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4 yrs ago
Current Wow it's been a long while since I was last on. I'm gonna have to update a lot of stuff.
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6 yrs ago
Lifetip: Don't forget to eat for 2 days, then drink 44 oz of coke at the movies. I don't feel too good, Mr. Stark.
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7 yrs ago
Finally finished editing that transcript. At this point the only person I'm rooting for in this case is the judge.
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7 yrs ago
"Boy I sure am feeling harassed after I bullied someone else and people pointed it out to me"
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7 yrs ago
"A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making the truth itself appear like falsehood." - William Shenstone
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I'm a 24 year old college student with a "tragic past" and a series of flunked schools and medical bills. Roleplaying has been my one escape from a harsh reality while growing up, and I really appreciate this site and everyone on it.

I've been on Roleplayer Guild for eight years, going on nine in a few months.

I started roleplaying at 13 on an Invader Zim fan site... I accept my shame and disgrace.

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Matthias looked over the map of the museum on his laptop as his father drove them through the busy downtown streets, crosschecking with the blueprints. He was confused, why now? Ghostess never came out during the rain, was there something here he was missing? A different exit that they might not know about? She would always escape from the roof tops though... Maybe she had a new trick she was going to try? Was that why she had contacted all of those reporters? He knew she loved an audience but this was huge. Was her modus operandi changing? Or was this a one time only change? Was there perhaps a copycat? No, the card matched the previous ones they had received, it had to be legitimate. So then what, what was it that made him feel such unease?

He had been so immersed in his thoughts that he hadn't noticed his father had been speaking, and quickly tuned in to catch the last parts of the conversation, so that he could at least pretend to be listening.
"...And when we arrive, you're to stay with officer Carson." Matthias suddenly sat up, looking at his father reproachfully.
"What? Officer who now? Why aren't I going with you?" he asked, offended.
"It's too dangerous. I want you partnered with officer Carson for your own protection."
"Protection?! What the hell, I don't need protection, you've never made me partner with an officer before on these cases!" he argued. His father gave him a sharp but stern glare.
"That was before Ghostess shot someone. You're not an officer, Matty, you're a private detective we consult with. You don't even have a gun. I will feel much better knowing that you're with one of my people than out on your own." he said firmly, showing that he was not budging on the issue.

Huffing, Matthias slumped back in his seat, crossing his arms in a pout.
"Fine. I'll consent to being babysat."
"Good. I'd also feel better knowing Carson is with you. This is her first major case, I'd be better at ease knowing she's with someone with more experience." he said, reverting to his more cheery attitude.
"I thought you said I wasn't a cop." Matthias pointed out dryly.
"You're not, but you have been poking your nose in police business since 15. Your mother says had you started a little younger, she would have written a book about it."
"She did write a book about it, dad. The Boys of Bronx, it was a children's best seller."
"Oh yes, she did! It beat out the teleporting treehouse novelas by a landslide! Speaking of your mother, you will be attending dinner on Sunday, won't you?"
"Yes, Yes, I will."

They spent the remainder of the car ride in idle chitchat, until they arrived at the JP Morgan museum. It was 5:00 now, the skies were still grey and cloudy, though the rain had slowed some. Met by two other officers, the father and son were escorted into the building, out of the weather. In his suit and tie, Matthias stood out among the boys in blue, looking more like a misplaced businessman. Looking up, Matthias recognized one of the officers, an older, somewhat pudgy mustachioned man.
"Officer Ramirez? What are you doing here, I thought you were homicide." he asked, surprised to see him. Ramirez grinned, rubbing his head sheepishly.
"Hey, Matty. I was, but I got transferred onto the Ghostess case. They wanted a homicide detective on the case in case the girl who was shot dies." he explained. Matthias waved to his father, following Ramirez through the exhibits, down to the basement.
"So, how've you been, Matty? I haven't seen you since serial murder case with the vampire wannabe. Did you pass the exam?" he asked. Matthias frowned, holding in a glare.
"No, I didn't. Right now, I'm a private detective. I've decided to wait a little while before taking the exam again." he replied calmly.
"Ah, I see! Gotta work hard to put some meat on you, boy! Kick the physical before it kicks you, huh?" the older man roared with laughter, slapping him on the back.

