Aoshi just couldn’t get used to Reku’s way of joking. How she even could think of food in this situation was beyond him. On a mission, in front of a “special” hollow and possibly a rogue reaper, about to engage them and she wants to get a snack? Ridiculous.
She moved ahead of him, which was probably for the best. The petite girl, while more dangerous than him, seemed much less threatening than a two meter tall giant with only one arm. As soon as the conversation had started Aoshi moved in to assist the lieutenant.
Reku seemed friendly enough with the rogue, giving him a flirtatious smile and inching closer. “...Not at all, I just had to babysit the old man over… Oh, there you are, did you bring any food?” Reku said as the old man appeared barely a meter away. He noticed that no sword was drawn and the hollow still looked relaxed, a good sign. Aoshi’s silence lasted only seconds, he wouldn’t even comment on that last joke. Lieutenant Reku picked up the hint and moved on.
“Yeah, old man Katsuo is still the biggest beard around, should be time for his retirement soon, he’s as old as the sun.”
The hollow on the other hand instantly picked up the reference on the food.
"So, is this going to turn into something ugly, or can we just have some pizza or tea or something?" it said. Aoshi returned a blank stare. He couldn’t believe his ears. There was another one. Lieutenant Reku was bad enough, but hearing the same lame jokes from the feeding-hole of a hollow was world-breaking. The only thing Aoshi had heard of hollow-speak previously had been on the lines of “die reaper!” or “your soul smells yummy”. Not a very imaginative bunch. A hollow asking for a pizza simply destroyed the image of a hollow in Aoshi’s head.
"Man, I hope today isn't a holiday or something. It sucks when you got that craving for hollow and none appear, know what I mean?" The hollow continued, not missing a beat. Apparently the non-threatening atmosphere was as obvious to the hollow as to Aoshi. This time Aoshi got curious, he bent over to reach the same height as the hollow, which in his case meant he had to bend over quite far. At the same height he looked into whatever hollows used for eyes.
“What do you mean… ‘craving for hollow’?”