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The Forbidden One

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5 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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6 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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6 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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7 yrs ago
How do wing.
7 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

In The Narrow Path → 6 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
"It's no magic that I'm used to seeing... hm..." Brock watched intently as the goblin seized, with them having minor fits to large flinging around of their arms. Ever so slowly, the goblin started to char to a blackened version of it's skin, the blue runic symbols on his hands slowly changing into tattoos.

Then, as quickly as everything started, it ended, as the goblin laid there, passed out completely and rather tired from the spasms. He seemed to be unconscious for the time being, then his voice rang out, but it wasn't the goblin you knew before. This one seemed... different.

"Uuurgh... what... what's goin' on here...?" The goblin asked, his voice starkly different than it was before. He no longer had the lisp, interestingly. Did something weird just happen to the goblin you once knew?

In Kurai Majoko: Dark Magical Girls → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Group Attack

The Hivemother immediately stopped her attack as she saw Ami suffer the penalty of trying to take the beast head on. It looked like it did a serious dent to the girl, with her PJs showing underneath the magical girl outfit she was wearing. Christ, if that's how strong this beast was, the Hivemother really couldn't get close with anything she had. Her bees would just get blasted to bits by the miasma, like a few just did, and she wasn't going to get anywhere close to the beast with her Stinger.

The wall of ice rose in front of the apartment, no doubt as a result of the handiwork of the groups Keeper. The beast seemed to be distraught with it, but had assaulted the ice all the same as it propelled its miasma towards it, melting the ice and spilling a darkness all over Ami's apartment. No doubt that wasn't going to smell great after, but it gave the combating Magical Girls an opportunity, as the miasma around the beast had been lifted, for a short time at least. If there was any time that the Hivemother was going to get an attack in, now would be that time.

"Come, troops! We must seize this opportunity while we can! Converge onto the Nightmare, posthaste!" Apia tapped into her own magic reserves to call forth more troops, swarms of insects appearing from every nook and cranny around as they swarmed around the beast, attempting to sting it wherever they could and as quickly as they could. The Hivemother nodded as she joined in the fight as well, running up to the Nightmare's maw and attempting to jab it with her rapier, ready to hop out of the way of danger if she had to. If she could get a few shots in, the mouth of the monster would freeze up due to the paralytic poison, which is exactly what she needed to see at that moment.
In Worlds of Disney → 6 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
The Pumpkin King!

"Well, I certainly don't mind if you two tag along with us on our little adventure. The more the merrier, and with your reputation, I guess you could say 'the more the scarier'!" Jack let out a hearty laugh before he heard an unfamiliar gasp coming from a different part of the same general area. He turned towards it, and he heard the blood-curdling bathtub-creeps speak up.

"What do--"

"--We--"

"--Have here?"
The Bathtub Creeps


Somebody was listening into the conversation. Who it was, exactly, wasn't a thing that Jack knew of or had heard about at the time. Maybe it was someone from an outfit similar to his or Cassim's, or maybe it was someone who'd foil the adventure early on. There was certainly a way to figure which it would be, and Jack was the one to start finding that out. "Hello? We're not going to hurt you, unless you try to hurt us first! Come out and we can just talk!"
In A Funny and Clever Name for a Superhero RP → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Huh, this feels weird.

"Hey Janice! How's the family?!" Eve's voice chirped as she stepped into the school, resting her elbow on the visitor's window as she signed in on the visitor's sheet. As always, she made her name on the sheet swirly and girly. It was how she signed everything, ranging from checks to silly drawings.

"Hello, Evelyn. Here for your father, I assume?" Janice spoke coldly, uninterested in the going-ons of this ramshackle teenager's family and such. Though, it wasn't often that someone asked about her family, though she just chalked that up on Eve being polite.

"Yes ma'am. I've been applying to jobs around the entire city, and one that I'd never thought I'd get offered me a position. I wanna go check in with my dad before I finalize everything." The harpy took her freshly-printed visitor tag off and plastered it on her hoodie's chest area, walking away from the front counter with a smile. She'd check in with Janice on her way back out of here.

She stepped into the courtyard of the school Maceroy worked at, noticing the distinct lack of students. Huh, seemed like the place was deserted for the most part. Must've been a teacher workday. Maybe a supervillain attacked, though, if that was the case, who would've been that stupid to attack the school where Arete regularly prowls? Probably Blorb.

Ah well, right now she was just waiting for her dad to show up.
In Capes of Denver: A Worm RP → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Day of Reckoning III

@Old Amsterdam

The world was starting to crumble around them. With everything that was going on right now, Kendall was getting scared with every second that passed by, with more and more of the world shattering as it went on and on. That... that was their parents. Those two weren't looking good at all, rather close to Death's door if anything. It shook Kendall to their core, though they couldn't even imagine how Lillian was feeling after seeing what she saw.

