planted his right foot on the ground and spun, kicking the light pole with enough force to send it flying right at them. The pair went flying backwards maybe ten feet before sliding to a halt in a pool of their combined blood. Deathstroke started to limp toward what appeared to be the exit. He couldn't be too sure through all the smog. "Over here! I found Barnes. He's dead, sir." Someone shouted from behind Slade. "Tt." The mercenary whipped out one of his pistols and fired in the direction of the sound; satisfied by the splat and thump that followed.

"Shots fired from the south side of the courtyard! All units, converge!" An entourage of four more assailants appeared from the rapidly thinning mist. Without warning or command, they opened fire. Slade ducked, dodged and weaved through the barrage until he was too close to one of them for the rest to safely shoot. They're not civilians, Slade. These guys are enemy combatants. Soldiers. They signed up for this. Don't hold back. Kill 'em all. The man's head left his shoulders after a single flying spin kick to the cheek. The decapitated cranium slammed right into a female officer's face with enough force to obliterate the front portion of her skull. Only one of the remaining targets had the stomach to keep shooting, despite the carnage. Hmph. Aren't you a brave one? Slade mused as he closed the distance in an instant and shoved off the ground, pushing his knee into the cop's stomach. His rib cage would be glass, but he'd survive. In one smooth motion, Deathstroke performed a fronthand spring off the guy's shoulders and wrapped his left leg around the second's throat, snapping his neck as he stuck the landing. Now you're just showing off.

The fog cleared as Slade caught sight of the entrance. The way was barred by a large metal gate and ten more members of the Gotham City PD. The small army opened fire the moment they spotted the oncoming mercenary. "Ah, fuck." Slade willed his wounded leg to move as he rolled forward to avoid the first couple of volleys. He leapt forward perhaps fifteen feet, removing one of his blades from its scabbard in the process. He swiped through one of the closer knitted firing squads before charging toward the next and slicing all their throats in a single spin. Slade somersaulted his way at yet another grouping, jumping up off the floor and kicking an officer with enough force to send him skidding across the courtyard. Just as he landed, Deathstroke sliced a second man in half and stabbed a third and a fourth who were standing just a little too close through the heart. Slade ripped the weapon out of the pair and chucked it into another's skull. The final cop actually managed to graze a very wounded Deathstroke's shoulder with his erratic fire. Slade spun and back-fisted him in the chest, ragdolling the guy into the wall with enough power to crack the concrete.

Slade slowly made his way toward the prison's gate. He wrapped a pair of bloody hands around the bars and began to tug. However, before he could make any progress, a bullet pierced his lower abdomen. "Son of a-" Another wave of rounds flew toward the injured mercenary, causing him to dive to the floor to avoid being turned to Swiss Cheese. "I don't have time for this." Slade pulled out his pistol and put a bullet between each police officers' eyes before they realized he was even moving. The Terminator stood. He placed his feet through the concrete floor and his palms on the center of the gate. He pushed with all of his might. After a moment's struggle the fruits of his labor bared themselves, and the metal structure toppled over with a crash.

The wounded Soldier for Hire stepped out into the dark and gloomy Gotham night. He turned his eye toward the parking lot, wondering if he could hot wire one of the cars and get out of there. A light beep in his ear gave Slade pause. Very few people had access to his private communications channel; and they all knew to only use it if it was of the utmost importance. The merc tapped a specific part of his helmet. "Go." He said simply. "Your son is alive." Slade's muscles locked up in an instant. His mouth was dryer than a desert. He tried to speak, but all that came out were stammers. "We've tracked down your son's last known location to somewhere in New York. We want you to help us find him, Slade."

"Who are you?"

"We are HIVE."
@Sep Ahhh. Memories.
How's that for a plot twist?!


French Quarter Police Precinct, Lost Haven

"Yo, Frankie. I think he's wakin' up."

