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  • Last Seen: 9 mos ago
  • Old Guild Username: Halvtand
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current If you are what you eat, only cannibals are human
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5 yrs ago
The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog
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6 yrs ago
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a person?
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6 yrs ago
If pigs are so smart, why does 66% of them build houses out of such crappy materials?
6 yrs ago
When you become an adult, people stop asking which dinosaur is your favourite. It's like they don't even care anymore.
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NekoMizu 8 yrs ago
Thank you for the inspirational quote. I'm gonna steal it now.
The Mad Hatter 9 yrs ago
I just realized that I haven't raped your wall since the Apocalypse. So I'm raping you. Hard.
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