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4 yrs ago
Current 2021 got me hurting real bad for company...
8 yrs ago
Higher level Math is Magic and nothing is going to change my mind on this. WITCH CRAFT!
8 yrs ago
... um hi. looks like i'm not dead. fancy that.
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9 yrs ago
Started my school sched for this semester. Gonna fit in postings on the reg around friday/weekend things. Fun times will be had!
9 yrs ago
Why is "Wuthering" one of my current status options? I dont remember ever typing that...Just the one word as well. Weird.
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I'm Henwen, dayshift desk-jockey and excel wizard.

I'm not a big fan of the Now, but i love all things Past and Future to rp in. Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Steampunk, Noir and DnD-esk are what I'm here for. I thrive with worldbuilding and plotting character drama with angst alamode. I'm crafty too so expect arts of your characters and stuff because i show my love with doodles.

As far as myself personally, i am a 30 yo female from KS. The rest you'll have to get to know from me personally.

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The tavern was in full bustle that afternoon, Marzipan was pleased to see, and barring any potential disasters like a bar fight destroying all the chairs or a stray ember setting the place ablaze it looked like it would be a potentially profitable one as well. For as the drinks flowed so did the coins, and the Hazelmead Tavern had the best drinks around within three days walk in any direction.

Her maternal aunt owned the place of course, but the portly woman couldn't keep up with the crowds without her gout acting up and usually towards the end of the day she left running the tavern in the care of Marzipan and her pretty young cousins while she went upstairs to soak her feet before bed. Marzipan, being the eldest, was usually in charge of the bunch and had the arduous task of wrangling the flighty girls, who were more interested in flirting then serving most days, and maintaining the relative peace amongst the rabble. However she took to the task with little restraint, no small pleasure, and all the tyranny of a mother hen.

Marzipan is very good at her job.

Making her way through the crowded hall, Marzipan spotted a shadowy form creeping through the furthermost window. It was Old Man Grover's boy, Fren, the only surviving family of the man's son who'd passed last winter after catching his death of cold. The orphaned boy had met the man only shortly after his father's death, and even at the best of times Old Man Grover was a crotchety cuss. Needless to say, they didn't hit it off- and Grover quickly alienated Fren much like he had his estranged son with his surly behavior and unreasonable demands.

"Shirkin' off work again, eh Boyo?" Marzipan said, having come up behind the boy just as he'd begun to relax after sneaking in. The boy yelped and whirled around only to see her standing with her arms crossed and glowering at him.

"See that you use the door next time," She said before he could think up an excuse, "I am tired of having to scrub your muddy boot prints off the wall."

"Yeah, sure Marzi," Fren said with lot a shred of remorse or sign of guilt about leaving Old Man Grover to do the work he was sure to have left half-done if done at all. She narrowed her eyes at him, one final attempt at intimidating the lad into good conscience before rolling her eyes.

"Oh but you are a wretched child," she fought a smile before turning him around and sending him off with a sharp swat to the bum, "Off with you. Grab a bun, as I'm sure you'll snitch one if I didn't offer, and I'll bring you a drink. But you're staying to help clean up afters to pay your way understand."

Fren ducked away from her with a grin before taking a seat at a table not far from the fire, not far from where Doug Hogarth, the pig farmer, was snoring into his cups. The man had slunk into the place near mid-afternoon, sneaking away from his missus who was sure to give him an earful tomorrow. The stench of pig had been near overwhelming when he'd first arrived, but by now the stink had faded some under the prevailing scent of wood burning ash, spilled ale, and sweaty bodies in close quarters.

The evening was disturbed by the sudden arrival of Wystan the Ferryman, hooting and hollering and generally raising a ruckus about the cave that had been the talk of the town for several weeks- the clamor waking Doug from his alcohol induced slumber with a snort and bleary headshake. The tenor of the tavern took on new life as the excitement made its rounds through the room, and the night had gone from pleasantly unusual to potentially exciting. Knowing her clientell, Marzipan quickly ducked down to the cellar to haul up a new keg of mead, the men would want fresh drinks as they planned for this adventure.

