Taaj said
I live in a rental house in a sketchier part of town.
My neighbors are a large latino family, half of which do not speak English. They have three tiny dogs, one of which is named Paloma, which gets screamed at all the time (I've woken up at 5am to a big latino woman screaming "PALOMA! PALOMA! VENGA AQUI!!!!")
They almost always have people going in and out of their driveway, they have constant guests, and there are always at least four or five cars parked in their backyard.
This morning there were at least ten cars surrounding the house, including a huge rusted van sitting in front of my house. I was going to meet a friend for lunch, and she was going to pick me up so I went out onto the porch to wait for a few minutes before she came. When I walked out the door I saw that there was a middle-aged latino man lounging on my steps. Lounging. He was stretched out and had a mini stereo resting on his chest blasting some typical mexican music. I said "hello" and he looked up at me and said "hola," and then turned back to lounging.
wtf
I took another step and saw that there were three other men lying about in my yard, one in my flower box, one against a tree, and another stretched out on the sidewalk.
wtttfffffff
my friend arrived and was like WTF IS GOING ON and i was like I DON'T KNOW GET ME OUT OF HERE so we left and had lunch at iHop and when we came back they were gone ;-;
I think I should get a no trespassing sign or something, that shit is not ok.
I used to have a beat up old 80' chevy custom delux long bed pickup. Not much to look at, but it was my baby.
Anyways, I went out to go get in my truck one day and seen the neighbors daughter and her dude leaning up against the hood of my truck making out. The fuck was parked right next to me.
So me being the typical angry white boy was like "What the fuck? Can't you guys move that shit over to your fucking truck? How would you like it if I was leaning up against your door making out with my girl when your mom walks up?"
Chick looked at me with an incredulous expression, and was like "Are you serious?"
At that point I just kinda scoffed, shook my head, and was like "Yeah. I'm serious."
Thought for sure I was going to wind up with some sugar in my fucking gas tank or something, but they stayed the hell away from my truck after that. I guess being taller and broader than most people down here in the south has an intimidating effect. That, or they just thought I was a crazy fucking white boy living next door to come across as hostile like that over something so simple. Either way, no one makes out on my car if I'm not invited.
LetsFly,
Kaithe Dame