Name: Generic NPC 22 Mission: [s]Escapist role playing scout looking for a new home for my fellow Escapists.[/s] Status: Resident Alien [hr] [center][h3]Offsite Roleplays[/h3][/center] [b]Current Stories:[/b] [i]Orion Company[/i] (A merry band of men, women and cybernetic organisms traverse the galaxy seeking fame, fortune and more firepower) [i]The Really Wild Wastelands[/i] (A comedic spin on the D.C. Wastelands, setting for Fall Out 3) [b]Previous Stories:[/b] [i]Avatar Adventures[/i] (Generic character facing generic struggles) [i]Wild Wastelands High School[/i] (A teenage angstian spin on the Really Wild Wastelands) [i]London 2056[/i] (A Cyberpunk story) [hr] [center][h3]Roleplaying Guild Roleplays[/h3][/center] None currently or historially [hr] Traits: Unabashed Alliteration: The character has a penchant for alliteration, especially when creating crafty captions for co-habitating characters. Long Winded Posts: <- See here. Semi-Scientific Pseudo Sorcerer: Due to a disruption in this character's neuro-pathways, this person often attempts to explain the hows and whys of an action an a fashion that attempts to make the impossible seem sorta kinda possible. The character is a natural enemy to their arch-nemesis, "The Hand Waver." Generic NPC: Often requests their fellow players for a specific and large quantity of items in return for a minimal reward. This trait allows the character to assume any imaginable form, and, due to the laws regulating such things, some unimaginable forms. However, the Generic NPC often assumes a nondescript and generic body with no distinguishing features or personality traits other than the unwavering desire to ask adventures for multiple items. [hr] [b]About the Author:[/b] When not fighting crime, causing swaths of destruction, angsty drama, or uniting star crossed lovers in an alternate universe where Superheroes/Supervillains exist or where the world has become a radioactive wasteland filled with mutated Jackson's Chameleons, this polymorphic, multi-talented, post cobbling doer of things (read ninja) enjoys spending time with family (including 3 quadrupedal furries), watching horribly crafted movies and trashy Japanese Animation. As a forewarning to all those who choose to interact with this rather strange personality that's somehow appeared in your midst, roleplaying sessions may include comedic levels of graphic violence, intentional improper use of grammar, creative suggestions on alternative uses for genitalia, semi serious/semi joking siscon and hopefully fun. Further inquiries regarding Generic NPC 22 can be sent to their Public Relations Representative, Generic NPC 21.

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Name: Generic NPC 22<br>Mission: <span class="bb-s">Escapist role playing scout looking for a new home for my fellow Escapists.</span><br>Status: Resident Alien<br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3">Offsite Roleplays</div></div><br><span class="bb-b">Current Stories:</span><br><span class="bb-i">Orion Company</span> (A merry band of men, women and cybernetic organisms traverse the galaxy seeking fame, fortune and more firepower)<br><span class="bb-i">The Really Wild Wastelands</span> (A comedic spin on the D.C. Wastelands, setting for Fall Out 3)<br><br><span class="bb-b">Previous Stories:</span><br><span class="bb-i">Avatar Adventures</span> (Generic character facing generic struggles)<br><span class="bb-i">Wild Wastelands High School</span> (A teenage angstian spin on the Really Wild Wastelands)<br><span class="bb-i">London 2056</span> (A Cyberpunk story)<br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3">Roleplaying Guild Roleplays</div></div><br>None currently or historially<br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><br>Traits:<br>Unabashed Alliteration: The character has a penchant for alliteration, especially when creating crafty captions for co-habitating characters.<br><br>Long Winded Posts: &lt;- See here.<br><br>Semi-Scientific Pseudo Sorcerer: Due to a disruption in this character's neuro-pathways, this person often attempts to explain the hows and whys of an action an a fashion that attempts to make the impossible seem sorta kinda possible. The character is a natural enemy to their arch-nemesis, "The Hand Waver."<br><br>Generic NPC: Often requests their fellow players for a specific and large quantity of items in return for a minimal reward. This trait allows the character to assume any imaginable form, and, due to the laws regulating such things, some unimaginable forms. However, the Generic NPC often assumes a nondescript and generic body with no distinguishing features or personality traits other than the unwavering desire to ask adventures for multiple items. <br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><br><span class="bb-b">About the Author:</span><br><br>When not fighting crime, causing swaths of destruction, angsty drama, or uniting star crossed lovers in an alternate universe where Superheroes/Supervillains exist or where the world has become a radioactive wasteland filled with mutated Jackson's Chameleons, this polymorphic, multi-talented, post cobbling doer of things (read ninja) enjoys spending time with family (including 3 quadrupedal furries), watching horribly crafted movies and trashy Japanese Animation. As a forewarning to all those who choose to interact with this rather strange personality that's somehow appeared in your midst, roleplaying sessions may include comedic levels of graphic violence, intentional improper use of grammar, creative suggestions on alternative uses for genitalia, semi serious/semi joking siscon and hopefully fun.<br><br>Further inquiries regarding Generic NPC 22 can be sent to their Public Relations Representative, Generic NPC 21.</div>