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    1. IAmTheZump 10 yrs ago

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OK, cool. Cannon fodder!
Where are the rest of Vader's Army of Darkness? Are they in Angmar, or hiding somewhere?

Or should we just hand-wave it and laugh at Zump's nitpick-y-ing attitude?
ACHIEVEMENT GOT!

Pyro is now even more insane that when we started!

Yay?
Vader reached the great iron gates of Angmar a few hundred metres from the howling White-Hand monsters. He grabbed Pyro and pulled him inside just as the gates slammed shut, crushing an unfortunate White-Hander.
"I agree. Pyro! We must return to... *ahem* MMPH MPH MMM!"
Vader backed away from the White Hand soldiers, blasting them with lightning as he followed the Witch-King.
There was an unearthly howl as the two armies collided. Two Uruk-Hai soldiers suddenly became four as Vader hacked his way through the front line. He saw Pyro laughing happily as waves of fire engulfed the soldiers of the White Hand.
Vader could see a vast horde of monstrous beings, holding banners emblazoned with a crude white hand. He reached out with the Force, and knew why they had come. He glanced towards the Witch-King and nodded curtly. "My Army! We have a new cause! To war!"
Vader spun sideways as a wall of arrows thudded into the ground around him.
Vader pulled out his lightsaber the blood-red blade making a hissing noise as he brought it down into the djem so stance.
He glared at the cloaked wraiths approaching him and the Pyro.
"So be it."
Yes, but who would win? I'd rather it not be whoever posts first, or something. Or where one person goes "I have a magical force shield" and the other guy goes "my sword can cut force shields" and so on...
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