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Current "When you have an unfair system the only thing you have to do in order for that system to be used against you, is to wait."
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Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All of that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
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Oh sorry. I read the question wrong. 1's actually my social security number.
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The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.
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Silver was baffled at the raw speed of the random kid who had decided to give the pair the fastest tutorial on how to catch pokémon Silver had ever seen or heard off. Gold was more annoyed than impressed, something that made the red haired boy chuckle.
"... Think he had been using some of that X Speed on himself?" Silver joked as the two made their way to cherrygrove town, finally entering the city that dwarfed New Bark Town in size.

As the two approached, they saw the police officer talking to the locals, Silver instantly turned his face away, putting his hand on Bjork to make sure his free-roaming grass critter didn't make a sound that could draw the attention of the law. Not that Silver thought he was wanted - but officers never sat right with him.

"Let's take a shortcut." He told Gold, leading them away from the cop.
Seems cool.
Silver snickered as Gold started losing it upon the sight of a startling murder of Pidgey. Bjork bleated cheerfully upon seeing other Pokémon. But his expression soured before he could tease Gold for his fear. "My parents. It's a complicated situation. We're what you'd call 'estranged'." Silver spoke as the two continued further into the Route, reaching a crossroads. One of the paths lead up into the old trail to Blackthorn, the one people had hiked on for generations but was now closed due to the situation up there. Silver longed to investigate, but he knew it would be tough to make it up the path this way, maybe impossible. And he certainly wasn't strong enough to handle whatever waited up there. Gold was moving ahead to the left as Silver pondered, before taking a quick few steps to jog back into pace with Gold.

Bjork held onto Silver's shoulder and hair with it's paws as the boy sprinted, the little green pokemon blowing in the wind.
"So, how you liking being away from home so far?" His tone was cheeky, yet not mean.

As Gold avoided his question, Silver figured it best not to prod the freakishly strong boy anymore, while Gold seemed to be afraid of Pokémon, Silver was far more afraid of the other boy giving him a nuggie or a galarian burn or something. He shuddered at the thought. They made their way through town, Silver keeping up the pace while Gold slowed down for some reason, as he caught the other boy getting a glazed look in his eye and hesitation in his steps.

"Holy Corphish. You've never been this far away from home, have you?" He was both amazed and intrigued.

"I've traveled all around Kanto since I was a kid. I'm here looking for someone, family actually." He said, there was a finality to his words like he wasn't interested in keeping that particular conversation going. They approached the calm Route 29, it was past noon so Silver would've assumed a route like this to be a little more lively.

Silver had to put his hand in front of his face to not laugh out loud at Gold's fear of the little fire rodent. Bjork bleated a cheerful giggle at the display from where he was perched on Silver's shoulder. As Elm gave them his goodbyes, Gold turned to Silver and had a confident look on his face. "Also it's not Galdino, it's Gold." Silver smirked.

"I get it. Everyone who's called me my full-name since I was a little boy, I've punched." Bjork's leaf fell over his face, covering one of his eyes as he was trying to blow it back up, Silver gently used his finger to flick it into place, the green critter beamed with excitement, making sure to hold onto the red-haired boy's jacket.

"Why are you so scared of Pokémon anyway? Were you around when Blackthorn happened?" Silver asked, the two of them making their way out through New Bark Town.
I've been sick as a dog for the past week + school's keeping me kinda busy. But I'll make time for the collab at least so just holler when you got time @Hound55.
"Are you trying to bribe me with a Pokemon, professor?!" Silver accused, feigning disgust for the Professor's sneaky tactics.
"But fine. I'll help Galdino. But I'm sure he'll just slow me down." Silver scoffed. The professor brought up pokeballs and as soon as they opened, Silver was amazed to find Gold completely gone from where he had been standing, instead being found in the other end of the room.

Silver's long red hair blew in the wind caused by Gold's mad dash, and as soon as the teen realized what had happened his face broke into a smile, and then into a chuckle and finally devolving into a hearty laugh, the kind that made his eyes tear up and his stomach rumble.
"HAHA. HE'S..." Silver couldn't catch his breath, eventually falling into his hands and knees laughing too hard.

