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    1. Frengo 9 yrs ago

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Current Wont be around today, too busy dying from this massive hang over. Sorry guys!
9 yrs ago
This is asking for an RP in which the Southend-on-Sea furniture bots battle for control with the Korean casino bots, in an ultimate struggle that will destroy the world.
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Suddenly building some kind of wall doesn't seem like a bad idea. Vote Frengo 2016 for RPG President.
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9 yrs ago
Is it sad that I bought a 10yo Netbook from Ebay with the sole intent of using it just to write my RP posts?
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9 yrs ago
Sea Gorillas are not a "personal" issue, and affect the entirety of mankind. It's morons like you that prevent social and cultural progress.
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So how would this RP play out? Would our characters be in close proximity? Or scattered all across the front line? I think the Eastern Front shindig had about a zillion battles.

Or were you thinking of doing it in stages? Ya know, like:

Scenario #1: Eastern Poland

Scenario #2: Outskirts of Moscow

Scenario #3: Stalingrad

Scenario #4: Kharkov

Scenario #5: Kursk

And so on, and so forth?
...Bronze ore? It's pedantic, I know, but there's no such thing. :D

But it's interesting that Promethea's stepping up its game; a pity they'll never amount to much since they're an NPC. XD


You can blame World of Warcraft for that.

The sad thing is, I even read up where Bronze came from just for this RP - and YET STILL I RESORT TO SILLYNESS. Excuse me whilst I go and change that.

I can already hear Epicberet laughing his ass off from miles away.

EDIT: No, wait, don't blame Warcraft. In fact, Warcraft got it right. Dayam Frengo, the Hell?

Think I just got confused. In my mind bronze suddenly = copper.

*Epic cackles manically*
@neogreggory The A.I was quite abysmal in Medieval, but the Grand Campaign Mod (lets you play as loads of extra nations, and has a much bigger map) did a lot to help. Even so, if you go against an A.I army with third the strength of theirs, you will usually win.

I'm using Shogun to decide the battles that have been asked for resolution. The A.I is better in that, probably the best out of all of them, though it still has its flaws (sometimes the general runs ahead of the army and suicide rushes the center mass of the opposing army!?).

You should see what they did in Rome 2. I will never forgive CA for the monumental fuck up that was Rome 2. That was the last game I ever pre-ordered. You want bad A.I? Holy shit, Rome 2's A.I was actually retarded. Like, proper retarded - offensively retarded. We're talking the entire enemy army just walking through your army - without even trying to fight - just to get to some magical flag on the battlefield that made whoever held it the victor.

Total fucking trash. URGH. Now I'm angry.
Wait, so are we all ready for the start of the Third Century now?


That's right buddy.

I need to discuss things with Neogreggoy, Empiry things, before I can post. However, I've just thrown the Prometheans an NPC post because I felt bad for them. Also, it sets the stage for what Neo wanted to explore in this century.
The Promethean Resurgence


200 - 227 A.E




Horok the Great Ape, first Half Breed ruler of the Promethean Empire


By the dawn of the third century, the Promethean Empire was all but exhausted. Tall Ape Grishartd Gritig's disasterous campaign in the mountain realm of Uthein had not only ended in complete military collapse, but had also resulted in the birth of the Scalethein Empire - a foreign entity that now had the infrastructure and warriors to lay siege to the last bastions of Promethean kind.

The Uthein Campaign had also cost the lives of many Lesser Apes (Warlords), leaving a giant vacuum of power all across the ruptured borders of the Empire. Brother now fought brother over their father's vacant seat, and precious Promethean blood was loosened upon the grass to no avail other than to settle petty rivalries. The Empire's vast stocks of copper and tin had also been heavily depleted, meaning that for the first time in centuries, the Prometheans were unable to equip themselves with metal-based weapons.

In all, Grishartd Gritig's invasion of Uthein had set the scene for the extinction of the Prometheans. It is little surprise then, that in 207 A.E, he was murdered by his own body guards as he slept.

Though Promethea's bad fortunes did not end there. Without the Tall Ape to rule, various factions broke into out right civil war - vying for the ancient throne that had ruled the continent for so many years.

And as thousands died in the stupid and pointless strauggle, thousands more died from the Promethean Plague. By now, it was estimated that only 26,000 females of breeding age were alive, in contrast to some 210,000 males - and the former figure was shrinking daily. It would take a miracle to turn things from the brink, and in the year 208 of the Ancient Era, such a miracle was granted.

Horok was born from the union of Man and Promethean, whose parents had been executed upon his birth. He'd served as a slave ever since, living in misery like so many of his kind - until the assassination of the Tall Ape, and the collapse of the Empire.

