"This is obviously a shakedown, but I'll pay." Peter handed the guard a stack of barnacle encrusted American dollar bills. He hoped these jackasses would take it so that he could get in there and find Brynjolf to give him the old one two for this, also because the thieves guild was full of boring quests.
He whispered to the pink ball of meat:"If this fails I will throw you over the wall. Once over the wall, roll over to the back entrance and open it. Then we can ditch the living weight."