Halo

Anonymously confess your Spam crush.

I vote Halo for new Spam boy toy.

@idlehands

can you not

I'm in a weird place.

Spam is usually at worst indifferent and at best very supportive when it comes to real stuff.

My take on this sort of thing is basically that your faith is your own. You don't have to fit into a label of being X or Y, Non-Denominational Christian or devout Hindu. Just believe what you believe, outside of that stuff. You are whatever you feel you are.

Just as an example: my mother fully believes in God, but also rejects many of the tenets of Christianity, doesn't put much faith in the Bible, has a sense of humour about her faith, and strongly dislikes any sort of organised religion. She doesn't consider herself particularly Christian or non-Christian; she has her beliefs, and that's all that matters, not what she calls herself or where she falls relative to other people who have faith. You could say she's a Christian of her own denomination. Halo's-Mum-ism.

Basically... not hating gay people or laughing at jokes that are at the expense of Christianity doesn't make you not Christian, just as doing the opposite doesn't make you Christian. In other words, not matching up with the beliefs of other Christians you know doesn't mean anything for your faith and philosophy - if you believe in God, you believe in God; if you don't hate gay people, you don't hate them. It's that simple. Let your faith follow its own path, and don't worry about whether you are or are not Christian, or whether you belong to any group or denomination. Just decide what you believe piece by piece - you can believe in God without believing in Jesus' sacrifice, or believe in both of those without believing in other aspects of Christianity, or decide you don't believe in any of it.

And I'm saying all this because it doesn't seem like your problem is with not knowing what you believe, but rather being thrown off because your beliefs, and feelings about said beliefs, don't match up with the way others around you see things. And so you wonder if you're the same "brand" as them, if you're in the same group - i.e. "well if they're Christian and I don't agree with some of what they say, doesn't that make me not Christian?" My point is: what they think, say, feel, or believe makes no difference; your faith is your own.

Anonymously confess your Spam crush.

EDIT:

Beware if you ever go on a walk with him, he randomly attracts vicious dogs that have a penchant for almost getting run down by busses.

@Taaj

hey hey hey that wasn't my fault ;-; I can't help it if a demonic dog stalked us.

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Now it's triple received than given. Finding a link between numbers is pretty easy, so it'll always feel nice and ordered to me. :3

Sidenote

@HaloI just wanted to upset your balanced numbers.

@idlehands

Some women just want to watch the world burn. Luckily I now have twice as many received as given, so it's still all nice and ordered. Your nefarious plans have been foiled.

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@KuroTenshi @idlehands Have I fallen so low as to need pity likes? ;-; JksI<3uguise

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Uh... I simply refuse to participate in such a crass instigation of a currency of popularity. Or something.

I just had the most boring breakfast

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> He studies math.

@Hank

Well fuck you too. And I study Theoretical Physics, to be pedantic about it. Black holes and stellar homicide! The LHC! Applying 'Newton's Flaming Laser Sword'! Shit's awesome, yo. You don't get any laser swords in Sociology.

I have a penis related question, and no one knows how to phrase it

"Is there a question so convoluted and difficult to describe that even God can't utter or answer it?" Turns out the answer is yes. Checkmate, theists.

I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

Coiling? Oh dear god. Why?

@idlehands

You know how snakes coil up before attacking to get extra power behind the strike? It's basically the same thing.