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9 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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9 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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9 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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9 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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9 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*looks around*
What is this place?


This is, functionally, the Forgotten Nature Archives. It’s not actually here, but this is the only place you can go to go there.
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That's good to know. I might make a garden to make this tea then.
*looks at you*
Uhm, I will let you know when I find it to be applicable.
*follows you*


*Steps out into an open field, teeming with plant life of indiscernible color despite being in pitch darkness- in fact, with no sun whatsoever. The only source of light in the sky seems to be coming from a huge, distant jet of light emitting from a black hole and its dimly lit accretion disk. The outline of a dark stone building towers in front of us, almost like a huge shadow*
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*sighs*
I'm going to have to find a way to get more of this tea then.
*looks at you*
I have not interacted with you long enough to know the answer.


Can always just come back. This isn’t a place flooded with interdimensional travelers or anything, but it is one where the people aren’t oblivious to outsiders.
*Opens a portal*
And I was kidding about the ruler thing. Again.
*Takes a step toward the portal and pauses*
Unless you end up thinking I would be. Then let me know.
*Continues through the portal*
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What? Do you think that you are? and Why is that guy name is just The Butler? I've never heard of someone having a title as a name, but he makes really good tea. Is there any way I can get a steady supply of that? Maybe to the Tavern? Cause I would like SideSlash to make it on a regular bases.


No, no. I’m just kidding. And Mr. Butlerman only didn’t share his name because it’s common to hold your identity close to your chest when dealing with people in Ahm’s line of work. As for the tea, I think it’s a delicacy from this world. Not something mass produced so easily. And also expensive… You think I’d be a good ruler?
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OH! I was wondering if you just not like to be questioned.


I’m not some crazy power hungry despot or anything! Yet at least…
*Rubs my chin while deep in thought*
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You told me not to ask questions...


Nonono! Not “never ask them”. Just accept it when I tell you that I can’t tell you about something. It’s for your safety!
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Okay. I can do that.


… You’re awfully non-curious about everything.
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Oh that’s neat, I hope it isn’t a difficult process for us.


Well… I suppose we should at least go to the Archives. Worst case, they just make you wait outside.
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I do not.


Rythian’s the only one in the past several generations at least!
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*before exiting with you I turn and bow then catch up*
I hope this will lead us to where you want us to be.


I should have read his memoirs ages ago, but there’s no time like the present, huh? Oooh, I wonder if we’ll actually get to go?! Do you know how few outsiders get to step foot there?!
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