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Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
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Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
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Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
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7 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
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"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone
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Bio
I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.
I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.
I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.
Hello! I'm Len, Len for short, and Len to my friends. I have not been on this site for.... Many months. It's been a rough 2020, you feel me? Anywho, this is the garbage introduction section of the post where I talk about myself so that I seem interesting and approachable. Flies, honey, vinegar and whatnot. I'm not a complete pain in the butt so let's put that info in an easier to read format.
Basic Info:
I'm 24 and prefer RPing with people over the age of 18. No offense to munchkins.
I tend to write 3-8 paragraphs, high-casual to mid-ish advanced I guess? I've been roleplaying and writing for about 10 years now, so I like to think I have decent skills.
I don't mind smut or gore, but all things in their place, you know? Story comes first.
I can play either M or F, and welcome MxM, FxF and MxF pairings.
I don't like roleplaying things with a heavy focus on addiction, slavery, bondage, pregnancy, or mutilation. Rape and sexual abuse are absolute no-no's for me.
I'm a sucker for romance and happy endings. I don't like grimdark stuff or settings that are just dark for darkness's sake.
I'm not gonna harp about ghosting. We've all done it at some point. But if you do feel like you're losing interest, communicate with me, we can work it out or part amicably.
I try to post 1-2 times a day, but I have a demanding job so I may skip a day or two sometimes. I will keep in communication though.
I prefer PMs to threads, just because I tend to lose track of threads more easily than PMs. However I also now to RPing through discord, so if that's a more preferable medium for you, let me know.
I write in third person, and I ask that my partner does as well.
OOC communication is a must. I like to plan my RPs out, and I'm talkative. If you're someone who's going to ignore my questions about planning and managing events, we won't get along.
I don't do fandom RPs. All rps must be original universe and content. Constraints of fandom rules kill my inspiration, and I'm not invested in enough of them to confidently RP them.
Lastly, I am not a fiction bot. I want a partner who will carry their share of the weight in world building and moving plot along. If I'm the one building the settings, the events, and the dialogue, and you're just reacting to it, that's not an equal division. Please work with me so we can both enjoy the RP, instead of one of us being the plot's babysitter.
And that's about everything! Yahoo, we got through that part! Now on to what we're really here for, the plots! I am a massive sucker for transmigration/reincarnation stories right now, so a bunch of my current plots are gonna reflect that. Plots may change in availability in the future! (Also, if you have an original idea or plot that you want to play, feel free to PM me! I don't bite!)
Character A is living a normal life in their normal town, doing normal things, until their abrupt and tragic death. When they awake, however, they find that they have reincarnated as a character in a book/game they've read/played recently! And not only that, but the character that they've reincarnated as is the villain, who meets a horrible and just end at the hands of the hero, Character B?! Can Character A turn their luck around and live a decent (and hopefully long) life, or are they fated to be destroyed in the end regardless of what they do? (This story could be set in a school setting, modern setting, historical fantasy or a game world)
Character A, after suddenly dying, finds themselves in the world of a novel they recently read. A thrilling plot about romance, danger, suspense and mystery! Only the problem is... They've been reincarnated as a side character, who is supposed to die in the first chapter to bring the two romantic leads together. A bitter, short life as cannon fodder is what awaits them?! No way! Using their wits, skills, knowledge of the plot and maybe a thing or two they remember from their previous world, Character A evades death and catches the eye of the lead, Character B. But now that the flow of fate has changed, will things still happen as they did in the novel? And why does a side character like them keep finding themselves in the midst of danger?
After reincarnating/transmigrating, Character A finds themselves in the world of a dating sim romance game that they played while living in their previous world. Unlike some unlike losers who might be reincarnated as side characters or villains, Character A is the heroine! A beautiful, intelligent young upstart who manages to charm her way into the hearts of the dateable characters in the magical school setting she's in. The only thing is... Character A never really liked these kinds of games, and was way more interested in the monsters and dungeons mentioned in the game. Ignoring the catty noble girls, the expectations of proper ladies, and the dateable leads, Character A decides to instead become a dungeon crawling monster hunter! The only problem is, they've somehow attracted the attention of the notoriously difficult to woo and extremely popular Character B. Can Character A survive an explosive school drama turned on its head and become the adventurer they've dreamed of?
