<Snipped quote by Holmishire> this is not the answer I thought would come of this question. I was waiting for the "She was a notorious jail-baiting 15 year old whore" at least that is how I would have described myself... based on my behaviour in previous years. I'm glad I've matured so much since all of those shenanigans... I've moved on to just being a puppy loving faithful lover. :'D
Note: I am not in a relationship with a dog/puppy... he is a real man...
I think?
Justttt kidding I know he's 100% man
I don't like to let the past ruin a person's future. Also, I mostly knew you by reputation, so I preferred giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Either way, I'm glad you've had some success since some of those—other—things. I'll leave the rest of the pampering to the people who actually matter. ;]