Avatar of HereComesTheSnow

Status

Recent Statuses

11 days ago
Current trying to find the "golden ratio" of weed and ozempic to cause my appetite to stack overflow and reactivate the long-dormant photosynthesis gene from that 50% of DNA we share with plants. will update
3 likes
1 mo ago
many people dont know this but a good cue for deadlifting is to bring your chest up and lock your lats for proper spinal stability. this also applies to interacting with gorillas i'm told. testing no—
2 likes
3 mos ago
yeah i work in area 51, it's pretty chill. usually you just get a tweaker roll by on a "spiritual journey" once a month. they tend to go away once you put a few AIM-9s downrange on their flying saucer
2 likes
4 mos ago
man is closest to god after an ice cold beer in the warm shower. his mind and body are freed. next closest is behind the wheel in a scool zone, also with an ice cold beer in hand. study this well.
3 likes
5 mos ago
yeah mom its me can you come pick me up me and the boys were wondering if pulling a potato peeler over tommy's behelit would wake up the little guy in there and it started screaming.. thanks love you

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

tonight or tomorrow, barring any extreme circumstances
okay team i think we’re gonna have a little competition for registering the orc quest
<Snipped quote by Raineh Daze>

there is nothing more important in a partner than unadulterated length

edit: this has a horrible second way of seeing it and you should be ashamed of yourself if that's where your mind went


it’s true, that’s why a good yew Longbow is the ultimate weapon

long range always wins babyyyyy
not his fault his pa was tall
Anywhere from 5'9 to 6'1, because I haven't decided.

Go with an even 6 if you've gotta


Tristram Ullr, the anchor of this trio, was starting to feel underappreciated.

"You know what? Sure. Go ahead, Sigi. I'll just hand over budgetary responsibility to you. Have you on my side within the week. Singing my praises within two. Begging I take it back in two and a half." he fired back in monotone, stepping forward to gaze straight over Finn and upon the notice board. As a Sniper by trade, his eyes were already sharp enough to clearly make things out at this distance (provided Rex and his massive frame didn't obscure them from view), so there was no need to get mired up in the mess playing out up close.

Kids were gonna be kids, yes, and kids were excitable in both grabbing new jobs and biting eachother's heads off, but that didn't mean he was gonna waltz up and stick his hood in where it didn't belong...

Wow, a full on prostration. You need a bit more of a spine, buddy.

...Oh, don't do the 'kicked puppy' thing, that isn't fair! I like animals. Why do Hundi have to remind me so much of dogs?!


He bit his tongue nonetheless. They simply didn't have time to be arguing with sassy runts, especially not for their own sake.

Anyways, of the four newly-posted quests, Orc Hunting was what immediately drew his attention— plain, simple, and a necessary service for Estival. Reliable coin. Moreover, it suited them fairly well in comparison— He didn't trust Cassia to not get swindled by the merchants they would be guarding on the second, nor Sigi to not drop some priceless artifact on the fourth.

Oh, yeah, he was pretty sure she had something going on with her left eye. Testing her vision during an ill-fated attempt at teaching the two archery in the pursuit of versatility lead to some interesting results.

The third quest was similarly straightforward in asking price, but he didn't like the vagueness attached. While "search and destroy" was all well and good, the problem he found once he read a little deeper was in the simple fact that there wasn't much way to confirm the true threat had been destroyed— at least, not as simply as cutting off an orc's left ear after a few hours posted up in a tree.

"I think that was what Cassie came to talk to me about, Mr. Reinhart. Maybe Tristram, too, come to that. Was it, Tristram?" the Nordic woman inquired in the background, but persevered without really waiting for a response. "I must confess I haven't had a chance to see the board yet, but it sounds like she could use the work. And I could use something to do."

"Mmmph, mmhmmph!" Cassia mumbled in agreement at Sigi's assertion, her fiery hair dancing back and forth as she nodded. "Mmmmmmwaagoadventure."

"Don't talk with food in your mouth! Chew, swallow, speak!" he scolded, ruthlessly destroying any notion that he was as forgiving as Finn for the sake of cuteness. Of Cassia's, at least.

...

"Oi."

This was when the rest of the conversation caught up to him. The hood shifted to face his right shoulder, and the woman beside it.

"In the future, don't treat me like some foregone conclusion." he grumbled after a beat to Sieglinde, who had quite contentedly not given him a shot to respond properly. If they were gonna start pulling that crap, he was gonna start talking right over them mid-sentence. No holds barred, every clause for itself. May their overtures die in a pit of pithy retorts. "I could be busy. I could have something going on with my life. We're taking either the Orcs or the Haesting road one. They synergize best with our party. I want to kick back and perforate Orcs. Also, since you're so willing to give alms,"

The burlap sack he'd been carrying now bounced up and down in attention-grabbing tosses, very pointedly out of Cassia's (or indeed Finn's, since he seemed set on meddling and was probably about to screech something about rivalry or challenges the moment they zeroed in on a quest properly) reach.

"I'll tell you right now that I was out at the butcher's, buying us what should be a week's worth of jerky for out in the field. You wanna enforce rationing without my iron-fisted rule? Just tell me now. I can always nab myself a hare or two off the book."
I tried to keep the retinue vague in case you guys had plans that weren't heading to the food with the princess and the captain, so don't feel locked into following them on my account or anything

admittedly, the whole thing could have been constructed way better, but my impatience got the best of me
run
no,really, get gone before you lose your life savings

gracious man that i am, i don’t want your newfound poverty on my conscience
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet