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Current It's called the circle of life because life is pointless.
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"I should go." - Commander Shepard
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6 yrs ago
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour.
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6 yrs ago
I want to travel to Prague so I can Czech it off the list of places to visit.
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I ordered 1000 kilograms of Chinese soup. It was wonton.
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Apologies for not posting. I'll probably get my next post up later today, where John Freeman will accept a mission to live up to his family name and face full life consequences.

And by that I mean he'll accept the hardest one.
@datadogie

Still waiting for your reply.
It was raining. The soft pitter-patter of water on a house in a small town perfectly accompanied the distant flashes of lightning and claps of echoing thunder. Occasionally, a car or two would drive by outside, their headlights illuminating the darkened road. Most of the town’s residents were at home, one reason being the heavy weather, and the other being the time. It was terribly late at night, with the minute hand having just passed the smaller hour hand at the 11 mark. Almost everyone else in this particular household had gone to sleep, some preparing for the next working day, and some simply tired. It was quiet.

Well, mostly quiet.

Only one room of the house remain illuminated, and even then it was from the glow of a computer screen. A young teenager sat on his office chair in front of his rig, his eyes glued to the screen. He had a pair of headphones on, so no sound escaped his PC’s speakers, and the only sounds were the whirring of his graphic card’s fan cooling system, rapid clicks of his mouse, and the tapping of keys. He probably needed to go to bed sooner or later, but he had decided that he had to finish up his little project in a game called Garry’s Mod.

His character and chosen playemodel on the screen, a standard white Overwatch Elite, grasped a glowing blue Physics Gun as it held a construction prop in its pencil-thin blue beam. He cautiously inched his way towards his masterpiece: what appeared to he a random mess of parts moulded together. That was what it would appear to the untrained eye, of course, because to an experienced player like himself, it was a complicated contraption of elegant machinery and moving parts that all came together for one purpose. He took out his Tool Gun and selected the weld function, aiming it at the prop and firing, welding it to the rest of the parts. That done, he took a step back and smiled.

“At last, my masterpiece is complete!” He exclaimed softly. He greatly admired his work, and opened up the Spawn Menu to save it. At that very moment, a random bolt of lightning suddenly struck the house, immediately causing the electrical appliances in the building to short-circuit from its sheer voltage. One of those appliances was the gamers computer. And so, he watched as hours of work vanished before his very eyes as his room went dark. His eye twitched as he gripped his mouse even tighter than before. “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!”

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Unbeknownst to the gamer, however, some parts of his computer, namely its RAM card and CPU continued to stay on thanks to the excess energy given by the strike. In the memory card between random surges of memory, a lone white figure stood in a black void stuck in a T-pose, grasping a Physics Gun. Its single red ocular lens on its rounded helmet glowed in the dark. It stood there, still and silent.

Then suddenly, it was enveloped by dozens of lines of glowing code that quickly wrapped around it, before they were seemingly absorbed by the figure. It suddenly twitched, and animated. The Overwatch Elite shook its head as it reached out and clutched its helmet with its free hand. “Huh? What-“ It spoke in a dazed and confused male voice somewhat distorted by its helmet voice filter. The Elite looked around, suddenly noticing that he was standing in a black void of complete emptiness. “What the- where am I?” He asked, before he also noticed that he appeared to be floating midair. “Oh, shit.”

With that, he fell, screaming all the way. The blackness eventually gave way to swirling colours and sights and sounds the Elite didn’t recognise. He heard voices, but he didn’t know what they meant.

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world…”
“I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon…”
“We call this tactical superiority…”
“War. War never changes…”
“What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”
“What the hell kind of name is Soap?”
“Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place you rest…"

The last one seemed to have struck a chord, because the colours stopped there, and the Elite eventually felt himself slowing down, and eventually, everything faded. He didn’t feel anything else either, only exhaustion as he felt himself drift off into sweet oblivion.
A Garry's Mod and RWBY crossover

When a gamer's computer is struck by a power surge during stormy weather while playing Garry's Mod, it causes the game to crash and his power to cut off. However, thanks to the freak surge of data, some parts of his computer remain active, and his playermodel suddenly gains sentience and it is transported to the world of Remnant, the last game the gamer having played being RWBY: Grimm Eclipse. This now-sentient entity then wakes up in the Emerald Forest with no memory of who he is, only the instinctual knowledge of his spawning powers and his unquenchable thirst to create.