"HE'S SCARED OF POKEMON, PROFESSOR! PFFFFF" Silver kept cackling, Elm holding back from laughing too, his face turning red. The three starters were confused. Totodile, quite reserved. Cyndaquil was taking a nap, rolling around on the floor and lastely, Chikorita, found it's way to the red haired man laughing like a maniac, nibbled at his hand and butted it's leaf-clad head against his shoulder.

Elm noticed it and spoke

"My my. This starter Pokémon certainly doesn't seem to find you suspicious at all, seems Chikorita's taken quite a liking to you." The little green form tried to climb onto Silver's arm, whom now was standing back up, Chikorita struggling to hang onto his arm, using his elbow as a ledge with it's paws. Silver scooped it up with his other hand and placed Chikorita on his shoulder. His demeanor softened, from the mean spirited laugh, different from the cool facade he put up, and even different from the dorky interior he showed in private. He scratched the green pokemon under the chin and smiled with utmost sincerity.

"Hi there lil' fella. My name's Silverado. And I think I'm gonna call you Bjork." Chikorita let out a happy bleet at the suggestion of a nickname. "Riiitaaa!" He cried out. Picking up the Pokéball his new partner had been in, Silver headed to the door, passing Gold.

"You gonna pick one so we can get a move on?" Silver asked, the green of his Pokemon clashing with the black of his jacket and the red in his hair.

"OW WHY are you pulling on my HAIR?!" Silver cried as Gold dragged him into the lab. Once they stopped in front of the now opened briefcase, silver dusted himself off. Eyeing the pokéballs in the machine.

"Bastard." He spat at Gold, listening to what the Professor was saying. Elm wasn't such an absolute moron in person, maybe he had grown a little since Silver had seen him on TV a couple of years ago.

Gold was horrified at the prospect of leaving town, which made a smile creep up on Silver's face.
"C'mon Galdino. You scared to leave your precious little hometown? Afraid to be away from mommy?" He taunted him with bile. Then came the suggestion of Gold taking one of the Professors Pokémon with him...

And what was worse.

Elm suggested they would travel together.

"What the hell?! I'm not going anywhere with this brute! I came here to ask you for a Pokémon, nothing else."
Silver was confounded by how upset the other kid got by his line of questioning. Was it this easy to get into the heads of everyone in Johto? He couldn't help but to find it a little amusing. Gold spoke of his mom and Silver was about to dig into him for it - when Gold cleared himself up.

"An errand? Go to the professor to pick up milk?" Silver teased, as Gold poked him with a finger Silver slapped his hand as Gold pulled it back "Ow! What the hell do you do to get so strong?!"

"Why are you yelling in front of my lab!?" Silver froze as he heard the yelling of the professor from behind them. His expression turned cold as he turned around.
"He's the sussy one! And he's an idiot! I bet he's xenophobic just because I'm from Kanto!" Silver shouted and Elm rubbed his forehead.
"Gold, is that true?" The disappointment in his tone was measurable.

"Wait, aren't you that Dark-Type-Music kid that bumped into me so rudely?"

"Oh Shiiii... Heh, whatever." Silver put on his fake cool demeaner, leaning against the door.

"I just came back because I realized I forgot my keys to the lab." The professor said, walking towards the two boys. Shooing them both away from the door, leaning down to the welcome mat and flipping it over, revealing the key hidden underneath.

Silver wasn't happy.

"You don't do much of anything?" Silver asked, raising an eyebrow. "That sounds dull." He simply pondered, before noticing his earbud leaking sound outwards, he quickly turned it off while being slightly red in the face.

"H-Hey you don't listen to music you wouldn't know!" He blew Gold off, about to walk away, as he felt a tugging on his shirt. "What the hell are yo-" Cut off by the other kid grabbing him by the collar, Silver tried to break free, failing to do so. "Why the heck are you so strong?!" he yelped being dragged, fighting off the kid best he could to little avail.

They arrived at the door again, still locked. Knocking, no answer.
"Not leaving your sight?! I knew you were a narc. Do I look like a Amoonguss to you?" Silver asked in regards to him seeming suspicious.

"You're as suspicious as I am, at least! Not only were you sneaking around back there, you're also freakishly strong for such a scrawny kid!" Silver proclaimed, pointing Gold up and down, paying no mind to the fact that he himself was an inch shorter and a little skinnier.

Peering in, he got a smug smile on his face.
"First rule of getting away with trouble is putting the blame on someone else. So what kind of trouble are you making?"
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