Goldmarble

What grinds my gears...? USER FRIENDLY, MAY CONTAIN STRONG LAUNGUAGE.

Pokerface said
What grinds my gears....When men do not put the toilet seat up or put it back down after using it! Forever telling my fella!

What grinds my gears...

When women do not put the toilet seat up when they are done. :P

Or...when other guys miss a little and ignore it rather than cleaning up after themselves. Seriously guys, it ain't that fucking hard.

Mythical Adventures of Smiral and her stupid Nerd Friends

Sherlock Holmes said
Martial Law? Shit just got real.

I'm in Canada. I should be fine. Unless I get magically whisked away as well.

Everyone else? Have fun!

Fuck Math

The Nexerus said
Since it was first made and added to that is Roleplayer Guild. Idiot.

Please remind me just how many people on Spam, fully proclaim that they don't RP?

Seriously, chill the fuck out.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

I'm torn.

On one hand, this Goldmarble character was a worthess dick. Had he any other name, I would have been glad to see him turned to ash.

But it's my name. So...yeah, I was still kinda rooting for him. Now I has a sad.

Fuck Math

The Nexerus said
There is generally less overlap between math enthusiasts and writing enthusiasts than between math enthusiasts and the general population.

And since when has Spam ever been about writing enthusiasts?
Besides that....When has Spam ever played by the "rules"?

I'm going to buy some booze tonight.

Dervish said
Unleash the Kraken black rum. And the Gibson's premium whiskey. And the Stolyishnya vodka.

Dervish said
Beer is ew.

....Seriously dude, are you like, my long lost brother?

I don't think the US knows about Gibsons though.

Being a whiskey loving bastard: Knob Creek, Maker's Mark, etc.
Scotch: Glenlivet 12 if you're feeling cheap, Speyburn 10 is pretty good, but damn I wish I had some Oban right now.
Tequila. Good Tequila. If the bottle costs less than a decent dinner, you're doing it wrong.

Belly buttons are the largest, deepest, most prominent scars most humans will ever have

Is it normal to not give a single shit about your belly button.....or navels in general?

Cereal thread

Is it really that hard to buy another box of the same cereal and when you get to the bottom, combine the remains of both?

Which English?

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. Canadian
2. South African
3. Singaporean
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Swedish

Mythical Adventures of Smiral and her stupid Nerd Friends

I am excited. This is wonderful.