It was he who led the Slave Revolt, and it was he who broke the Lesser Apes at the Battle of Promethea City, and rose to power on a fertile bed of popular support not just from his slave-kin, but from the common Prometheans who had been driven to despair. Horok was an intelligent being, blessed with a human's intellect, and within days of seizing power of the Promethean Throne, he unleashed a range of sweeping reforms.

Slavery was immediately banished, and cannibalism was also outlawed - both of them dismissed as decrepit acts that the Great Ape in the Sky had never sanctioned. Then he turned his attention to the Promethean Plague, and in a feat of ingenious social engineering, went about separating females; indeed, it became punishable by death for two females to be within fifty feet of each other. This led to a chaotic period within urban centres, as females were herded out into the country under armed guard, to start life anew in specially built camps. His hopes were that the plague would struggle to spread, if it could not so easily find a host.

By 211 A.E, Horok had survived seventeen assassination attempts, and had put down six separate rebellions. Yet, already his reforms were having effect, as the absence of slaves gave the economy an unexpected revitalisation, and the Promethean population stabilised for the first time in a hundred years.

Looking north, Horok understood that sooner or later the Scalethein Empire would come. Without mines, the Promethean Empire's ore income was little to none, and so, Horok looked to the thick jungle-like vegetation that inhabited much of Promethea. Trees were felled by their hundreds, and were used to create heavy clubs, long pikes and bows. These weapons were primitive, but in the hands of the muscular Prometheans, they would stand against the amassing forces of their northern neighbour.

In 227 A.E, the Promethean Empire's fortunes had transformed miraculously. The Plague had not been seen in some areas for more than a year, and the female population had started to recover - though it was still decades from equalling out with that of the males. Horok's soldiers numbered in the thousands, and he had them drilled daily; the ancient stone walls of Promethea City had been repaired and revitalised where possible, and food stores swelled the granaries.

She wasn't what she had once been, but in 227 A.E, the Promethean Empire had transitioned from a graveyard into a regional power - and would not easily be dislodged.
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First off, please don't twist my words like that, its not exactly the nicest thing to do to people.

As for the Regulii, either some how wipe them out, NPC them or @Shorticus can some how inherit the land through some really weird diplomacy or something.


T'was only joking govna', no offence meant. I wish you all the best in your other endeavours.

@Shorticus Looks like you've got the driving seat. What'd you want to do with them? In the event a player dropped out during the Evolution Phase, it was either decimation by the forces of nature, or relegation to an NPC entity - like the Promethean Empire. However, if you'd like to assimilate them, I'm sure something can be worked out.

EDIT: Third Century starts tomorrow, and I'd like to be on the fifth century by the weekend if we can. This Evolution Phase has dragged on longer than planned, which isn't much of a problem, but Clock's exit does prompt some anxiety about the issue.

Think we're waiting on Epic, aren't we? Be a shame to have to give him/her the chop, but rules is rules. I'll be as patient as I can, but we're at that stage now where things need to start moving.

Also, if you're all wondering when I'll update the map, it'll be at the end of the fifth century.
@Frengo This RP has thoroughly unmanned me, and I must tend my resignation.


That's okay chief, thanks for being up front and honest about it.

Any preference for what happens to your civ? Huge natural disaster? Mutated Promethean Plague? Or do you just want them to turn into an NPC entity?
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I'm only bringing this up again because this part directly concerns our roleplay, to which I'd love to make a note and ask a question.

The note: this is something I've been discussing with a couple folks for the upcoming third century: the trade of ideas, philosophical and scientific and religious, throughout the eastern region. There's actually quite a lot that ought to be going on soon, and an event that I'm planning to write up should create a general connectivity between folks in this part of the world. (Note: this doesn't mean "friendly meetings between everyone" necessarily, just "exposure to other civilizations to drive RP onward.")

The question: I notice you mentioning libraries, and that implies books. On paper-making and books and the ancient versions of the printing press: do any of these exist yet? I was going to have Zaqir invent paper-making in the third century, but if paper-making already exists that's not a big deal.


The Prometheans had developed several written languages, so they either wrote it on wax or paper. I feel bad for not giving these guys more of a back history, but they were supposed to be fine balance of civilised innovators and warlike barbarians. If someone had something better than them, then they invaded and utilised that technology or resource to their advantage - copy and paste that over centuries, and BOOM, you had the Promethean Empire.

In their autumn though, they are much like how Rome was; backwards, crippled economically and militarily, and clinging to old dreams of grandeur in a world that is quickly forgetting them.
Right, let's set a deadline for Tuesday 16:00 UK time. If there's any problems, then lemme know :)
Let's try to avoid talking about the middle ages.


Agreed.

I've gotta take a sofa down the dump in a mo, will be a while. Afterwards, I'll see who we're waiting for and announce a deadline for the end of this century.

So, Charlemagne, amirite?
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