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9 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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9 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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9 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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9 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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9 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*swings them back at you with my hammers*


*Moves in a randomized zig zag to dodge around them, then leaps from the wall and delivers a high-kick yo your head while upside down in my descent*
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*it crushes my sternum, and I grunt,peeling myself from the metal to smack you aside with dimension shattering energy*


*Crosses my arms, taking the hit with my forearms, and controls my momentum as I go flipping away, landing on my feet against the opposite wall. I stop for a moment, look to you, then dash across the wall, hurling huge slugs of plasma at you on my path*
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Fear is a necessary component in life. All beings have it, even you.
*the wound you made sparks against your hand, and I grab your arm, and punch through it with the opposit hand in an attempt to snap it in half*


*Grabs the fist with my other hand in a tight grip before it lands, catching it, and lifts you up over my head with the grip I have on you with both hands*
Earn my fear, runt.
*With a loud, echoing boom, you are fired off my arm like a bullet from a gun, slamming into the ceiling, bouncing off, and being met by a massive knee to the chin on your ricochet as I rocket up to meet you*
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*my 'skin' peels from the heat, revealing a crystalline form through the open patches*

Such defiance.. and ignorance. A god lay before you, and yet you still squirm. Perhaps I should give you a reason to fear.

*flits toward you, hitting you from an unseen direction with reality warping power, and this happens 20 or so more times in a row, then I appear from seemingly nowhere, gripping you by the throat as I slam you into a wall, your feet dangling above the ground, as I pummel into your sternum with incredible power*


*Takes some of the initial hits, then blocks the rest after quickly learning*
If I were to fear every man and woman who claimed themselves deities, I wouldn’t have as much fun as I do.
*My hands harden and glean metallic, and I thrust one through your damaged skin, unleashing a bombardment of destructive blasts inside your body*
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*the hits repel me toward a wall, then my hamers change form into spiked brass knuckles, and I drive a punch into your chin*

Thats QUITE enough.

*grabs you by the leg after my previous devasting attack, and I slam you into the ground Hulk-style, and proceed you wallop you with as much strength as I can put out into a single spot*


*Goes limp and takes the attacks, at first it seems maybe due to damage, but it becomes clear it’s just nonchalance*
Already had enough? Quit and go home. Staying for the whole show is no obligation.
*Stomps on your wrist and frees my foot, then flips away several times, putting distance between us. As I land on my feet, I snap, engulfing you in a combustive billow of flame and plasma*
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what a mouthy little worm.

*flits to you quickly, smacking you with botch hammers in,the side, then yusing the momentum I spin around and slam them diagonally downward from your shoulder toward the opposite knee*


Stay mad, big guy.
*Throws my forearms out to my side, blocking them with strength to match, then ducks inward under the diagonal swipe, assuming a professional CQC fighting stance and starts getting delivering rapid consecutive blows from right on top of you, from so close that your hammers’ range renders them ineffective*
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ask, and thouest shall recieve.

*my form shifts and changes, revealing lighter armor, alongside my hammer splitting into two twin hammers, each wielding the same power as the original*



Someone who hides power behind transformations, are you? Always a sign of inadequacy.
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*it dents my armor all around me*

Incessant fool.
*my aura absorbs every bit of energy around me, residual or otherwise, and converts it into brute force that I slam into you with my hammer from your side*


*With grace, I leap backward, dodging, then immediately forward again, doing a kickflip off your face and leaping away. After a moment, a massive barrage of delayed impacts all slam into your face at once*
New tricks, please? You don't want to be the new record holder for "Opponent that Bored Me Fastest".
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*It cracks my armor and I audibly grunt*

perhaps I underestimated you.

*the crack begins to heal as I thrust my arm at you with renewed force form your attack, smacking you into the wall with enough strength to crack a planet, causing an imprint of you from the force into the wall beside you*


I'll give you this one for free. You still are.
*Raises my arms up and holds my fingers in a pose as though casting a spell, causing duplicate impacts of the same force you just hit me with to slam into you at all points on your body, in an area-of-effect field, incessantly at every moment*
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