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1 yr ago

LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER

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1 yr ago

MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?

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2 yrs ago

GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!

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2 yrs ago

SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/

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2 yrs ago

I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️

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Dark Cloud 3 yrs ago

Return vessel of porpoise flesh.

Dark Cloud 3 yrs ago

G~□□□□□□□□○○□□□□□□~GER
gorgenmast 3 yrs ago

M̷̭͝ ̸̬̇̽Y̵̛͇͕̆ ̴̟͛ ̶̹̋̅S̷̼̍̒ ̵͈̱͌L̵͈̂̑ͅ ̵̞̋̕Ȕ̸̗̰̋ ̴̘͇̌̈́M̸̧̒̕ ̸̹͊̊B̷̝̃̚ ̶̢̤̈Ȅ̴̟̦̚ ̷̼̳͑͌R̶̲͒ ̸̝̓̈́ͅ ̷̺͑E̸͉̝̅ ̸̼͜͝N̶͙͛̚ ̷͚͈͆̈́D̷̳͓̾ ̴̥̺͋͐S̶͇̈́
̷̝͍͊̕I̵͉̚ ̵̻̫̈̎ ̴̨̫̀̉A̷̟̘͂̎ ̴̪̌̽M̵̻̓̌ ̴̬̹̃ ̶̪̆͒Ṣ̷̜̄͆ ̴͉͗͠Ú̸̘̑ ̶̞̾M̶̱̼̎ ̷̟͎̑M̴̬̟͒͠ ̵̪̈̐Ǒ̶̢͚ ̵͔̯̍̄N̸͓̊͑ ̴̚͜Ȅ̶̝ͅ ̵͚̒̅D̶͉̔̉

Little Bill 3 yrs ago

BRITTLE AND BRATTLE AND SPITTLE AND GUM
RELEASE FROM THE DEPTHS OF DEATH MY CHUM
IF THE SLAIN HERETO THINK HE BE DEAD
LET MINE WORDS ALIGHT THOUGHTS IN HIS HEAD
ARISE! LA! LA!

KitsuneWarrior 3 yrs ago

Laments, prayers, and friend's rhyme
Sound through soil, stone, and time
Sated worms their haunts now flee
As trees roots at last tear free
Something below stirs stolid mist
And from the earth comes a bony fist
Let moderators know fear and dread
For graves shan't hold the diapered dead
Little Bill 3 yrs ago

LOVER OF LIFE! FIND MY WORDS IN THE DIN OF THE VOID, AND TURN THY BACK ON GLOOMY DEATH!
YEARS LAY UNSPENT! THE CRUEL COLD EARTH SHALL AGAIN FEEL THINE WARM BREATH!
ARISE, GORGENMAST!
ARISE AND CRINKLE ONCE MORE! LA! LA!

pugbutter 6 yrs ago

Thanks for the Likes, Mr. Gormenghast sir. Even if you don't end up joining it was a big morale boost knowing that someone read the thread in full and enjoyed its contents.

Cheers (and the other guy is right, that avatar is an icon)

pugbutter 6 yrs ago

ALSO

ALSO

Lord Ulrek Bathory is the greatest app I've ever read, holy fucking shit.

baranica 7 yrs ago

you have the most awesome and most disturbing avatar ever. made my day. 

gorgenmast 7 yrs ago

I appreciate your taste in unusual or striking avatars. Digging yours as well, famiglia. Lub u

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