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STATUS: Memes aside, pineapples on pizza is ok actually. Being shat on for liking things different from other people gets old after a while. 4 yrs ago
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4 yrs ago
Current Memes aside, pineapples on pizza is ok actually. Being shat on for liking things different from other people gets old after a while.
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4 yrs ago
Hark, it seems I am in dire need of medical attention that is easily accessible by specialized containers we call medical bags.
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4 yrs ago
no one cares about christmas. What is important is how we let some strange old man in red in our house depositing mysterious packages and never question him for it
5 yrs ago
Oh shit, I'm sorry
6 yrs ago
instructions unclear, snorted all the dicks
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In Fate/Iliou Persis → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Oni no Hanzo,
by her Master's side, at a discreet cafe.


Smiling, she held her Master's hand. There was no flurry, fanfare or any grandiose effects, just the changing of the scenery, a single snap as if turning on a light. Hanzo had already brought her Master to an alley close to the cafe she had mentioned, her shadows having already made sure no one was watching. This was the true usage of her Noble Phantasm, perhaps an abysmal one compared to the other Heroes with far stronger mysteries at their disposal.

Hanzo had already changed her appearance, looking more like a foreign tourist now as they headed to the mom and pop cafe.

"Here we are Master. It is quite a simple ability is it not?"

Yao Ying Xi,
Mansion's courtyard.


"Yes. Though it is much more than that." The flow was predominantly yin, growing stronger as she walked towards her servant. Of course, her servant's entire being was yin, but this one was stronger, as if it was a demon of some sort. Was it that detestable mage? "The sun mirror, while mostly being used to focus sunlight to start kindling, can also function as the moon mirror, whose purpose is to collect dew by moonlight. And the moon mirror can be used as the sun mirror. In essence, they are one, reflecting different sides of a whole."

She was silent for a moment as she recognized the figure she was approaching. "What I'm trying to say is, my work relies on the balances and imbalances of the two, and as water, you have the ability to influence them greatly. It will be both a great boon and a curse. Please be mindful of that."

"Greetings. Have you business with Saber?" Ying Xi spoke as she neared Farren, her eyes glancing sharply at his Servant.
In Cacophony Concord → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ari Reina Caladis(Theresa)


She bounced off the shell of the centipede on her way down, recovering quick enough to notice Lew bursting from the centipede's head with a new ability.

"Did we do it? We did it!" Ari jumped about with a high pitched victory yell for a while, before noticing the centipede seemed to coagulate into a cool looking sickle. "Ah! Can I have it?"

Ari was asking but she was already grabbing the weapon, admiring it before Lew grabbed her by her ears and dragged her away.

"Ach! Those are sensitive, nya! This is the second time already nya! Get your paws off my ears nya! Mya! MYAA!"
In Cacophony Concord → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ari Reina Caladis(Theresa)


She was already deep in it now. Her attacks just bounced off the armor, probably due to her low strength and relatively low weight of the iron chains. But there was no time to think, not when that thing far outstrips her in speed. Ari did not retract the chain as it bounced off, instead letting its momentum carry it upwards, wrapping around the branches above her. Following the movement of the chains, she pulled herself upwards as she unfurled its full length, dislodging it from the branches and spinning rapidly as she fell down, smashing the centipede with the combined strengths of her own spinning, gravity and speed.
In Cacophony Concord → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ari Reina Caladis(Theresa)


Thrown to the winds like a piece of cloth, she rammed into the mage with a not so soft bonk, shaving off almost all of her health. She was almost death, but the centipede woman was downed, thanks to her stronger companions.

Ari had half a mind to scarper again. This was a centipede after all, and no one in her area that had seen a centipede bore any love for it, alive anyways. But if her stronger companions had brought it down, even for a moment...

"Lew! Catch!" With a flick of her wrist, she drew and threw a kodachi at Lew, the chains on her other arm unfurling as she spun, before the weighted head zipped straight for the centipede's body.
In Fate/Iliou Persis → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Oni no Hanzo,
by her Master's side.


"That is correct, Master. Deployment of our forces would be no trouble at all, whether it be an army or a single person. With eyes everywhere, we can react and respond immediately to any move they make within this town. Their base is a little too well defended, but should you find anything suitable to siege it with, we can move immediately for a siege."

Hanzo offered a hand, smiling slightly as she did so.

