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Went fishing....but the fish must have gone fishing too
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5 yrs ago
Update: not only can I not get a dog but now I also cannot get a girlfriend. My wife acted like I was being unreasonable or something.
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5 yrs ago
Dogs are way better than girlfriends. My wife won't let me get another dog. Maybe another girlfriend?
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5 yrs ago
Wondering if I should inject myself with Lysol not because I believe the cheeto overlord but because it would mean I never have to listen to him again.....