He led him down into the basement, where the Punic artifacts were being stored. A nervous looking museum curator and a few other female officers he didn't recognize were already there. Ignoring them, he went to look at the artifacts, curious about them. He stared for a few moments, before turning to the curator.
"Is this the Italian collection? From the first Punic war?" he asked. The curator nodded, walking over to his side.
"Yes, they are. They are very old and valuable, we are very grateful to the Italian government for allowing us to showcase them here." she replied.
"Hmm... I'm confused, however. If they are to be showcased, why are they down here? Guests aren't allowed below the first floor, are they?" he asked, suspicious. The curator stiffened, before giving him a polite, if somewhat strained smile.
"They are being studied, at the moment. They are of great historical importance."
"I see. But then, wouldn't it be better to have them over at the Cloisters? They do specialize in the study of ancient and medieval European history. Aren't their facilities much better equipped to handle their study?" he asked, before spotting the putty casts.
"And those casts, what are they doing here? Has the Italian government given you permission to replicate them?" he inquired. Beginning to sweat now, the Curator gave a nervous laugh.
"Of course! We are preparing an interactive exhibit for the winter, where guests can experience the history of the Punic wars themselves! Now, if you will excuse me, I have to take a call." she excused herself, hurrying out to the room and upstairs.

Ramirez chuckled, putting a hand on Matthias's shoulder.
"A real lady killer, aren't you, chico? You really had her swooning there!" he said in friendly mockery.
"Perhaps. Although I find it more interesting how she managed to get reception when we're 40 feet underground." he remarked, allowing himself to be led away from the artifacts and over to the female officers.
"Ey, Melissa, Carson, here's Matty- Oops, I mean Detective Charlot. I'll be upstairs, my kid wants a snapshot of Ghostess, and I want her to clean her room. Gotta work hard for that compromise, right?" he said, heartily excusing himself. Matthias was much more reserved, keeping his hands behind his back and nodding to the two women.
"Pleasure." he said, somewhat curtly, not interested in conversation. Just because he had agreed to have someone watch over him, didn't mean he intending on befriending them.
It was raining. Again. Cold as well. A frigid 49 degrees Farenheit, which would be 9.44444 degrees Celsius, with added wind chill taken into consideration. It had been raining since before dawn, without break throughout the day, making the weather humid and unpleasant. It would have been sorry weather were it anywhere else, but this was New York, and somehow, the fact that it was the city made the atmosphere even more miserable. Steep puddles, unforgiving traffic, overhangs and gutters sporadically dumping water onto those unfortunate to be passing by, it all cumulated to one cruel, cold reality; no one who went out could possibly stay dry.
There were those who tried, some desperately so, with plastic ponchos, long rubber boots, umbrellas more akin to what one might carry to the beach than one meant for blocking out the rain. But most New Yorkers were accustomed to this weather. From the businessmen who came in with the shoulders of their suits soaked, to the harried and windblown ladies fixing their hair and coats in the entryway, everyone was used to the rain.

That didn't mean Matthias had to like it any more than he had to. Rather, he despised this sort of weather, rainclouds and chills and whatnot. It would always set his teeth on edge, the subconscious anticipation of thunder and lightning. Even if he himself knew that there would be none coming, that this was just the average rainstorm, it still peeved him. He kept one eye on the clock throughout the day, waiting for the hour when his shift would finally be over. He knew that he had to pick up some extra hours if he was going to manage to pay both his electric bill, internet bill, and have money left over for food, but surely those hours could wait for a less dreary day, couldn't they? When at last, four o'clock did come, he finished checking out his last customer, before heading back into the staff lounge to change out of his uniform.

Two of his co-workers, Klaus and Patrick, were already inside, presumably on break. Patrick's round face seemed to perk up as he waved and smiled at Matthias.
"Hey, Matty! Is it four already? You worked straight through break today!" he remarked, seemingly impressed. Matthias only grunted in response, changing his shirt with the one in his duffel bag and hanging up his apron.
"Ah, the weather's getting to you again, ain't it? I don't understand how it makes you so grumpy, didn't you study abroad in England? Ain't it always raining there?" Klaus asked, raising an eyebrow as he sipped his coffee.
"Damp." Matthias replied curtly, fixing his tie. "It is damp in England. There is a difference."
"Not much of one, though."
"True. That is why I left England. And that is also why I'm leaving here. I'm going to go back home, have a nice cup of coffee, lie down in bed and-" he paused as a beeping suddenly came from his belt. Oh, great. He didn't even have to look at it to see who it was, only one person knew that number.
"And head back down to the station." He groaned, resting his forehead on the locker door.

