Holmishire

The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

Name: Holmishire, Holmi, or Shire.
Affiliation: Börsegeld
Special Trait: I like making people believe I'm something I'm not.
Names of Towns: Erebor, Yttria, Irisjen, Oklah, Hither, Marithax, Welfin.
Prose/Verse: While I love ballads, depending on how long you make this, it might become annoying after a while. Perhaps a mixture might be ideal, with a ballad introducing each section of prose? Ultimately up to you, though.

Lolcode

That's beautiful.

How many Spamfics is too many?

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
When you make a thread about Top Ten 'Top Ten' threads. And we've already overrun that boundary.

oops

Legend of Renalta 2: Reborn

Aëyr, selkie. Free Holds.

Further details.

Slippery, Dodge!, Endurance Training, Stealthy, Acrobatics.
Teamwork I, Sharpshooter.

Selkie: Selkies are amphibious creatures, living both on land and in the sea. As such, Aëyr has partially webbed appendages that aid her in swimming, and can hold her breath underwater for about an hour. She can handle great pressure so as to dive deep, and can see well both above and below water. Their physiology is also designed to allow them to support the cold of the sea.

{Increased swimming skill; breathe longer; underwater sight; withstand high pressures; withstand low temperatures.}

Going the Distance: A skilled runner, she is both fast and enduring, able to make long treks with great speed and little sustenance.

{Increases speed and endurance while running.} Level 2

Burning Fast on an Empty Tank: Even after exhausting herself completely, she can push herself to the same speeds with but a moment's rest.

{Decreases recovery time.}

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"You said you trained with succubi? Does a Demon have free will?" said Mars to Mikan.

"Does a man?" she muttered quietly, thinking of Mars's apparently less-than-noble intentions. It appeared he was just as worried about dancing as she'd been; she felt lucky in that her particular talents were better suited for other tasks, even if it was killing. She just hoped Mars was savvy enough not to mess up his part, while she would slink through the room to Deimos.

She was also grateful that she was not alone in being of the Holds; once the fighting broke out, she was counting on Abida and Child to pull them through to the exit. She might be good at running and hiding, but there is little room for such things in a crowd.

"I see no need for a uniform. I, in particular, must not draw attention. Clothes of the common folk would be ideal."

I need help with real life stuff.

Have you ever broached the subject of homosexuality and bisexuality with your friends? If you're worried about it, you could discuss the subject from a purely philosophical point of view before revealing yourself to be of that grouping.

Of course, this depends on whether or not you're the type of people to randomly discuss political, philosophical, and ideological viewpoints as a means of everyday conversation. But I'm sure there are ways of edging the subject into focus, though it may take a bit of patience.

The Last Bastion: Bunker Chicago

Herzinth said
I could climb up. And I have GECKO, anyway. Master of hiding.

So shall we land together by the entrance? Looks like it's just gonna be us two, unless you plan on leaving the mech to its lonesome.

Who are your top 10 favourite RPG members?

TheMusketMan said
You know, this thread is kind of depressing. I love everyone who wasn't on a list and like mostly everyone else.

How is that depressing?

we just have to spread the love

Who are your top 10 favourite RPG members?

TheMusketMan said
Holmshire- She remembered me when I came back.

Is that all it takes?

Elendra said
And further, I'm cheating and making it 7 people.
5 through 10* - Doivid, Herlmi, Jorick, Seba, Smiral, Sophi
( *See: 11 )

I only see six?

Also thanks. ; ]

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Okay, list. I don't know how I'm picking people, kinda arbitrary.

10. Grif
8. Dervish
9. rpg101
7. NargleHuntress
6. Zed
5. Doitripz
4. Dafrog
3. Jorick
2. Elendra
1. Herzi
BLAST OFF

Yes, Herzi's first. It's hard for him not to be, sorry. You guys just have no way to compete.

I also admire and respect Brovo. Other people I tend to like include but are not limited to Alphakoka, Awson, Azarthes, Card, Clirkus, Derpestein, Drakel, FoxxieFay, Gold Marble, Hellis, Holmes, IdleHands, Kagamine, Sable, Scribz, Seba, Smiral, Sole, Sora, Sukisho, Tempest, Toellner, Auntie Pee.

I'm sorry if I didn't list you. I either don't know you very well, forgot you, or am largely neutral towards you. I can't think of anyone I dislike more than I like. (There's actually some people I listed that I "dislike"; but I like them more often, so whatever. Disliking people is no fun.)

The Last Bastion: Bunker Chicago

If I ever get swarmed, I can just jump jet away.

Paris is gonna die, though. ; ]

The BannerMoth Saga: A Spamfic.

Um, I personally prefer—stylistically speaking—less detailed deaths. Though I don't mind gruesome ones, so long as we don't end up with maybe a 250-word paragraph describing the order by which the victims guts cascade onto the floor.