@AkayaofthemoonYeah.....explosion is about right.
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@HaltingBlooper that... Was incredible. 10/10 IGN would play again!
More like 7.8/10 too much water. (The kingdom was in a marsh)
@VocabYou do the first part. However, the lolcats also are banished into Oblivion, and mewl pathetically as they disappear into the void. You lose all your powers, them having stemmed from lolcats. Being responsible for so many innocent kitten deaths, you decide to commit sudoku. You carve a sudoku puzzle into your stomach, and then you explode, never to play a tabletop rpg again.
@VocabOne of your worshippers carries a large backpack. He turns to you, grins, and out pops the infamous Lolcat Launcher of Reincarnation. All of your lolcats jump into the launcher. Do you accept the lolcats of destiny?
@VocabYou are reanimated by the same force that caused your end into the leader of Ilsthana, a kingdom of lizardfolk who, after brutally destroying their primitive enemies (bullywogs and merlocks), go uncontested in their power for an area the size of Louisiana. You are also always surrounded by lolcats.
Most of that was ripped from an actual DnD campaign that I played.
Most of that was ripped from an actual DnD campaign that I played.
@EnterTheHeroI think there is a rule against Onyx, and no show characters are allowed for Bismuth.
@VocabBecause of Nat 20 you take half damage and are stunned for one turn. That'll be......*rolls dice* 328,497,652 damage, due to the spiciness of the meme lords this fateful day.
@VocabThe lolcats explode when you attempt to cuddle them. Roll a d20 for a Dex saving throw
@Vocab"You'd go to that length? Why?"
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