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There was a muffled grunt as Vader pulled himself out of a pile of corpses. He coughed violently. "Where <khhh> is my <hhhkk> light saber?" He looked around wildly, searching for the sorceress.
Doivid said
I vote only the ambiguous people state their genders, since they're so androgynous.

Who are the ambiguous people? Do you have a list?
At the forefront of the charge was Vader, firing blasts of Force Lightning at the White-Handers. He had lost his lightsaber at some point in the conflict, but that didn't stop from mercilessly killing the invaders.
Which timezone are you in?
"No. I will walk." Underneath his helmet he grinned lopsidedly. He hadn't had this much fun in years.
He was unsure why the sorceress had switched sides, but at least she wasn't attacking him.
Vader stood beside Pyro and the Witch-King, decapitating several Uruk-Hai who had survived the sorceress's energy blasts.
Regretfully, I must return to Real Life. Just assume that Vader protects the Witch-King (and Pyro, obviously) until they die or Amilia and the Uruks are defeated. Or Vader has a Dramatic Last Stand and dies epically.

EDIT: Oh goodness no, I was protecting the Witch-King. He's a useful ally and the only way anyone's getting out of Angmar alive.
As the army of the White-Hand poured through the open gate, Vader fired a bolt of Force lightning at the sorceress and unclipped his light saber from his belt. "MMMPH MMRRRGH MMMPH! [Get the magic girl!]" he shouted to Pyro, and charged towards the Witch-King.
Darth Vader stood at the back of the courtyard, using what little control over the Force he had to hold the gates shut against the endless assault of the Whiite-Handers.
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