Marzi couldn't help but be a bit excited herself. It was rare, but they occasionally got adventurers and warriors who'd come through town- battlescard and wise with fascinating tales of bloodshed and golden treasures. The idea that they could have such a trove so close to home was mind boggling- and she would damned if she missed out on such a prime opportunity.

Returning to the room she directed her cousins to make their rounds, and carrying four tankards herself she wiggled her way to Fren's table.

"Here ya are," She said, thudding the heavy drinks in front of them, "A honeyed mead just like I promised. And you'll be keeping your promise, won't you lad."

The boy gave her a distracted nod and continued speaking, "Real gold! Do you think there would be like- ruby rings and sapphires and stuff like that too? Just over there where you can grab it up- the ferryman's been talking all about it since ages ago. If I were him, I wouldn't have told nobody- just take it all for me and never have to work another day for the old man ever again."

Doug blinked at the boy, still in a bit of a fog- although one could see the idea of riches was slowly beginning to sink in. Marzipan pushed his drink over into his hand, "Drink up Hoggy- I got a fresh spiced ale for ya. You fell asleep in your last so I took it before you ended up wearing it. Wouldn't do for Gertrude to have more to fuss at ya for after all."

"Thank ye kindly," he said muzzily and took a swig, "Tho- though maybe. With this treasure. There's treasure right? Gertrude would like some nicer things yah. Mebby ifn in we had some o'that gold she'd not fuss so much ya think?"

"Oh yeah no doubt!" Fren agreed rapidly nodding his head for emphasis, "Girls like pretty things. She'll be right sweet on you again if you brought her back some shiny necklace or I donno, a dress or something."

The shoe had well and truly dropped for Doug now. The idea of his shrewish wife becoming his sweet Gertrude towards him again was something he'd long given up on- now hope had taken root, and Marzipan knew that if this idea had struck him any sooner the pig farmer might have drowned himself trying to get into that cave.
Aw man, and here i was gonna try and make him my least likable character!

I'm gonna try and whip up a post for this now, but it might not happen tonight.
I gotta get up early, but if all else fails I will be able to post later tomorrow afternoon.
Kay! Updated character spread! Here ya go:


Marzipan Hazelmead. Tavernwench
Age: 25
Skilled at lifting full kegs, beaking up barfights, and dodging unwanted pinches.
Personality is friendly and charasmatic while having a hotheaded temper and stubborn streak


Fren Boyo. Orphan Farmboy
Age: 13
Skilled at shirking actual farmwork, sneaking around, and stealing extra food.
Personality is sullen and bored with a penchant for mischief with a side of laziness


Doug Hogarth. Pig Farmer
Age: 32
Skilled at hauling hogs, avoiding his shrewish wife, and unbeatable stench.
Personality is amiable, not very bright but posessing a certain type of low humor and shrewed cleverness.

((Betcha can't guess which one I'm rooting for. lol))
Sounds great to me! I really like this idea, particularly the idea that these are just regular villagers doing this kinda thing. Bring out your Butchers, Bakers and Candlestick makers! Tavern Wenches and Stableboys! Who will be brave enough to dare travers this mysterious cave and see what lies below the surface!

Speaking of, I think i'll be playing a Tavern Wench- she's actually a character i've made before in DnD!
And I'll also be playing umm... a blacksmith? or a stonemason, and maybe a Farmer boy.
Just FYI Nariata and myself are doing a colaborative posts- if you didn't already guess. We've got it all worked out between ourselves so no worries there. We've got just one other set of posts and we'll be shipside.

