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Quick Question to save pants

Sherlock Holmes said
Well, once the blood dries, a duller shade of brown would technically be more accurate...

Eminem taught me blood stains are orange after you wash them three or four times in the tub.

Quick Question to save pants

You should probably burn them.

Eliminating evidence and all that.

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mdk said
You are not the traveler walking the road -- you are the gate.

The road deceptive,

the gate is an illusion.

There is only Tao.

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mdk said
......did I do it? Did it work? Was that Zen?

<.<

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mdk said
I guess the mods just want regular MDK back.

And you even had people trying to get you to teach them the Way.

MDK, just post your wisdom here. Spread the awareness of peace and serenity that your brethren may discover their way.

Larfleeze said
nooooo my key to enlightenment D:

<.< There is no key.

The Way is open for all who are willing to seek it.

Somebody explain this to me because women have confused me.

Sable said
Fuck LDR's. "Yeah let me sacrifice opportunities to be happy and enjoy myself at college for a person I'm liable to break up with in the future."LDR's are for hopeless romantics and people who hate themselves.

Fuck, guess I'm a hopeless romantic who hates himself.

I got another rat!

Sable said
>le tipping of le fedora

M'lady.

I got another rat!

Taaj said
This just in: They hardly fought at all aside from the furious butt/scrotum-smelling that took place initially.

Taaj said
Now Ricken is pouting and licking his dick in a corner. Bran is eating... something.

For some reason this had me laughing like an idiot.

I don't laugh too often. That felt good.

Here have some real news.

idlehands said
and people traveling all over the world is a lot more common.

I read something once that said that due to the wide spread trade routes established after the Mongolians created their massive empire, it paved the way for the black plague to spread so far across Europe and Asia. Had that not happened and the nations they subjugated would have remained largely isolated, it wouldn't have had such a huge impact.

Larfleeze said
I bet it's Cordyceps brain infection. One minute you feeling a little sick, the next, fungus is shooting out your brain and you're clicking your teeth at everyone.

I like that scenario.