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Get one.
Can't. I barely have enough money to feed myself, nevermind another living creature. Plus I live in halls, with a roommate, so no pets. Plus I live in the middle of London so said cat would have to be a house cat, and it seems a bit cruel to lock it in one room all the time.
I'm totally a cat person, they're just as affectionate as dogs, seriously.
Anyone who says otherwise has never cuddled a cat before falling asleep :3