"If you wish, I can give you a demonstration of my escort services right now. There is a good coffee shop one of my shinobi have found. Its near the edge of town, so I doubt any of the enemies will discover us there."

Even if they get close, her network will catch them beforehand, allowing them to escape unseen. Not that was worth mentioning to her Master, since it was a very very low chance that any would approach right now in the open.

Yao Ying Xi,
Her room in the mansion


A small golden cat was placed carefully onto the small table. It was not truly made of gold, nor was it a design that one would think of as Chinese or even Asian. All that mattered was that it was a close enough symbol for good flow of chi. No longer did her room stink of stagnant chi, or felt tumultuous from it being fast flowing, it now was a pleasant stream. Inhaling, she stepped into the center of the room, and moved her body. The shape of her room, her movements, and the sun's position. With a snap of her fist, a small controlled puff of flame came out.

Her ever present smile widened.

"Ah, Saber. Did you find a good spot?" Ying Xi spoke through telepathy with her servant. She took but a single step outside her door before being bombarded by the mansion's odd flow. "Before that, do you know of the sun and moon mirrors? The square and round bowls you're holding will give you a clue."
In Cacophony Concord → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ari Reina Caladis(Theresa)


Her advance was halted suddenly by a tug on her arms, her tail puffing out instantly as she processed what happened.

The centipede grabbed her, and was opening its mouth to receive the succulent morsel at the end of its tongue. Perhaps she should have opted for some sort of poison to put on her weapons, now that she was thinking about it. Ari's free hand reached into the belt of throwing daggers, grabbing as much of it as her fingers can hook onto, before throwing the entire bundle in a volley towards the monster's open mouth.
In Cacophony Concord → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ari Reina Caladis(Theresa)


She let out a shrill squeak as Raime rammed into her, which turned louder and higher still as Ari saw what was pursuing her.

"You really should stop running off alone like that. Especially in places like these."

"Places lik-"

"Ari have what, twenty health? Thirty? Fucking anything in this zone will oneshot her!"

"EH!? So you guys brought me here to die!?"

Ari had already died once, and it took forever to wait for that timer to go down. She wasn't going to waste more of her time here, so she almost immediately scampered away. She was unfamiliar with video games, but she wasn't an idiot. If things here can move faster than her, AND have enough damage to slap her into the void, she wasn't going to stick around.
In Fate/Iliou Persis → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Oni no Hanzo,
by her Master's side.


One of the very basics tenets of ninjitsu was to remain concealed. The hawk may see all, but in turn all can see the hawk in flight. The group of sparrows may be visible, but none truly see the sparrow for the group.

Hanzo had not left her Master's side, having been there ever since her summoning, but that did not mean she had neglected her duties. A web of intrigue had already been woven across this city, as sparrows flying over a field. With more time, she could even integrate the web into the city completely. A flitting shadow passed her, Hanzo flicking her eyes momentarily at it before addressing her Master.

"Everything is going well, Master. Soon, the Iga clan's prowess would be indisputable. That is, if they could even find us."

Yao Ying Xi,
Her room in the mansion


"Aaaah... this is bad, all so very bad..."

She moved almost in a frenzy, cleaning up as well as reorganizing her room. Why would her bed be facing the door? That's just asking for a demon to come in and harass her. The flow of energy wasn't great at all, there wasn't even a corner for the little fortune table she was going to put all the knick knacks on. Even her medicines were going to go bad at this rate. Wait, was these her silver bowls? She almost forgot about those.

"Saber! Saaaber!" Ying Xi started waving the bowls around. "Can you take this to anywhere that isn't so tangled up? I'll look over them later. Ah that's right, careful on your way out too."

Perhaps she should redecorate the entire mansion? It seemed a lost cause when nothing was made to flow right, but she can at least do the best she could. Some good food would be needed too. Whatever these people were eating, it surely can't beat a millennia of Chinese culinary history.
In Cacophony Concord → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ari Reina Caladis(Theresa)


Ari was nodding along to Ames' speaking, listening as they made their way to their destination. As good a plan as any, Ari would say. But... she could see the others seemed way more sure of themselves, like they were much stronger than she was at the moment. It was quite a dilemma, since they were here just to have fun as a group, but she also did not like feeling like she was dragging the whole group down.

"Seems like that could work, nyeah." Pulling up her belt, she gave a playful two finger salute to the group as she smiled reassuringly. "I'm going to find something I can kill solo, Got a class thingy that says it wants me to do that. I'll be back I can do that."

