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Mountain Dew Quickscope
Governance Hub
In battle against The Enchanting Ooze
The two stared at each other, pure rage emanating off the slime. Mountain simply smirked and challenged her with a motion of his hand. "Yeah, bitch, come at me!" Having lost all sense of self-control, the slime obliged, dashing towards the quickscoper in a blur of pink. Seeing it coming from miles away, Mountain simply spun to the side, the corrosive slime missing him by inches. Unable to stop herself, the slime collided with the wreckage of a car. The fluid instantly melted its plastic and metal body, reducing it to a smoking heap of ash and liquid. The slime shook her head to clear away any remaining foreign particles.
Not wasting any time, Mountain quickly took aim at the disoriented slime and fired, each Dorito round finding their mark and exploding. The slime gave inhuman shrieks of pain as the fire consumed her. Then the fire ignited the petrol leaking out of the wrecked car, immediately causing it to explode into a massive fireball, complete with mushroom cloud and everything. The explosion lit up the streets, and Mountain raised his free hand to shield his eyes. Strange, considering he played games in complete darkness half the time.
Unfortunately, as Mountain's hand was blocking most of his view, he missed the flaming tentacle shoot out from the flames and slam into his torso. He felt the air leave his lungs, followed by a burning sensation in his abdomen as he was sent flying backwards. He smashed into the ground and slid a few metres, yet his hoodie somehow remained intact. Groaning and shakily standing up using his AWP as a support, he checked for damages. His clothes were fine, but when he raised his shirt, he found a red patch on his skin, which burned and stung like a bitch. That was going to leave a mark. He'd have to regen his health later. Suddenly catching a glimpse of pink in his peripheral vision, Mountain flash-teleported to the side just in time for a tentacle to set the ground he had previously been alight.
Okay, that was it. No more games. It was time to fite her IRL.
As the tentacle retracted to the slime, who had now fully revealed herself once again, Mountain stashed away his AWP and summoned his sword. Then, he charged. He sprinted forwards, his speed much faster than a normal human thanks to his running shows which gave him a +20 bonus to agility. Several thin tentacles shot towards him, but Mountain used his mastery of Parkour that he learnt from Monsieur Baguette, a Frenchman who was a master of the French art of running away, to quickly twist and turn and dodge each one. When he was just a few metres away, he stuck out his left hand, and a green triangular shield appeared. Placing it in front of him, he suddenly rolled forwards and bashed the slime with all his might.
The obviously wasn't expecting that, as she gave a small shriek of surprise as she was knocked backwards. Perfect. Mountain had broken her concentration. Shifting his foot back, Mountain then proceeded to perform a series of extremely rapid teleports, appearing and disappearing just inches away from his opponent and making a single slash faster than the eye could see. This process only lasted a few seconds, and once he was done, Mountain finished his teleport two metres away, sliding back a bit from the energy released. The slime simply stood there, before it looked like she exploded, spraying corrosive slime everywhere.
Mountain smirked; he had clearly won. As a final measure, he took out a pair of Dew grenades, yanked off the pins, and rolled them towards his opponent. They detonated, sending the combined voltage of the two grenades coursing through her body once more. When the energy finally dissipated, she melted like before. Feeling good about himself, Mountain turned and began to walk away, when he noticed that the bits of loose slime appeared to be flowing back towards the slime. Groaning, he turned around, his suspicions confirmed when the slime started to reform and rise once again.
Mountain was having none of that.
"I'm having none of that!" He yelled, raising his shield in front of him. He dropped to a crouching position as he held the shield with both hands. All of a sudden, the tips of his shield suddenly seemed to unlock, extending and curving towards the slime. It somewhat resembled a triangular satellite dish. Then, the All-Seeing Eye opened, before it started to glow red as a massive amount of energy began to build up. After several seconds, a massive laser beam of conspiracy theories and inside jobs suddenly shot out. The beam was so hot, it could melt steel beams. Nothing short of pure Nokium could survive.
Predictably, the slime woman didn't stand a chance. The laser all but consumed her and vaporised her slimy body, leaving nothing left. The beam didn't stop there, however, as it kept going and obliterated several cars and random objects, blasting its way through the wall of a building and melting its steel supports. The beam eventually faded out of existence a second later, disappearing like it wasn't there in the first place, though it left a shallow trench where it had contacted the road.
Mountain smiled. Now he was certain that he was victorious. He desummoned his sword and shield, before taking out his AWP and resting it over his shoulder like a badass. Mountain took a second to part his hair to the left, before turning around and uttering a single phrase in honour of the fallen.
“Git gud.”
With that, he walked off, the area behind him exploding for no rhyme or reason as ‘Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions’ by The Lonely Island played in the background. Seconds later, a pair of letters appeared behind him, followed by a voice and a multitude of air horns.
Round complete
Victor: Mountain Dew Quickscope
Achievement Unlocked!
First Blood: Kill your first opponent