Hood

Stick Fortress Discussion Thread 2.0

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Sticks get hungry. When they get hungry, they don't work and fight as well. When they get really hungry, they start ignoring commands and doing their own thing. When they get really, really hungry, they die of starvation.

Don't let your stick get really, really hungry. Eat once or twice each day.

Thanks.

Stick Fortress

Turn 14

Foster has spawned with a Hand Axe!

Larfleeze has perished!

Stick Fortress Discussion Thread 2.0

The Stick Fortress title page has been updated with all 13 pages of the story so far.

Stick Fortress Discussion Thread 2.0

Also I'm terrible at keeping track of who's who, so I don't actually know who it is I'm kicking off my boat.

@KeysOfKayes

That would be Ben.

Stick Fortress Discussion Thread 2.0

What have I begun

@Jster

I think they call that a "legion."

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<Snipped quote by Hood>

Hank's dick suckers.

pretty sure.

Like, don't quote me on that.

@Jster

fuck yeah deep throat that shit all day

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<Snipped quote by Doivid>

BWB 4eva

@Jster

I think I was on the other team. What was the other team called?

Stick Fortress

Turn 13

Jster spawns with a Saber!

Zed wakes up in a dark place!

Nexerus respawns!

Edit:

Keyguyperson logs back in!

Jster also gets a cape, to distinguish him from Sable!

Stick Fortress Discussion Thread 2.0

As we're all aware, after certain events in the previous thread we were forced to bring in the mods to handle the situation.

Welcome to Stick Fortress Discussion Thread 2.0.

Current topic of conversation: TULE, GOD MADE FLESH/SAND OR GROUP HALLUCINATION? YOU DECIDE

Stick Fortress

Turn 12

Ascendant kicks over the Jar of Sand, spilling TULE, THE LIVING DESERT everywhere.

Zed has perished!

Keyguyperson and Whiskers have been logged out due to inactivity.