Everything faded into a blurry, black and white mess as the only thing they could see in color was Behemoth over a few buildings. Whatever the heroes were doing to stop the monster in its tracks, Kendall was unsure if anything was actually working. He just... took everything that people could throw at him and retaliate by turning them into red mist. There was almost nothing that anyone could do.

A loud noise erupted from overhead, and Kendall looked up to see it. The building that they and Lillian were beside was coming down, and a bit of rubble had broken off, falling down towards the two. The tarry hero had one instinct on their mind as they jumped into action.

"Lily! MOVE!" Mastar erupted once again as she shoved Lillian, pushing the teen out of the way of the rubble before glancing up at it just about to hit her. She had a split second of time to react, so she tried her hardest to morph down to her tarry form as quick as she could. She had moved just slightly before the building decided to slam into her, clipping a strong hit onto the tarry hero and leaving her on the ground.

If she had been faster and in her full tar form, she probably wouldn't be unconscious.

Instead, there was blood on the concrete, and Mastar was out cold.



From the Ashes IV

"Get these guys to safety!" Phoenix rushed forward to a random Mover in the street. She didn't have the time to ask for names, she just had the parents of a Ward in her arms and she needed them to get to safety before they completely faded... oh god, the mother was already unconscious! Fuck fuck fuck!

"Uh... Phoenix, right? I don't think these people are able t-"

"I don't give a shit! Get them to safety at least! We don't have time to talk!" Phoenix demanded as they looked at Behemoth in the distance, starting to charge towards the monster. On her way, she saw the corpse of a six-armed gunslinger, as well as a dragon-girl get slammed out of the sky by a bolt of lightning. She... probably didn't survive. Phoenix almost cracked down and started to cry as she ran, but she shook her head and kept running towards Behemoth. Though, when the sound of a thundering roar sounded from the beast, she turned to the side and booked it to a nearby building.

She inspected her body for any damages once inside. Sure enough, her entire arm was gone. Great, she'd have to die to get that back.

"You're Phoenix!" Some random kid shouted from in the same room as her, the kid carrying... quite the big gun. Almost comically oversized for the kid to be wielding, and... it kinda looked like something from that one videogame her friend had. Cratchet and Lank?

"You got that right, kid. What're you fucking holding?"

"I'm G4M3R, sorry to meet you on such bad conditions, but that's unimportant. This," G4M3R presented the gun with both of his arms outstretched, smiling wide at his handiwork. "Is the R.Y.N.O, or Rip-Ya-a-New-One. I'm a tinker with specialization in Video Game tech, and this is from Ratchet and Clank. It's a pretty powerful weapon, to be honest."

"Yeah yeah that's great, but are you sure that thing'll be able to hurt Behemoth? That cowboy over there just died from using his own guns."

"This thing'll do something, I guarantee that. I just... I can't get close enough to use it on the big fucker without getting hurt."

Phoenix thought for a moment, and settled on crouching down with her back facing G4M3R. "I can get you close, but I'm unable to get you through the death field. Think you can get a clear shot if I can get you close to him?"

"Yep!" G4M3R clambered onto the back of Phoenix, holding onto her with one hand while carrying the RYNO in the other. "Let's go!"

With a good step, Phoenix charged towards Behemoth once again, carrying on her back a walking AA cannon.
In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

The East, eh. That's where the efforts of Digbie trying to learn how this nature magic was going to lead him. He really wanted to get back to his camp with his friends, but he was intrigued by the thought of him learning how this magic can be properly used. He seemed to be getting closer to his goal, though, as the flower's color seemed to be coming back slowly but surely.

Then, he heard a click, and heard the scurrying of the Flak Beetle behind him as it charged!

Digbie turned to see it, just in time, before he realized he had only a small amount of time to work and figure out a plan of action. Uhh... okay, so, it was attacking him, right? He could defend himself and not count it as him murdering something else out of cold blood, right? He went under that assumption as he activated a skill incredibly quickly, with him raising an {Earth Wall} between him and the beetle (with the wall being a bit closer to Digbie in comparison). Next, Digbie cranked out a {Rock Spire} from his new wall that separated him and the beetle, with the spire trying to be directed horizontally. His goal was to skewer the beast on it so it didn't come after him.

As he did everything, he hoped to whatever God was trying to tell him how willpower and magic combined as he ran towards the breeze that carried the fallen petal. He had his response of Fight, Flight, or Freeze, and he chose two somehow. Freeze, and Flight.

As he ran, though...

"HELP! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! HELP!"




In The Narrow Path → 6 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
"There's no need. Just make sure you take care of my little girl, eh?" Aithwale chuckled slightly as he faded away, allowing the world to return to normal once again as the wagon's entrance opened. It's time to face the world again, it seemed. Though, everything ground to a halt when Stride shouted out into the void-filled tent.

