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Once upon a time, in a far far land.......nah too boring.

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@The Slenderman

GENCLY: (Oh no again. We had a mental blackout, and we stayed here without say nothing like three idiots.)
CORK: (This happens when there are three people in a body?)
GENCLY: (Yeah, mister "i know all". Ok what is happening now?)

Crapsy and the others see that the lady gave to them a dagger and that she went out from the market and went near her.

GENCLY: (Ahahhaahah, he did it at list, he bought something but not that sword!!)
CRAPSY: (Shut up idiot.)
GENCLY: (Fuck you Crapsy ahahaha!!)

Crapsy gives an other look to Akkina. CRAPDY: Thanks miss, it's however a pretty dagger, i will give you your 200 coins.
At that point, Crapsy pulls out from his bag a big sack full of money.

CRAPSY: These are your money for the dagger milady.

Then he gives to her the rose. CRAPSY: And this is the rose for her, free obviously. I hope that you like it.

When he tries to give the rose to her, he see that she's very pale and Crapsy worries.

CRAPSY: Are you alright miss? Did you feel bad? You have a bad aspect.

@The Slenderman
@Alamantus

I wanted only inform u that if u don't see me for hours dont worry, between the time to sleep and that one for the school, i can use internet only in a few parts of the day. For example, now i could send this message but i must go and do other things. You will see me after 6-7 more or less to continue. However i'm waiting the answer of tour character Slenderman, i'm very curious to see what she will say.
@Alamantus
@The Slenderman

Crapsy begins to think about it.

CRAPSY: Wait my lady, i can offer you more gold ones for that sword. 800 coins and if you accept my rose for your fantastic beauty i will give u also 200 more coins. So in total 1000 gold coins.

GENCLY: (Pathetic.)
CORK: (Yep.)
@Alamantus
@The Slenderman

GENCLY: (Stop Crapsy.)

Crapsy ignores him. CRAPSY: My name's Crapsy to your service my lady. I saw that you have a beautiful and big sword, so i imagined that you must be a strong woman for manage a big one like that and if i can say it, i like the women like you. Very strong and proud. Ah ah ah.
However, seriously, i'm interested for that sword and i can pay the double of any price that this shopkeeper could pay for it. Trust me.
(Take this fucking bastard of a shopkeeper! You can't ignore in this way without conseguences)

In that moment, he pulls out a gold coin and show it to the girl.

GENCLY: (What the fuck are you doing?!)
CRAPSY: Baka nima sipa ne...ku. (He says with a low tone)

After spelled that magic, he smiles to her.

GENCLY: (No! Not again!! He used the spell for block us, so we can't speak.)
CORK: (Why?! We had agreed to don't use it anymore!!)
GENCLY: (Cork, this is Crapsy. We can't do nothing about him. I hope only that he doesn't do nothing of terrible.)

CRAPSY: See? And i can give you more than one coin and for more i mean very very lots gold. Or better, my mistress could do that, she's very interested in things like that. Especially if it's ancient. What do you think about it? Are you interested?

@Alamantus
@The Slenderman

CORK: Well, more or less... (He says sheepish)

But in that moment, Cork sees something that attracts his attention: a wind-up toy of a horse.

CORK: (But that is beautiful, the son of the mistress could be very happy with a toy like that!!!)
GENCLY: (Yeah, you're right. I didn't expect to find a good gift for him here. We were lucky.)
CRAPSY: (In reality, i wanted to buy a cannon for him. The explosions are very funny.)
GENCLY: (Yeah yeah, very...funny. Ok take that damned toy and let's go from here. I'm very tired of this situation.)
CORK: Ok i will do it.

Cork gives an other look to the shopkeeper.

CORK: Ehm...but now that i'm here i would want to.....

First that he could complete the sentence an other lady enters in the pawn shop, attracting the attention of Cork and of the shopkeeper. When this one sees her, ignores Cork and begins to speak with her.

GENCLY: (Ehi! We were the first! Why the hell did he choose to serve her first of us?!)
CRAPSY: (Because she have the boobs and we haven't them?)
CORK: (........)
GENCLY: (..........Seriously man. You're very annoying when you speak. Shut up!!)
CRAPSY: (Ehi don't be angry, don't tell me that you are omo?)
CORK: (Shut the fuck up!!!!)
GENCLY: (Listen guys dont worry, we can wait. Calm down.)
CRAPSY: (Ok, but however that shopkeeper is a dick.)
CORK: (Yeah!)
GENCLY: (You're right but stay calm.)

When the lady pulls out a big sword to sell, Crapsy takes the control and begins to smile.

CRAPSY: Ehi miss, do you really like the big swords, right?

@Alamantus

LADY: That ring is perfect, i will buy it.

The lady gives to Humphrey the money to pay for it and then without looks Cork, exits from the pawn shop. In that moment, Cork gives a final look to the lady with an angry expression.

CRAPSY: And so that bitch, is gone. (low tone)
CORK: Yeah. (low tone)
CRAPSY: Don't be sad, you can find other girls to stalker. (low tone)
CORK: Ah ah ah, very funny. (low tone)
GENCLY: (Ehm guys, do u know that you are still in the pawn shop and that the owner is watching you, right?

Cork gives a look to Humphrey. CORK: (Shit.)
@Alamantus

The lady snorfs.

LADY: Maybe for a few people but not for me. That color reminds me the death. However for the ring, i wanted to buy a pretty ring but not too much expensive. Ok that i want to do a gift but i don't want to drain myself. (She begins to laugh)

CORK: The death? How can she think that? (low tone)
CRAPSY: Because she's a bitch? (too)
CORK: Stop to be offensive. (too)
CRAPSY: Fuck off (too)
GENCLY: (Stop to speak normally, speak mentally!!! Do u want to attact the attention?! Godamnit, shut up!!)
Sorry but if the things ar in this way, i cant partecipate i need more space for my characters in a few things, so sorry for thee waste of time
"Looking for anything in particular?"
@Alamantus

LADY: Ehm...yes i wanted to see if you had a silver ring, thanks. I want to do gift to a my friend.[/b][/b]

Then, she takes an other look to Cork with an suspect expression and in that moment, see the blue rose in his hand.

LADY: Sorry, but why do you have a rose in your hand, jester?

Cork, took by the panic, doesn't say nothing but then when he tries to open the mouth, Gencly stops him.

GENCLY: Oh nothing milady, this is only a gift that i'm bringing to my girlfriend. She loves the blue rose, if you want to know it.

The lady begins to laugh. LADY: Your lady must have some very particular tastes to love a rose with a horrible color like that.

GENCLY: Question of tastes, miss.
LADY: Sure, jester.

After that she turned again, Cork became sad.

GENCLY: Did you see? How i said before, this was only a waste of time. (He says with low tone)
CORK: Sorry. (he too)
CRAPSY: I know that she was a bitch. (he too)

So if he has 20 years old it's ok?
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