Chike Baatul felt like he had been hit by a freight train. He tried to open his eyes but found himself temporarily blinded by the overwhelming amount of light. Chike rubbed the back of his hand against his eyes until his vision cleared up. He was sitting on a concrete floor, starring at a set of metal bars. On the other side of the bars stood two uniformed police officers. Chike placed a hand against his forehead, wincing in pain. That speedster had hit him harder than anyone else had since he lost his powers. Knocked him out cold with a single punch. It was obvious he was in some kind of holding cell. The two men's uniforms made them out to be cops, not prison guards. Chike concluded that he must be in one of the LHPD's many holding areas awaiting transport. Or trial. He had to wonder what sort of due process he was allowed as a metahuman. Speaking of which.. he thought to himself. Polemos slammed a fist against the concrete and immediately regretted it; definitely no superpowers. He had been out for quite some time then. And his fist now hurt. A hell of a lot. Ow.

"Whoa, George. He crazy or somethin'?" The second cop, Frank, asked. He was young, likely straight out of high school. The kid's accent made him out to be a native of Boston. "Not crazy, Frankie. Report says the guy had super strength when we got 'im." The other gentleman appeared to be in his early forties. His dialect denoted his origin point to be somewhere in New York; maybe Brooklyn? Baatul couldn't make it out. His head still hurt like all hell.

"Well what happened to him?" Frank inquired. He titled his head to the left, examining the prisoner with some curiosity. "No idea. Must'a lost 'em when he blacked out."

Meanwhile, George was filling out a piece of paper attached to a clipboard. Probably some kind of incident report about the vigilante's capture. "What's that?" Frank poked his head over his partner's broad shoulder. "It's everything we've got on this guy. Forensics says he's the same guy who threw down with Icon during the riots. Calls himself 'Polemos.' Jerry down in accounting told me that meant War in Greek." George informed the ignorant youth. "His boss was Ares, God o' War, right?" George just nodded. "Yup. STRIKE's suppose ta show up later today and haul him off to some dark hole."

Now that got Chike's attention. He thought he'd get away on bail; he and Ceri were still rolling in cash after Hephaestus and Ares were defeated by Athena. They hadn't figured out what to do with the mansion or the army of automatons living underneath it. But if STRIKE was coming for him, there was nothing Chike could do to get out of this. Not legally, anyway. Baatul didn't particularly enjoy breaking the law. He'd purposefully gone out of his way not to engage the police at all until recently; and he only did that to save the city from a metahuman apocalypse. If I don't get out of here, none of that will matter. Can't let STRIKE take me. But what am I goin' to do? No powers, no weapons and no backup. Damn it. No way outta this one, is there?

"Po-lee-mos."

"Nah, I think its more of a...Pole-moss."

"Pfft. No way, that's stupid. We should ask Jer-"

"It's pronounced Paw-leh-maws." Chike corrected between gritted teeth. His knuckles were turning all shades of purple from their impact with the concrete flooring. "Ey, buddy. You need somebody to look at that?"

"That'd be nice, actu-" Chike's words were drowned out by the slamming of a nearby door. A trio of men in standard BDU camouflage marched into the holding area. The momentarily frightened police officers managed to shake off the scare and greeted the soldiers. "You boys must be STRIKE operatives," George assumed, "your man's right in here. We've been expecting you." Something buzzed nearby. A moment later the door to Chike's cage slid open, allowing the STRIKE team to step inside. The two officers kept their hands near their weapons. Chike noted that his escorts had sidearms at their hips as well; yet, the three seemed tenses for a fist fight rather than a shootout. Can't exactly take me in alive if I'm full of bullet holes. He mused in silence. He didn't resist when one of the STRIKE agents slapped a pair of cuffs on his wrists; nor did he bother trying to fight them as he was led out of the building and into the back of a nondescript black van.