At which point we will wait for our fellow crew members to post. So that we are not hogging the thread Lol
Viva's eyes roamed the bar taking no mind to her companions stiff posture as she continued to hang off of her. The bar was typical for the lower side of town, just a few blocks over and across from where she started- the classism striking on every planet with the poor tucked away out of sight just a stone's throw from the rich or even modestly wealthy middle class. While this one was relatively well kept, a dive was a dive and the local patrons were the same kind of seedy bunch found in bars like this across the galaxy. Creepy, skeevy, and more than just a tad shady was the norm in these parts... but people gotta live and they gotta eat, and Viva respected that tenacity wherever she found it.

"Please Selen," Viva said as she gave her a gentle shake, before removing her arm to snag the drink the enterprising bartender had placed before them, "Call me Vee. We're friends enough for that now yeah?"

The beer wasn't too bad, sour but not oppressively so, but it still caused Viva to wrinkle her nose as she drank and she gulped it down with a disgusted grimace, "UGh, how can you drink this. I mean sure it'll get you drunk but god at what cost? Vodka is the way to go, no taste and you get twice as drunk."

"I know a place on Gelid 5," She continued running her finger around the rim of her glass, "Miserable planet but they had the most fantastic hot-spiced vodka cocktails you'll ever have. We should go sometime, if we ever need to make a pitstop in the arse end of freezing nowhere."

"Why'd you pick this place anyway?" Viva cut herself off darting a look at Anora before returning her gaze to the room, "Cause we should probably head out and get back to the ship. I don't know what you did, but if looks could kill that surly looking fellow would have us out an airlock in a heartbeat."

The gentleman in question was nearly hidden in the gloom of the inner reaches of the bar, which was quite dark for an open air establishment although that was probably on the account of the brilliantly bright day it was outside making everything not as dazzling bright seem to be cast in stark shadows. The glowing red light of the end of the man's cigar made the lines on the man's face seem even more grim as he glowered in their direction. He had the look of a merc to him to Viva's eyes- his posture screaming trouble and a foul temper... and they seemed to have been caught at the wrong end of it.

Swallowing another sip of poor beer, Viva made a face that was only half because of the bitter taste, this could be trouble.

"Come on, Let's head back to the ship and go before he- oh shit, here he comes," She yelped and slammed her drink on the table, "Quick! Act casual."

And with that she practically threw herself into Anora's lap and draped herself over her with the put on air of a barhub floozy, cooing and snuggling her head against Anora's neck.
Alright I think I'm starting to get the picture here, we need people who can do things more than get things. So maybe instead of an excon on the run, It would be um, somebody familer with robotics and mechanical stuff instead? Like your guy is an engineer but you can always use more right? Cause the entire ship is over 60 years old and everything needs a tuneup.

Also, we could probably do with having a doctor on bord. Or at least somebody with a medical history. They would also probably be the best to man the 'artificail wombs' and smuggle the gametes.

Beyond that though I'm kinda drawing a blank as to who you'd want on this journey to mars.
Every big enterprise like this needs a crazy amount of money- there will be no short supply of things needing payed for, or people needing to be bought off or bribed I'm sure.

What I'm going for is someone who knows what they'll need when they start setting up on the planet: food preserves, medicine, water preserves, supplies for setting up camp and establishing a base to work from. Also potential plant and crop stocks, and simple but increadibly nessessary multiuse tools. Someone who's been dreaming of going to mars and living on it no matter the expense and a whole lot of time on their hands to plan for it.
(This could also include the womb thing- but i'd like to know more about it as i'm not exactly sure what you mean?)

I could also play an excon character who's involved with smuggling the weapons and such and such you need. Someone who's looking for a better life far far far away from earthly crimminals and gov types and willing to do whatever it takes to get off planet. Whichever works best for you. Or both! I'm easy!

I'm all for it either way!
Okay i've been musing and i think i've got a character idea for you to okay-

It would be a finantial backer for your dude, cause i'm sure whatever he managed to save wouldn't be enough for a potential colonization trip on the downlow, so enter my character as the rich benifactor that taggs along...

Only this benifactor actually some rich kid space geek who fancies themself to be a hippy survivialist.

;P what do you think? can they tag along? I can also do multipul characters if you'd like.
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