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2 yrs ago
Current God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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2 yrs ago
Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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3 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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3 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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3 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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In Hivemind 5 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Offer aid to the beehive that was under attack.

Discover location of wasp hive.

Form a small council of princes; and delegate control of further hive establishment to their authority. This should allow the hivemind to turn its focus to larger scale goals, while territorial occupation will continue to grow automatically.
*was waiting for the frontline to post first*
I was gonna be posting this weekend
In Hivemind 5 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Increase overall species size.

To contend with these larger threats, we too, must become larger.
I secretly yearn for the chance to once again drive out the Saracens and retake the holy land.
In Hivemind 5 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@LogantheCat dude just join the discord
In Hivemind 5 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
West was what I meant XD
In Hivemind 5 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Develop new larva subtype.

Larva are to grow extremely large, while maintaining a larval state.

These larva can be 'planted' in order to begin metamorphic process.

Under the oversight of a prince, these 'construction larva' will grow and reshape themselves as desired for the project at hand.

Upon fitting size and shape specifications to the best of it's ability, the larva will immediately begin transforming into a thick piece of inanimate chitin.

Construction larva should be able to seamlessly fuse themselves to already created larval structures.

This may allow the hive to build more advanced aboveground structures.


Begin construction of third hive, to be located east of main hive, and attached by tunnels.


Logging On....

Welcome to Thalam
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You have been tasked with slaying 5 Slimes and returning their slime jellies to Tu Tauri Al. Upon completion, players will be awarded: 25 Experience and 35 copper.


Finally! After what felt like hours stuck in loading screen limbo-- BLITZ KRIEGER could finally show the world the power of SUPERIOR GERMAN SPELLCASTING. Raising what he had thought to be his staff to the heavens with his absolutely chiseled GERMAN musculature, he found things were not as they should have been... "DIE ARSCHMADE!!!" roared an uncharacteristically thick accent from the nearly effeminate form that Blitz most certain DID NOT FUCKING DESIGN; and furthermore-- THIS WAS A WARRIOR. HE DESIGNED A MAGE!!! "SCHIZA!! ZIS FUCKINK GAME DIDN'T SAVE MIEN FUCKINK SETTINGS!!!"

Quest FAILED!


As the HUD mercilessly added insult to injury, the proud GERMAN warrior felt a blood vessel in his eye burst as pure, unbridled rage coursed through his veins. It wasn't enough that he got in late. It wasn't enough that his settings didn't save... But this KUHSCHEIßE??? How the fuck could he automatically FAIL the first quest????

He wanted to hack something to pieces. And he was going to do just that.

"MOVE! GET OUT OF MIEN WAY!" he roared, barreling through any players that stood between him, and the slimy little punching bags that awaited him outside of town.
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Level: 1

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In Hivemind 5 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
To deal with the larger threats being drawn in by the bushes-- better means to combat these creatures must be adapted.

Begin work on 'super warriors'.

Suggestion; ability to enter a metamorphic chrysalis state should be integrated into warrior genes.

Warriors that survive numerous battles, and are proven to have better cognitive skill than their peers are to undergo metamorphosis ASAP.

After first generation of super warriors, warrior caste is to be periodically evaluated for drones suitable for promotion.

Super warriors are to be as enlarged as possible.

Armor on super warriors is to be made as strong as possible.

Poison in super warriors should be as potent as possible.

Strength is to be extremely overhauled

Cognitive functions of super warriors are also to be enhanced.

Princes will be generals, whereas super warriors would function as commanders.

Possibility for multiple 'promotion' tiers to be explored.

All warriors are to develop ability to spray venom at foes.

Venom should turn acidic upon contact with air.

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