"Shite! Someone, gimme a hand! The goblin is havin' some kinda spasm!" Looking over, it was pretty clear Stride was having a hard time keeping a currently-seizing goblin down as he underwent some kind of weird phase. All along the goblin's arms were strange blue runic symbols, and his skin was starting to change from its leafy green complexion to something a bit more sinister.
In The Narrow Path → 6 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
The Narrow Path!
Chapter 3 - It's Been A While

"They don't trust you because you've closed yourself off from them, Skinner." Aithwale said as he stepped forward slightly, his body still being turned towards you. "As for me being dead and how that plays, again, there are two people here who are quite familiar with death." The grizzly old man raised his arm towards Westley Stride and Brock, their bodies being cloaked in an ethereal light, almost as if they were being highlighted. "If what I've been told was true, Westley died quickly after his big adventure for Yashar started, and you've already met the skeleton."

The old man then turns his hand to Jen, where she glows slightly. "On top of that, there's the Paladin over there. You've already been acquainted with her, though, so there's no need to tell her story, is there?" Aithwale lowers his arm to his side and breathes a deep breath of gusto before returning to the topic at hand. "Death is something that everyone here is familiar with, except for the goblin, though he'll be remembering everything here in a very short amount of time, if what lady Death rumored is true.
In I, the Demon King, Will Summon My Own Damned Heroes! → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

"O-Oh crap." Digbie choked out as he froze, his body automatically going into a defensive mode as he raised his hands to his waist in preparation of what's to come. He was about 90% sure that's the exact thing that almost obliterated Torrent and sent her almost down a path of death, and here he was - face to face with that same thing. He was scared, and he didn't know how to proceed, but he stood there and watched the beetle in front of him closely. He didn't wanna hurt the bug, but he certainly didn't wanna get himself killed in the process.

... maybe this was a time to learn something? Whether it was how to tame a Flak Beetle, or how to handle one in the future. He wasn't sure how he'd continue right here, but he did know that if everything went south really quick, he could probably survive getting hurt a little bit if an Earth Wall didn't form quickly enough. If not, he had healing abilities in any case, so he could heal it off.

Digbie lowered his hands and stepped around the beetle, staying around the same distance from it, still having his eyes trained on it. At any moment, he was ready to make a break for it. He carefully trained around the creature, trying to tell it soothingly to not aggravate it. "Alright, bud. I'm not gonna hurt you, if you don't hurt me." Digbie walked around the beetle with as much caution as he could, ready to raise a wall at a moment's notice in order to easily follow up with a break for the stream.

"I... I could probably learn how fire magic works if I study 'im... but... no, too risky. I need to make it back to camp."

If all was successful moving though, Digbie would try to keep pushing his will into the Yill as he walked on his way back. He tried to remember how Sacred Ground worked, and he tried to use that as his reference, concentrating as hard as he could to try and try to fix the flower as best as he could. He wanted this flower back, it was all he had left of whatever sense of innocence he kept.




In Kurai Majoko: Dark Magical Girls → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Protect the Queen!

Apia was just as awkward as she normally was, staying out to the side in her new pajamas and not intruding much as the higher-ups in the club were talking. Though, when a busy little bee came into the apartment through a cracked window and looked at the Hivemother with a fair bit of concern, Apia knew something was up. The sudden roar and crashing of glass into the apartment's floor certainly didn't help things, either, as the main monster of the night reared it's ugly mug to the entourage of magical girls, Seyrun and Kuro included.

"Uh... what the hell is that?!" Though, it seemed that Ayumu and Ami were already on the case as they rocketed to their feet to properly address what was the issue was. Apia quickly scrambled to her feet after, dropping a small kiss onto Hana's head before she adjusted her bee hairband into the proper place, transforming her quickly into her battle-ready outfit, with her Stinger appearing just in front of her so she could properly grab it and make her leap into the air, staring down at the beast in front of her with a sick feeling to her gut.

She raised her arm into the air, her units swarming around her and being called to her aid as she smirked. "Time to get back into the swing of things, eh girls?" Each bee swarmed around her neck and wrists as she went in, drawing her Stinger out and thinking about what to have her swarm of giant hornets do... hm...

"Alright, alpha troops! Swarm around it's front-right leg! Generate as much heat as you can, and try to set the damned thing on fire! Beta troops, buzz around its field of vision, break up the outline of Kuro and cause this monster to struggle to see where the Mascot is!" Each hornet converged off of Apia, with half the swarm heading to each location as directed by Apia. The bee-girl, meanwhile, charged forward towards the front-left leg herself, aiming to get a few jabs of poison into this beast's leg with her Stinger. If things went awry quick, though, she was always ready to jump out of danger if she had to. She was quick on her feet, and quicker on her wings.
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