Halo

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

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jump off the bridge

@Dead Girl

"the"
is there like a specific bridge you had in mind?

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Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

I thought you lot ended the night with a pint and an E.

@idlehands

Shhhh, I don't want to crush David's perception of the British as unanimously living the posh, quiet country life.

TEA, MONOCLES, TOP HATS, COLONIALISM, THE QUEEN

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I just found out my cousin is pregnant.

Well, y'know. It seriously sucks that she's ended up in this position so young, but now she's in it, it's up to her to deal with it in the way she feels best and most comfortable with. Hopefully she can cope with it and she'll be okay.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

This stiff, apparently. Hey, we know how to let loose when we want to. We only end the night with tea, we don't start that way.

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Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

GIMMIE DEM SHAKES HALO

I WANT DAT SHAKE GURL

@Azarthes

beware, sir, for soon I shall be forced to twerk in your general direction

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

Makeup can only do so much. Embrace your cutie status.

@idlehands

Thanks for the self-esteem boost. Now my milkshakes truly can bring all the boys to the yard.

Halo is the most popular girl in school.

@The Nexerus

see, the power of my milkshakes is already working