"Hello, Mr. Baatul." Chike froze where he stood. Every muscle in his body coiled, like the spring of a mouse trap. He knew that voice. That voice belonged to his most dangerous foe. The CEO of SuperIOR. Jack Grey. "I've been looking for you." The suave businessman's grin made Chike's blood to boil. He wanted to choke the life out of Grey with every fiber of his being. But without the serum, he was little more than a man. A man fueled by rage and vengeance, but a man nonetheless. "I'll kill you, you piece of shit!" Baatul roared. He struggled against the vice-like grip of his captors. Neither gave a centimeter. In fact, both only seemed to squeeze harder. Holy hell. Chike gasped internally. They're super soldiers. The man's epiphany must of shown on his face, because Jack knew exactly what he was thinking. "Surprised? You shouldn't be. You didn't really think I'd let you disappear into the ever hidden shadow of STRIKE, did you? Oh no, escaping me isn't that easy. I still have some questions for you. Besides, I think I have an offer you can't refuse."

Chike became still. No matter how much he struggled, the two men who held him down wouldn't budge. Resigned to his fate, Baatul chose to instead listen to Jack's proposition. "What could I possibly want from you?" He spat. Jack's easy-going manner didn't change as he wiped the spittle from his cheek. "Well, it's quite simple. You crave power. Every since Ares gifted you with the Polemos enhancements, your body has changed. You'd become comfortable being a god. Relied on it, even. When that was all taken away from you, you sought a way to satisfy that hunger within you. The Super Soldier Serum was your ticket to peace. Not for others, as you so passionately preach to your friends. No. You only wanted peace for yourself. Your soul is broken, Mr. Baatul. Ares shattered the man you once were. No one could help you. Not even Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom, knew what had become of you. You're such a little man, pretending to be a god. But you don't have to pretend any longer, Chike. I can give you the power you seek."

"I've never told anyone that before." Chike whispered. "How could you know-"

"Because I was a god once as well." While the two spoke, Jack had begun unbuttoning his dress shirt. Chike shifted in his seat, a feeling of dread rapidly building up in the pit his stomach. "My name is Archangel Uriel, the god of wisdom. I came to this earth thousands of years ago because I was cast from the heavens for my rebellion. My people are known by many names; a heavily embellished version of our history was recorded by humanity and still remains in circulation to this day. At least, that is what I have been lead to believe. My memory was fragmented centuries ago when I was...separated...from my armor. I am no longer whole." Chike's eyes widened at the sight of it. Jack's chest was covered in glowing alien symbols. It shouldn't have been possible, but somehow Chike recognized the language. "The Athanatoi and my people shared a similar dialect."

Chike's eyes flicked away from Jack's tattoos and at his face, confusion and fear billowing like a terrible storm in his heart. "I can read your mind. I'm a telepat-"

"Stop. Interrupting. Me." Chike growled. His anger momentarily cut through the terror and flooded to the surface of his consciousness. "I cannot tell you how insufferably annoying it is to hear you speak whatever I'm thinking. And its making my damn skin crawl." Uriel gave a slight nod of acknowledgment. "Very few talk to me in that tone and live to tell the tale. Be warned, Polemos. My patience runs thin. You may be too important to kill now, but the future is uncertain."

"Yo-you said you can give me my powers back. How? What did you mean?"

"I believe one of the Cowl's affiliates is in possession of a device called the Uzziah Tablet. My sources claim that it is inscribed with powerful magic. If my theories are correct, the tablet will lead us to the body of one of my people-"

"-Uzziah?"

"Yes. He was not one of the Fallen, as I am. So it is reasonable to assume he died with his armor on him. If we get that armor, you and I are one step closer to restoring our godhood."

"What if his body was looted? He's likely been dead for hundreds if not thousands of years.

"No power on earth can separate one of us from our armor."

"Hold on, you keep talking about 'your people.' Are you an alien?"

"We are called the God-Machine. Our existence is beyond your immediate comprehension and my knowledge of my past is limited. Without my restoration, there is little I can tell you. Will you help me?"

"On one condition. You'll leave my friends alone."

"Deal."
Still alive. At this point, I honestly just lack the motivation to post. I'll hammer something out by the week's end.
@Natty Zemo may or may not make an appearance as an enemy of Steve Rogers. I'd love to have the Masters of Evil around; gives the Avengers a powerful team to go up against.
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