Character A is a fighter pilot in the Galactic Directorate, currently embroiled in the midst of a bitter civil war. During a space battle, a mysterious plot-compelling wormhole (a plothole, one might say) pulls their ship through space and causes it to crash land on a distant planet, far out of known space. Thankfully, the planet has a breathable atmosphere, plenty of water and vegetation, and is even populated by an extremely human-like race. Ejected from their spaceship and with only the bare essentials on them, Character A leaves their pod to discover that they've killed one of the high-ranking noble inhabitants of this planet in the crash. Who happens to look exactly like them. Panicking about the potential for a diplomatic disaster and the consequences, Character A winds up impersonating their dead doppelgänger, feigning amnesia and entering an engagement with royal successor Character B in their stead. With the technological advancement of the planet being medieval in comparison to their own, their only means of getting off the planet would be to find their spaceship and repair it. Can they avoid suspicion while pretending to be someone they aren't? Were they the only ones to crash on the planet? How long will they survive without indoor plumbing and toaster strudels?
The war with the demons may have started abruptly, but it lasted 20 years. Character A is a 40-50 year old summoner and veteran of this war, capable of binding spirits and demons alike to use their powers and forms in battle. However, their mana was weak, and in exchange to grow their mana pool, they were forced to undergo a ritual that greatly disfigured them and caused their every waking moment to be filled with pain. Not only that, but their accomplishments in war and their reputation as a summoner was stolen by their cruel fiancé and commander, the Golden Knight, who has abused and ridiculed them every step of the way. Now, on the eve of the celebration banquet, with no further need of their powers, A is left to die alone in agony. Bitterly resenting themselves and the way their life turned out, Character A curses themselves for their foolish mistakes which let them be led astray and betrayed and left with a broken body. Just before the moment of death, however, a blinding rush of light envelopes the world, and Character A discovers that they are mysteriously in their body as it was 20 years prior. Time has been turned back, but Character A seems to be the only one who remembers the events of the future? The demon invasion has yet to begin, and they've just been proposed to by their wicked fiancé. Determined not to let the same events happen twice, Character A strikes up an alliance with the Golden Knight's fiercest rival, Character B, and begins making preparations for the war only they know is coming. But what caused time to reverse itself? Is Character A the only one who remembers the previous timeline? And why are the events leading up to the invasion happening much sooner than they should have? (Can take place in a modern, steampunk, or medieval setting)
Working a boring office job by day and writing fiction by night, Character A is the author of the highly popular Prince series, a collection of novels about the underdog princes of a fantasy empire overcoming hardship and finding love, wealth, status, and true happiness. One day, however, they find that their apartment has been broken into by none other than Character B, the Forgotten Prince and villain from their series! Angry at their destiny and mishaps, Character B abducts Character A by bringing them to their world, the world of the novel, and demanding that they write him a happy ending where he becomes emperor. However, A's writing magic only seems to apply to themselves, and the only way to change the story is to write from the outside world! Striking a deal, A and B agree to work together to return A to their world in exchange for B's happy ending. But the world is beginning to change from how A originally wrote it. Monsters they never wrote or imagined are suddenly appearing and causing havoc? Strange earthquakes and natural disasters in an otherwise peaceful land? Important political figures A never wrote about are seizing control of the nation, and most disturbing is; A's former protagonists are acting completely out of character! What has happened to their beloved story world? (The role of Character B is genderlocked to male. Thus this story can only be either MxM or FxM)
Character A is the Demon Lord, preparing to invade the mortal realm as the hour of the prophecy draws near. The demon world is dying, its World Tree has withered, and its inhabitants have been rejected from the human realm out of prejudice and fear. Thus, the council of elders has decided that the only hope demonkind has is to invade and conquer the human realm! Just before A is about to give their speech declaring war, they suddenly recall their memories of their past life. This world is the world of a game they played, and they are the ultimate boss villain, who is killed by the hero in the final battle, restoring peace to the human land.
Unwilling to die after their first short life, but not wanting to sacrifice their people, Character A remembers the epilogue quest after the game has been cleared; the war with the humans endangers the fate of the human world and causes it to die, so the Hero goes on a quest to retrieve the Sap of Yggdrasil, a legendary item that can revitalize barren lands and save a world's World Tree, preventing its destruction. Hiding their magical powers and disguising themselves as a human, Character A escapes to the human world alone to find the sap, save their world, and avoid their untimely death. However, by sheer coincidence, they run into the hero, Character B, while saving some travelers from a monster in the game's opening sequence. Stuck with the person they least wanted to see, Character A has to hide their identity and purpose from Character B, and somehow becomes a party character? This wasn't supposed to happen! Can A still save their world and their life without B finding out who or what they are?