Klaus let out a hearty laugh, while Patrick only blinked in confusion.
"You're going to the station? Was there another case? Oh! Oh! Was it Ghostess?! Is she going to stage another robbery?!" he asked excitedly. Matthias glared at him coolly, giving a snort.
"Of course not. Ghostess only commits her crimes on clear nights, presumably for better media coverage, and for her tricks to work. Her disappearing act only works if the weather doesn't get in the way. She's even delayed her heists because of freak rain showers." he retorted. Klaus chuckled again, practically beaming now.
"So says our resident detective and Ghostess fanatic! With how obsessed you are with her, I'm surprised she hasn't filed a report with the police about you!" he joked, causing Matthias to glare daggers at him.
"Still though... It's been quite a while since the last heist, hasn't it? Three weeks now... I wonder if something happened?" Patrick wondered aloud, catching both of their attention. Matthias was quiet, before shaking his head and a second page beeped out, grabbing his bag and heading for the door.
"She's probably fine! The weather's been shit for a while now, that's probably why. I'm leaving!" he called over his shoulder, opening his umbrella as he stepped out into the back alley.

While his home and work were quite close to each other, within ten blocks, the station was a ways away. He would have to get on the subway to get there. He didn't have the money for a taxi, and it would in all likelihood take more time finding a driver than it would catching the next train. Well, at least it would be out of the rain. He closed his umbrella once he was underground, making it in time for the 4:15 subway. A stroke of luck, to be sure, though one that was filled with constant pings sent to his pager, and thus filled with constant fumbling at his belt, to turn them off. Eventually, his simply gave up, and kept his thumb on the button for the rest of the trip.

Arriving at the subway station, it was a short walk up and out of the tunnels and over to the precinct, a tall and imposing building, old and with an almost classical feeling to it. Entering the lobby and passing several uniformed officers, he showed his security pass and followed the familiar path up to his father's office. The Chief's office. He knocked once on the door before entering, just as another page came through on his belt. Annoyed, he opened the door, unclipping the nuisance of a device from his belt and tossing it on the desk, glaring at his father.
"I got your page! You don't have to keep sending it every five minutes! I just got off work half an hour ago, I can't get here any faster with you pinging me all the time!" he snapped, his expression sour. Chief Charlot, a tall and imposing man, smiled pleasantly at his son, looking slightly sheepish.
"But I can't know if my message got to you or if you're coming. Your pager only receives numbers."
"That's because this one was the only one I could afford! Because someone decided that it would 'build character' for me to be kicked out of the penthouse and my allowance cut off, and my job only pays $9.00 an hour!" he retorted, his voice bitter and annoyed.
"Hmmm, indeed. If only there was a way to use pagers that have words instead of just numbers, so I can know if you're coming." his father mused, oblivious to his son's anger.
"Maybe if you would join the Twenty-First century and get a cellphone, like everybody else, you could find a way. How do you not have a cellphone anyway, you're the Chief of Police in the largest city in America! Shouldn't it be mandatory?" he exclaimed.
"But I don't need a cellphone. I have a pager." Chief Charlot replied, cheery as ever. However, his mood suddenly sobered, his face becoming serious.
"However, that isn't why I've summoned you here." he began, taking something out of his desk and handing it to Matthias.

It was a plastic ziplock bag, containing what looked like, at first glance, to be a business card. However, rather than a name or numbers, there were eloquently printed lines of text. Matthias recognized this font immediately.
"Ghostess" he breathed, his voice barely above a whisper. His voice shaking slightly, he read the card out loud.
"For Solomon's Kingdom
I will seize Tarshish lands
Your evil will be exorcised with a red hand

Ghostess
"

He stopped, looking up at his father.
"Is this real?" he asked, confused. Chief Charlot nodded, leaning back in his chair.
"We had forensics compare it with the cards we've received previously. Everything matches, the paper, the ink, the font, hell, they might have even come from the same sheet of paper. Why do you ask?" he inquired, raising an eyebrow.
Matthias frowned, reading the message over and over again.
"Something... Something doesn't feel right about it. I mean, Ghostess always sends riddles but... This one just seems different from the ones in the past." he remarked.
"Different how?"
"It just... It lacks that sense of... Mockery, I guess. It doesn't give off the same feel of "You can't catch me, even though I'm tipping you off" kind of emotion." he explained, struggling to convey his words. Charlot gave him a blank look, before taking the card back.
"Sure, son, I'm sure it does. Anyways, we figure that her target is the Solomon R. Guggenheim museum. I've already sent three units over there to investigate. All the major media outlets got this card too, apparently. It's going to be a nightmare, keeping the dirtbag reporters out." he grumbled to himself.

