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The Meme Team

The Dankest MLG Roleplay Yet

Balance has been restored to the world of Mlgolia, a world where everything MLG comes to life. Thanks to the efforts of the legendary Quickscope Master and Gaben’s Chosen, Mountain Dew Quickscope and his partner Daniel Doritos Blazeit have successfully banished the threat of hackers and EA for good, along with slaying the Fake Lord of MLG and Digital Pirate XxXPu55ySlay3rXxX. The world entered a period of relative peace, with the Illuminati going back underground and console peasants learning their place after a failed revolt. 

The Meme Team, a multinational peacekeeping force, was established by Lord Gaben in order to keep the peace by participating in peacekeeping duties. With a budget of infinite monies and weed, this team was successful in quelling console revolts and taking out small insurrections of those who opposed the glorious Master Race. It was decided that the team was to be lead by Mountain Quickscope himself, aided by the Bellevue Ubiquitous Limited Liability Supreme Highly Intelligent Technology (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.) A.I. program. They kept the peace by quickscoping anyone who resisted, and banged their mums afterwards. 

Of course, the world is still a pretty shitty place. The former leader of ‘Merica, Prezident Barackz Obama, has been overthrown by Dark Lord Emperor Trumpatine and his small loan of a million dollars. The former Dank Democracy has been replaced by the Galactic Memepire, and he rules with an iron fist and possibly a gigantic penis. It is unknown if Prezident Obama survived, given that he disappeared during his and Trumpatine’s final battle of ultimate FREEDOMS, though it is possible. 

Shrek may still be out there somewhere, but not a lot survives after getting quickscoped in the face by a Dragon Lore AWP, the final evolution of the legendary AWP wielded by True MLG Players.

Now, you are the newest member of the Meme Team, the noobiest of noobs in a system with over 9000 prestige members who have actually seen boobs in real life and have mastered the art of trickshotting lead by Gaben’s Chosen himself. Do you have what it takes to be the dankest motherfucker with the highest K/D ratio? 

Well, we’ll see how well you can drop some beats and blaze it, homie. And if you don’t have what it takes, you can f0ck off rite now like the lil bitch u are u fockin kunt. 

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So I finally did it. An MLG Roleplay that takes place in the world of Mountain Dew and Doritos: An Epic MLG Tale.

Yeah, this is one of those roleplays. It's a completely crack and parody RP inspired by MLG vids and montage parodies. You have to watch at least 1337 MLG vids to take part in this or else you can fock off u faget. 

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