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4 yrs ago
Current Memes aside, pineapples on pizza is ok actually. Being shat on for liking things different from other people gets old after a while.
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4 yrs ago
Hark, it seems I am in dire need of medical attention that is easily accessible by specialized containers we call medical bags.
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4 yrs ago
no one cares about christmas. What is important is how we let some strange old man in red in our house depositing mysterious packages and never question him for it
5 yrs ago
Oh shit, I'm sorry
6 yrs ago
instructions unclear, snorted all the dicks
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Yamada, Hisui
District 7



"Shut up, cherry boy." She said it completely straightfaced, with no noticeable inflections or rise, a matter-of-factly monotone in her sentence. "Go home and drink milk."

The noise from her gloves was very obvious now; short staccato explosions came from small chambers within, moving her hand quickly as the explosion forced itself through small openings placed strategically around it. Like a jet engine, it moved her hands far faster than she could by herself, though it was obvious she couldn't fully control the trajectory considering the chambers and exit valves were fixed, her hands just barely missing the shard of glass as it embedded itself in her shoulder.

It was personal now.

Almost as soon as the pomp'd out man moved towards the cherry boy, she generated explosions within the red boots she wore, propelling her far faster than any average jump as she rotated on her axis in a spinning kick from the side. Hopefully the boy had enough intelligence in him to attack from the other side in a pincer maneuver.
I am here.
Yamada, Hisui
District 7



Hisui was already moving the moment the window broke, spurred by the sudden noise. Her fingers did depress the trigger, but without disengaging the safety, the weapon didn't fire.

"I see. About firing this weapon..." Again the strange spin, with louder short barks of staccato noises coming from both her red gloves and her red boots as she seemed to execute the move faster, moving quickly out of the way of the pompadour's lance hair before transitioning into a crouched firing pose. "I wasn't bluffing."

With a loud *FMOOSH* the back blast scattered the tables and chairs behind her, as the rocket whizzed past the now pompadour'd man, and straight into the side of the vehicle. But... it did not explode. A fact she knew to be true of explosive weapons such as these, that all the warheads required a minimum distance for the explosives to be actually primed. Within such close range, all the bazooka effectively fired was a large heavy block of metal to crush their escape vehicle. Someone like her who did what she did, should at least know that much.
Yamada, Hisui
District 7.



"I see." Was all she gave in response to 'Chief'.

Hisui was already unwrapping the weapon, before brandishing it with a flourish. "No. Let us listen. Let us not be hasty as he said." She directed to the boy.

"After all, they seem to be having a perfectly normal lunch." She turned the barrel of the rocket launcher towards them, lowered slightly to floor near their feet. "And I am a perfectly normal cute high school girl, with a perfectly normal M1 Bazooka, loaded with no doubt a HEAT warhead capable of exploding everything in this room, shredding bodies with enough shrapnel that even their own mothers wouldn't recognize them."

"Of course, since this is a perfectly normal situation, we wouldn't all blow up if I was to pull the trigger right now. Perhaps if this was an abnormal situation, I would stop, and no one would blow up. Maybe if they were to throw that bag at my feet I would know that to be true as well."

Her hand started to squeeze at the trigger slowly, as she kept the thing aimed at the three.
Yamada, Hisui
District 7.



Rocket launcher, bazooka, rpg, whatever propelled explosives these people carried were undoubtedly thrown under one of those umbrella terms. Ah, these uneducated fools. Why wasn't one of them knowledgeable enough to tell her the make of that thing? Inevitably, she had entered the building out of annoyance(discreetly, using the front door), looking to see what they held, but... it was wrapped carefully, and slung over that man's back.

Ah... now she was really getting annoyed.

As soon as that boy blocked the door and took their attention, Hisui executed an odd spread armed maneuver at the one with the alleged rocket launcher slung over his shoulder, looking like a T pose 3d model spinning. But... Oddly enough it was enough to transfer the thing from his shoulders, to her own, as she continued spinning away to a distance between them. Stopping, she executed a few poses quickly, knocking over a chair, before putting her hand in a 'peace' gesture near her eyes.

"Yay."

A moment of silence as she confirmed the 'bazooka' was indeed on her shoulders.

"What are you weirdos doing here?"
Yamada, Hisui
District 7



While there were others fighting desperate battles within Kanacon, she too was fighting her own battle. Three hundred grams of beef! Chinese cabbage! Mushrooms! Items on sale for which determined men and women with mind awoken to pricing and discounts battled over each item like it was gold.

However, unlike their battle, hers was already over. Behind Hisui was a small roundish spiderlike machine, with the smooth front having a drawing of a couple of dots and a squiggly line under it, a common drawn cattish expression. An odd sight considering she had attached a high tech restraint and guidance system on it(dog collar and leash) to guide it along as she walked. It was but a simple carrier bot, the inside hollow containing her spoils of war(groceries). It was a bit more than she would have eaten, but that was because of someone who crashes every now and then at her house, mooching off her things. Truly a nuisance, she would declare to anyone who asked, but she didn't exactly mind her at all. In fact, Hisui did like it a little bit when she came over. Just a little bit, though she would deny vehemently should anyone try to point that out.

She would have, perhaps, gone to Kanacon to try her luck at the investor's booths, but, she already had a benefactor, one that was generous as long as she was silent, and finished their orders on time. Well, there were smaller private jobs through them as well, such as that time someone asked for a smaller, more portable version of the Testament machine. She couldn't remember what happened to him.

The sound of sirens drew her out of her own thoughts, as she walked past the MgRonalds. What was going on? Just to be safe, she put on her red gloves, the one with the large flared cuffs made of composite material she milled herself. Her boots... well her boots were already on, and made of the same material, as well as the same coloration. She doubted she would have to fight, it seemed Anti-Skill were already on their way here after all.

"...Yunya. Go home."

Letting go of the leash, the small cat faced spider robot scuttled away, as she stood around, waiting for the event to unfold.
@HereComesTheSnow Figured I wanted to try another character this time lol
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