Something still felt off about the card, however, it was on the tip of Matthias's tongue. However, at the mention of dirtbags, it suddenly struck him.
"Wait... She didn't say it. She didn't say what it was she's going to steal!" he exclaimed, sitting up straight. "She hasn't said what she intends to steal. Normally, she'll say something about "I'm coming for your secrets" or something like that, but this, she said she's coming to take Tarshish lands." he pointed out. Charlot recognized the glint in his son's eyes, sighing.
"Yes, get on with it."
"Tarshish is an old Assyrian name for the island of Sardinia. However, other sources point to it being the land of Carthage. Is there anything being showcased at the Solomon from those either of those two places?" he asked, getting excited. Grumbling to himself, his father searched on his computer, looking bored for a moment until he saw something.
"No, there isn't. However, the Morgan Library and Museum is holding a collection of art and artifacts on loan from the Italian government... From the first Punic war?" he asked, looking confused. However, hearing this made Matthias' grin grow even wider.
"The first Punic war was a war between the empires of ancient Rome and Carthage. Carthage lost the first war, and gave up territory to the Romans, the most notable land gain being the island of Sardinia." he explained, eyes bright with revelation.
"Not to mention, the Italians were fairly upset that the collection would be collecting dust in the JP Morgan library, instead of on the worldwide tour like it was planned. If there's anything shady going on with that deal, she's no doubt sniffed it out." He said triumphantly, looking over to his father, only to find he was on the phone.
"... Yes, send over three units to the Morgan Library and Museum, cordon off the area and protect the Punic exhibit, I'll be over there within the hour." he ordered, before putting down the phone, grabbing his coat and hat.
"Let's go, kid, and find out if you're right."
(Im so sorry about that, this is my sisters account)
So, her name on the old site was HiddenBeauty13, but I don't know if she has changed it. I haven't been able to make contact with her since the site changed. We were in the middle of a very detailed roleplay that we both were very passionate about and we both put a lot of work into it. Not only that, but we are very good friends and I don't want our friendship cut short because of missed communication.
It's neither of your fault, it's just that aside from you two, no one has been active in almost a week. I'm waiting another two days before I bury the thread, maybe someone else will come back. but I'm not hopeful.
... Well, It's been three days, with no response from anyone but Chezka. I just have to assume now that the RP is dead. Suddenly and tragically. It was but so young.
I see. Thank you for informing me.

Since we are rather late to accept new people, although I can, I would like to offer the spot of scout then to anyone wishing to double up on their existing character's skills or create a new character. And also check who is still around.
@Wolpertinger I'm sorry you feel that way, though I can assure you it wasn't my intention to give you any reason to believe that. Simply that, as this is a casual RP, I expect some level of effort from the people playing. If that means putting your character outside of their comfort zones, narrating more inner monologue, or taking the initiative to interact with other characters or the surroundings further, I expect you to do so. Otherwise, to notify me or other players that you are stumped, so that we may give suggestions or do timeskips.

On that note, I plan to do a timeskip in my next post. Twelve hours will have passed, making it early morning of Day Two, 2:00 in the morning. The ship will be arriving in Norway to pick up the character's there, before heading south and picking up the Bornholm party. What your character does within that timeskip is up to you.
Well, wolpertinger, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that three sentences isn't good enough. This is a casual role-play, I'd like at least a paragraph from you. I know it may be hard until LokiLeo posts and I can time skip the boat, but please, it's unfair to others to give such a small post and leave all the initiative duties to the other person. I know you can make that post longer. Notice something about your partner, ask a question, make the storm take a turn for the worse, bring up a fear, inner worries or dialogue inside your character's mind. I know you can do better than just burying her head back in a book.
Harley couldn't help but jump as Mister Findley appeared beside her, questioning as to her wellbeing. She had practically forgotten his existence, for what it was worth, although she couldn't help but notice the evident lack of empathy, or even sympathy, in his voice or manner. As if it were a completely normal occurrence. She smoothed her hair and skirts, gathering face rather quickly and coolly acting as if nothing had happened.
"I am quite fine, thank you for your concern. You needn't mind me, it was nothing of importance." she said briskly, trying to keep her voice from quavering, though she couldn't help the trembling of her hands. That vision... It had seemed so real! As if she had actually been there!

She clasped her hands tightly together, pacing away from him to better compose herself and hide the evidence she had been so thoroughly disturbed.
"Well, that's it then? No more of that glowing ink and whispered spells nonsense? Wonderful, I am going to my room then, to, um, lie down, this has been a very stressful day, yes. Quite stressful, and I-I would hate to bother you with female hysterics. I'll see you down for dinner then, in an hour or five." she stammered, gathering her skirt in her hands and walking as quickly as she could from the scene, up the stairs, and into the bedroom, where she promptly flung herself on her bed. Oh, how she regretted coming here! It was cold, wet, dreary, and that Findley man was downright unsettling! His monotone voice, unkempt appearance, and the fact that he spoke about the supernatural with such ease, as if being taken as a lunatic were none of his concern... It was frightening, and she hoped, oh how she hoped, that the storm would be merciful and let up soon, so she could go back to Carlisle just for some rest, the first few hours of being here had worn her physically and mentally!
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