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Nation Name: New Gobolia

Chosen Colour for Nation: Gold And Regal Green

People of Importance: Gaz The Boss (Ruler) Wimpy The Weak (Former ruler since last week) Grazgul Gutrippah (used-to-be Evil Orc Overlord a couple years weeks ago)

Races: Goblins

TRAITS:

National Trait: Cunning Linguistics

Army Type: Grab Yer Pitchforks and Get Marchin'!

Conscript Military Units: 400 Archer Units
300 Warrior Units

Navy Type Merchant Fleet

Navy Units: 55 Transport Units. 5 Ships

Military Traits: Superior Forging, Fearless (free), Kill them from a distance, Mithril Armor, Soldiers of the line.

Naval Traits: Ship building. Extended Holds. Ship Artillery

Flight Type: Death from the skies.

Flight Trait's: Highly Explosive

Flight Unit's: 50 Bomber's, 20 Fighters
No magic for gobbo's.

Technology Traits: Steam Engine. Trains. Al chemical Alloys. Controlled Flight

Racial Traits: Sneaky Little Buggers.

Nation History: The Land of New Gobbolia used to be a small country of Goblin Settler's from the Tushienia, that really hated the dictator who lived their for "Stealing" their land away. however one hour after they landed they were immediately taken over by a massive tribe of orks. who immediately found fit to using the Goblins as their slaves,

and forcing them into slavary, the Ork tribes then decided to use them as currency. selling them off to other Nations and tribes. to act as makeshift soldiers, garbage collectors and sometimes pet food.

Rebellion was almost impossible for the Goblins. but however they found a loophole in one of their governmental laws. that if the leader of the Tribe is killed. the Strongest Man will be crowned as the New Leader.

and also, killing something that is stronger than you will immediately make you leader. even if you aren't buff in the first place. so the goblin slaves had a idea. they got the wimpiest Goblin they could find and told him to go and challenge the Leader Grazgul to a dual.

Armed with nothing but a rock Wimpy threw said rock at Grazgul. killing him instantly and making Wimpy leader. Wimpy kicked out the rest of the orks and took control. Wimpy was a idealistic young gobbo and decided to turn the new country into a gigantic place of commerce. where money is everything and capitalism rules. unfortunately this caused a lot of Goblins to become extremely poor and start gangs. causing New Gobbolia to turn into Fantasy Las Vegas.

And then Wimpy was stabbed in the back (literally) by a goblin named Gaz, who was the leader of the Gang "Green Teef", who was declared the strongest man and put in control. Gaz then removed the Strongest man law ASAP. and then decided to take advantage of the crime situation. causing the local Gobbo Guard to be replaced by Local Gangs. and having Poor Goblins who couldn't pay the excessively high rent to be drafted into the Military, which was ruled by Gangs also.

So basically at this point New Gobbolia becomes Double Las Vegas controlled by gangs.

MILITARY:

Army: 300 Conscript Archers (in units) (300 000 in people)
300 Conscript Warriors (U) (300 000 P)

Navy: 55 Transports. 5 Ships

Airforce: 50 Bombers, 20 Fighters

I want province's for area 41, 40 and 39
@OtomostheCrazy Well..I kinda am, this rp seems to be dead in a way, and I'm sick of waiting for Theorist to post so I'm going to move on, sorry
holy shit you guys take forever to post. I'm sick and tired of waiting on you all, I'm gonna go quit and do something else
@Shiny Keldeo The Catnip was posionious. and then as if on command all of the cats fell to the ground dead after they ate the catnip. fortunately all the kittens used to be house cats and were all declawed. Just as planned! the godmodder yells.
@Shiny Keldeo The Godmodder flicks a light switch, revealing a bunch of cute grey kittens that just couldn't pose any threat. the Godmodder laughed and proceeded to pick up and pet one of the shadow kittens. Awww it's so cute! the godmodder exclaims

Everyone hears in their head Next time try explaining what they look like. or else I'll assume they're kittens.
we should really increase the posting speed. I feel like a snail can pass by my entire house before someone posts. and I got a pretty big house.
The God got sucked into a blackhole and was never seen again. and the Godmodder was sucked into a completely different blackhole which put him into the Shadow Realm. where everything was dark and no one could see crap. However the Godmodder was stretched and crushed and all sorts of stuff when he went through the blackhole. making him take 5 hp points

95: Poseidon (godmodder)
God: 0 (???)
Famous last roleplay words
@BytheSpleen The Godmodder all of a suddenly rememebered that their was still radiation in the air. Well crap. The godmodder said as he rushed to grab a nearby fallout suit as the water shrunk to the ground, The Godmodder took damage from the radiation before he could get his fallout suit on, and his shark died.

And then when the water sunk to the very bottom of the ocean it revealed this mofo. SCP 682 oh boy and he was pissed. The Godmodder threw a pokeball at SCP 682 and threw it at Arceus

I Choose you!, SCP-682!

SCP 682 was at level 71. and he used roar of time and instantly killed Arceus. fail. and then SCP 682 fell asleep.@Shiny Keldeo

the Godmodder=99 HP
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