Bonus Fun!
Can't find a scenario you like above? Want something more spunky and random? Use this handy generator sheet (not made by me) and PM your result and what you'd like to see!
And that's all my plots for now! If you're interested, PM me and tell me what you're interested, the role you'd like to be, and we can work out variables like setting, characters, and finer details. I will be updating the list of plots to reflect availability and new ideas, and I may put in a pairings list at a later time.
I'll try and get a post up tomorrow. I've been really sick the last few days but I'm finally on the mend so I'll try to work up some brain cells and write something out. :)
This new method of transportation was... bizarre, to say the least. Barely had he stepped through the portal than whatever behind him vanished in blackness. In the space of a step, he felt as though her were transported to another dimension. The shadows felt almost real, caressing his face and tugging at the fabric of his clothes, like the sensation of wind that wasn't truly there. Total darkness, total silence, it was as if he had lost the use of his eyes and ears. Then his foot hit the ground and he was through, the entire experience lasting less than a second.
He stepped out to a dimly lit room with a long table, seemingly prepped for a meal. And a dark-haired man- a human? No, something felt off. It reminded him almost of his brother Asher, particularly when this mystery man approached him- standing a little too close for comfort- with an eager grin on his face. ”Hello! Welcome to Castle Havoc. You would be the first of few to arrive. My name is Claudius Ravenwood. I’m sorry I am horrible with names, what’s yours?” he asked, Ithiel barely having a chance to breathe between words.
The first thing he did was take a step back, careful not to back into the portal behind him. Just to put some space between himself and this very peppy mystery man. "A-Ah, Ithiel Ralte, a pleasure to make your acquiantance?" he asked more than stated, still gathering his bearings as the man backed away, gesturing to the table and inviting him to sit.
Still unsure of his situation (Were all humans this strange or was this man merely an unusual specimen?), he reluctantly did so, sitting and putting his tomes and staff down, watching as an eerie howl rang out, resembling the one that had summoned his portal. Ithiel leaned forward, fascinated as Claudius waved his hand and a second portal opened. Immediately, an arrow flew through it, nearly making its mark in the man and embedding itself in the wall. Ithiel stared at it, dumbstruck, then back at the portal as the person who had presumably fired the arrow, a strange looking elf, stepped through. Ithiel quietly picked his staff back up, placing it in his lap. Just in case more arrows were fired.
Soon more portals opened, and Claudius welcomed another elf, wingless this time, and a presumably human girl who stammered through her greeting. Claudius then turned to them, finishing with encouragement to introduce themselves and then summoning a... shadow... butler? Ithiel wondered if maybe he was still asleep and having a surreal night terror from fatigue. Claudius, unfazed (of course he would be unfazed, it was his own shadow butler), informed them that "Adam" would give them any food or drink they desired.
Terrifying amalgation of nightmares and darkness or no, such a bold assertion had to be proven. As the shadowy figure waited on him, Ithiel quickly searched for the most obscure, rarest beverage his mind could reach. Something no human would surely have, regardless of their summoning magic. "Alright... I'll have a glass of Namuci's Bloodwine, spiced with salamandyr tail, aged 35 years." he stated smugly. Namuci's Bloodwine could only be made by fermenting the flowers and buds of the Mara tree, which only bloomed once every 10 years. It was extremely difficult to make, and even more expensive to procure. That and the alcohol was, according to his books, poisonous to humans, so there was little sense in them having it.
Well, as it turned out Ithiel really wouldn't need to be served dinner later, because he was now eating his words. The figure pulled another bottle, seemingly from nowhere, and as it uncorked the bottle the unmistakable acrid scent of salamandyr filled the room. Ithiel watched in dismay as his glass was filled with the deep red liquid. He didn't even like bloodwine. "Ah, perfect. Thank you, um, Adam." he said, reluctantly taking his glass. He should have asked for blueberry lemonade instead.
I love this little game of weather telephone going on, where it was sunny in the first post, then I write it's sunny but it was raining the night before, then it's raining still, and now its raining horribly. Next person to post should include some thunder and lightning, maybe light flooding too!
I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.
I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.
I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.<br><br>I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.<br><br>I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.</div>