Me and @datadogie
I was once part of this horror RP. It was decent at first, some parts actually scary with fairly well-written characters. The plot was going well, until we got to the part where the car our characters were in broke down in the middle of nowhere. Our characters saw a car pull out behind us, so wrote our chars getting out to hitch a ride. Then the bad part came. Our characters went to the passenger side and opened the door...
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And then a skeleton popped out.
That's fine.
I sexually identify as a Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank. Ever since I was young, I had always dreamt of pushing my MTU MB 873 Ka-501 liquid-cooled V12 twin-turbo diesel engine to the max as I drove over foreign battlefields at 72 km/h firing my 120 mm Rheinmetall L55 smoothbore gun at disgusting foreigners. You guys can insult me all you want, but it isn’t getting past my 3rd generation composite armour; including high-hardness steel, tungsten and plastic filler with ceramic component. Just let it be known that my torsion bar suspension will keep me steady, and my 550 km operational range will keep me on the lookout for offenders.

Thank you for being so understanding


It was a perfect day in the land of Mlgolia. The airhorns in the sky were tooting, the giant Dorito in the sky was shining its little rays of cancer, and the massive building of Valve Headquarters was shining like a beacon even during the day down below in Bellevue, its namesake valve symbol shining white, powered by the hopes and dreams of gamers wishing for Half-Life 3. Fluffy white clouds of vape mixed with dank 420 smoke were slowly drifting by in the pure blue well-textured skybox. It was a perfect day indeed down below in Steam's capital city of Montage, where people went about their daily lives, professional gamers going to and fro the giant MLG Stadium, trickshotters practicing in Quickscoping Park, stoners lounging around the Hundred Weedcre Woods, and just Steam users working in their officers purchasing and playing games for 99% off. Some young quickscopers made their way to the Steam School of Minecraft and Badassery, a prodigious MLG academy that had been rebuilt after it was destroyed during the Third Steam-Origin War fought between Valve and Electronic Arts.

Up above, the Gordon Freeman-class Valve Corporation Ship of Steam Lord Newell hovered in the air, its massive rotors powered by compressed dank memes spinning. Several aircraft sat on runway, F-22s taking off every now and then to go on routine patrols, and several AH-64 Apache attack helicopters doing much of the same, except heading off to soar over oilfields and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. The entire ship was painted the colours of Valve: black, white, and grey. Both logos of the corporation were placed in select locations such as its runway and underside. Its main engines used for forward propulsion situated at the back glowed orange from spewing out fission-fragments of Doritos dust during Doritos-Mountain Dew nuclear fission. Its power core was located deep beneath many layers of solid Nokium armour, Nokias that had been taken apart outside the constraints of time and space using Chuck Norris' famous roundhouse kick to break reality itself, and reformed into a nigh-impenetrable material. The core ran on compressed composite Mountain Dew, every single flavour of Mountain Dew mixed into one super-reactive compound power source that is so volatile that it does not have a half-life, but a quarter-life.

As for its weapons, dozens of batteries of oversized AWP sniper rifles were fixed all around its body, quickscoping any hostile foolish enough to fly into its instant kill radius. Several other missile launchers were also built into its structure, homing onto targets. The ship itself was more than five-hundred metres in length, which meant its hangar had room for dozens of aircraft. It was designed by Lord Gaben himself after watching too much Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., which was why it resembled a much more badass version of the Helicarrier. It was also run using the Holy SteamOS.

Some distance away, a UH-60 Blackhawk was making its way to the flying base of Valve. Its passenger compartment was empty save for one person: a young and eager-looking teen with matching brown eyes and hair. A Ballista with CE Digital Camo was slung behind his back and over his zipped-open black hoodie with the MLG logo on it, his grey Aperture Science t-shirt visible. His KAP-40 rested in its holster around his dark blue jeans. He was practically skipping in his black and blue Nike sports shoes.

"Holy crap on a cupcake I can't believe I'm actually going on that thing!" He exclaimed with glee, staring at the pride of Valve. He was Kaliber Kushing, an average kid with decent skillz in qwickscoping and the most mediocre K/D ratio ever. He had decided to join the elite Meme Team after successfully performing a 1080 noscope across-the-map kill. Of course, he wasn't sure it was enough to become a member or Prestige, but a worth a shot.

You only YOLO once, after all.

As the Blackhawk gracefully flew over to the landing platform of the Lord Newell, Kaliber caught sight of a few other Blackhawks, each one carrying one new recruit. There weren't that many, maybe just five or six.

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