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4 yrs ago
Current Memes aside, pineapples on pizza is ok actually. Being shat on for liking things different from other people gets old after a while.
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4 yrs ago
Hark, it seems I am in dire need of medical attention that is easily accessible by specialized containers we call medical bags.
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4 yrs ago
no one cares about christmas. What is important is how we let some strange old man in red in our house depositing mysterious packages and never question him for it
5 yrs ago
Oh shit, I'm sorry
6 yrs ago
instructions unclear, snorted all the dicks
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Hattori Hanzo


"Ah..." She blushed for a moment at that compliment, before standing up. Hanzo had no idea what else to say, so she simply accepted the Empress' hand and shook it. Heroic spirit or not, summoned the same way or not, the Empress was still the Empress, and it felt strange to be this familiar and close to one. However, orders were orders and she also had her duty to fulfill.

"Then, allow me to proceed first."

Glancing back towards the other servants still talking amongst themselves, Hanzo entered the gate. Almost immediately, and imperceptible except to those with the means of spotting those with such high ranks of presence concealment, several ninjas materialized, and fanned out. Information was key; the Iga clan did not get their reputation without the network of information they maintained. Scouting even just the landscape would lend them an edge. Fortunately, the ninjas did not take much mana to maintain, and thus with her net of informants feeding her with intel, Hanzo gathered herself to process everything and hopefully figure out, at the very least, where to go.
Ettamri Belarence


"Oi! When you're done, pack the meat up for later. Save me some of the cooked ones too." She shouted towards the hunter, now on back on Horsy, who seemed impatient to set off. "We might be able to get there before it gets dark. Our chances against the undead becomes much lower then."

Ettamri had already finished packing up, and cleaned off most of the traces of the fight. After all, she wasn't gutting a frog or had unpacked anything; she certainly didn't need to bring out her traveling bag to fight a toad after all. She was very sure a tent wouldn't be much good against a giant creature.

"Sunface, if you're done, get ready, and gather the rest of the lowlives around you. Should at least serve as a meat shield if there's an ambush." She muttered the last part under her breath.

“Eating should get our strength up. What direction do we head next towards the, ah, target?"

"Westerly, towards the old mines." She turned her gaze towards the thief. "Do not fail this time. You were lucky enough the priest saw fit to save you, but against these, show that sort of weakness again and you'll find yourself disemboweled."

She left it ambiguous about who would be doing the disemboweling, now waiting impatiently for the rest to get ready so they can march again.
Rosemary


"Yu... no..."

For a moment, emptiness, confusion, before her mind locked onto a word, her mouth opening before she even thought about it. Someone who woke near her, someone she could trust, someone-

"I... am Rosemary. Rosemary..."

Already she was taking small steps about, her eyes glancing here and there from behind her glasses, taking in everything she could see in this room. The tail swished from side to side behind her unconsciously, her odd padded and clawed lizardlike feet giving her no trouble as she walked around.

"That's right, I am Rosemary... so where.. are we?"
Hattori Hanzo


She nodded towards Scathach; it had been more an affirmation that they could leave right now than anything else, but Hanzo was glad everything was clarified. A single step, before she stopped, a familiar figure approaching her.

The color drained from her face almost immediately after the Empress herself bowed in front of her, before extending a hand in greetings like those westerners that come every now and then to their homeland.

The Empress, highest in the hierarchy, divinity made manifest, bowing to a lowly bushi like Hattori Hanzo. Was this some sort of joke? Was it a cruel jab at her, at her incompetence, her rudeness? Surely Hanzo could have greeted the Empress first, surely she could have done something, surely-

"I... I apologize deeply for my rudeness!" Hanzo knelt down immediately, her head down in respect. "I am but a lowly samurai. My name is Hattori Hanzo. Please do with me as you will."
Hattori Hanzo


So... that was Daedalus... He was certainly quite a personality, not one she'd attribute to a legendary inventor and genius. But perhaps, such genius came with it some degree of madness, for it was quite a scene being made in the room by now. She almost wished they would just kill each other and be done with it. There was also the problem of safety for herself should these bigger legends start throwing their weight around. From the names given, it was very highly likely that even one of them can demolish this sector of the mooncell without any problem. Even Empress Jingu was here, and she was very sure she didn't want to be here if she started throwing around her weight for real.

"P-please... please just open the gates, and let us through... Before anything else happens..."

There was no telling what will happen next, but hopefully once they were through, the threat of danger within should at least make them stop the infighting. Hanzo had no real desire to actually be the one to soothe everyone's nerves or be the peacekeeper, or anything else like that; she just had no desire to be caught in the crossfire between several angry legendary heroes.
@Skyswimskygit dabbed on

EDIT:also, dont have any ideas for achievements sorry ;w;

esp when i dont even know whats going to happen lol.
Rosemary


"Ah...ah..ah?"

When was it? When did the darkness end and her consciousness start? Something slipped down her nose, and her hand went up automatically to push it back up. Surprised, she took it off, turning it around as she recognized what it was. Glasses, with thick wire frames holding the lenses in.

Her name... her name was...

Realizing there was someone else awake in the room, Rosemary jumped up, noting with wonder how her legs and movement felt so odd, and the distinct difference between her lower half and the other girl now awake.

"Who..."

She glanced around the room, trying to figure out what it was (intuition check here?), before glancing back towards the other girl.
Ettamri Belarence


She sighed, before sitting on the grass.

"Alright," Ettamri started speaking to everyone, loudly this time, enough for everyone to hear her. She wasn't straining much to raise her voice, but her voice was nonetheless much much louder, as if even her lungs was stronger than normal. "We take a short break, before we resume marching towards our next bounty. Gather what you can, prepare what you can, for we might need to camp later on."

The next one... should be the undead adventurers... if no one had already beaten them to the bounty. It will be a problem, for the rest of those small fries in her party; two of them might even die. But that will not do, she still needs them for the rest of the bounties. The priest was a given, considering her skill, but if the bladedancer or thief died, that wouldn't be much of a loss. But... if they all manage to survive, those undead adventurers might have something useful to be scavenged. The hunter... well the hunter had some promise at least, so perhaps...

She shook her head, as if clearing her thoughts.

"First... preparations..." Ettamri started packing everything in preparation for the next march, feeling at least some bits of gratitude for the hunter retrieving her lance for her. Horsey was already pacing around leisurely trying to eat the choicest of grass, so she'll let him do that for a bit more.
Hattori Hanzo


It was all she needed to hear. There was no need for specifics, no need for the whys, or whos. All she needed was her goal. Other information could be gathered on field. Well, for someone called the Demon Hanzo, that wasn't a problem at all.

Hanzo stood up, her clothing seemingly out of place between all these legendary heroes, akin to a civilian in the midst of an elite army.

"I do not have any questions." She bowed down towards Scathach. "I can deploy immediately. Retrieval of the keys will not be a problem."

There were many here that seemed like powerful heroes from across time, and she doubted she can match most of them in a straight fight. But, when it comes to information, she was very confident none of them could even match what she could achieve. Not that she was disparaging them; the ability to stand ground and fight was not something to be scoffed at after all, considering her experiences in war before, it was just that they had different specialties than her.

Hanzo stepped forwards, before turning around, as if awaiting for the rest of the gathering to proceed as well. There was no sense deploying alone if the rest was coming, and if the rest wasn't coming and decide to stay.... well, if it was just a retrieval mission, she was confident she could achieve it alone if need be.
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