With a spring to her steps, she set out to find something living that she felt confident in killing solo. Surely a blade to the heart would kill most things that had them? So it would then be a question of managing to sneak up to whatever it was she was trying to kill. Like a shinobi, she would say.
In Cacophony Concord → 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Ari Reina Caladis(Theresa)
*NEW ITEMS ACQUIRED*


"Oi, take these." Lew hollered towards the party's resident catgirl, before pulling out his Discarded Turtle Shell and Primitive Slingshot.

"Wow, thanks Lew! I'll put these to good use."

She skipped on ahead of the group to get some things. Weapons for one, and maybe some tools. The first ones she wanted was just some chains with weights on either end, and a belt of those knives with the loop on the handles.

It wasn't hard for Ari to look for what she was looking for. Horogi, after all, was the nation of both weebs and real ninjas, and merchants both Immortal and Rien peddled to that demographic. Ultimately, she settled her eyes upon a particularly kitschy shop run by a painfully gorgeous man, with a slender frame, luxurious locks, and a narrow nose.

"O-oh, uh, y-yes, we, I mean, I have that, totally. Guehue. Miss, are you, uh, a girl in real life too?"

"Yeah!" It was all she said, wearing a dopey grin as the giddiness of being in a market with so many interesting things getting to her. "What else do you have in here?"

The man, despite being ridiculously, all-consumingly attractive, in the sort of j-pop male idol way, stuttered again at Ari's proclamation. "A...a r-real girl? Oh, r-right, huh..."

He quickly pulled out the rest of his wares. From smoke bombs to throwing stars to explosive talismans to kusarigamas and kusarifundos, there seemed to be a nigh limitless amount of common equipment. The pricing of the belt of knives and kusarifundo that Ari specifically had been looking for would be a combined 2000 rishi, but the consummables cost 500 themselves, while other common weapons ran up for about 1000 rishi too.

Still, considering how much money she had, Ari didn't seem to have too many options.

She stared at all of the weapons, her brain struggling to process through what she wanted and what she needed. All of these were good, but she might need the money for something else. The set of knives was good enough for throwing and stabbing, but the pile of shuriken looked enticing too, for the more iconic ninja look. She was very close to piling several tantos, kamas, and kunais together were it not for their price.

Almost physically restraining herself, she took out a belt with a set of knives that had loops in their handles, and a long set of chains with weights on either end. Picking up two plain kodachis, she turned to the shopkeeper. "How much for all these?"

"Ah, 20,000 rishi."

"Nyahaha~ So it is huh?" Seemingly nonplussed at the price, she looked over each item. "What about individually? I don't really have that much on me."

"O-oh, uh, you don't, huh." The man flushed, then adjusted his pants. "H-how much do you have on you then?"

"Eh? Round 7000 something, I think?"

"Just, uh, 7000, huh? So...you can only buy, one, unless..."

Her ears flattened almost immediately, though she didn't show a change of expression. "Just one huh?" A slight twinge of hope came when the shopkeeper offhandedly implied there might be another way. A sort of a tab perhaps? To be paid in installments? That was common in the shops around where she lived in real life for large electronics and stuff. "Unless? Ah, can I pay in installments instead?"

"Um...."

The man frowned, his brows furrowing as he struggled with something internally. Finally though, he let out a deep sigh and nodded, the tension in his body leaving.

"Yes, a tab would be good. It, uh, shouldn't take, like, too long for you to get that much money anyways, so I'll, I guess, give you all of t-these for now, and uh...if you'd like, you can meet me here in the evening to, uh, pay off the remaining 13,000 rishi?"

He cleared his throat, pulling at his collar.

"A-and, what's your name? I'm Kagekira, by the way..."

"Yay!" She was practically bouncing about as she pushed the money into his hands and grabbed the weapons. "I'm Ari. Ari Reina Caladis. I'll gather up as much as I can before the evening, don't worry."

"I-it's a date then!"

She didn't think too much of that sentence, and waved as Ari made away with her purchases. Well, with her myriads of tools, surely her endevours would be more successful now. It was just a matter of arranging the items properly. The turtle shield was simply worn on her back, the sling was stuffed in her pockets, the twin kodachi was just shoved into her belt, and the chains took the place of the rope monkey's fist, wrapped around her right arm. Armed almost to the teeth. Almost, since she didn't want to find out if her feline fangs were tough enough to kill something.
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