You also probably should not have given me your skype. Now I'm going to spam the shit out of you and attempt to seduce you with my radio voice. ISN'T THAT RIGHT @INVISIBLE MAN?!
Please, I'm still recovering from the brutal beating you gave me in the goggle document. Therapist say I still need another month until I'm finally able to discuss what I had seen that day.
Valin continued to stare at the three members of his new squad, it had been quite some time since he was partnered with other people, he wondered if this secret organization knew his track record about working with others. Well, this didn't really matter to him. Everyone knew what they were supposed to do, however, could this group ever try to work together to bring that goal into a reality? Well, only time could tell, but the chances of working together perfectly were slim. Valin was just about to chuckle at the thought of the group's misfortune, but someone finally decided to speak up.
Bringing himself out of his train of thought, he looked over to the person that had spoke to him. Oh? It was the only person that was standing, the girl. Valin raised himself from the ground, his eyes moving from the fallen bodies to the lone standing girl. She was taller than him, not by much, but he could still see the difference between the two. Soon, his eyes started to slowly scan the lady from top to bottom. He could already tell several things about her just by the surroundings. Valin could smell the massive amount of dust used inside of the room, and he could see the massive amount of water staining the floor and the others with the slight lingering odor of burnt flesh. So, if she was standing while the others seemed incapable of standing, she was tough. Her resting bitch face seemed to tell that she wasn't the friendliest or the most talkative person, and by the looks of it, she was a faunus, something similar to the canine family. Valin smiled at the girl, and began to speak.
"Oh? You carry the tension of a mountain gorilla in your body. You should really try to loosen up, maybe date someone on this team, really helps with the loneliness that are innate in all of us," Valin said, moving closer to Violet, "Well, no real reason to try skirting around my name. I'm Valin, Valin Nash. And what might be the name of this lovely young lady?"
Intro 1 - Valin walks into the view of the screen, a lit cigarette is already inside of his mouth. A smile etches across his face before sucking the cigarette into his mouth and swallowing the entire thing. He readies up.
Intro 2 - Valin walks into the view of the screen, he pulls out his revolver and points it at his temple. He pulls the trigger five times with five succeeding clicks before pointing the gun into the air. He fires it one last time, a bullet shooting out of it and a devious smile grows on his face. He readies up.
Intro 3 - Valin walks into the view of the screen, in his hand is his revolver, the revolver looks like it has every add-on it can fit before quickly falling apart leaving only the base. A goofy smile on his face, he rubs the back of his head before readying up.
Playstyle
Valin, at his purest, is all about damage. Aside from Steel Core, all of his bullets can be continuously shot at the opponent until they are up close, constantly racking up the damage. His most prominent move, Load/Fire can be quite damaging, should the opponent not dodge the attacks or making predictable movements. Also note that most of Valin's special moves all look similar, making it difficult to tell what he is doing. Valin can also continuously guard himself with long-lasting/reaching moves for the opponent to run into, in their hurry to stop having a hail of bullets assaulting them. So, even though he has significant strengths, he does have his drawbacks. If Valin has no bullets in his revolver, none of his special moves will have any effect, rendering the majority of his move set unusable until he reloads. He is also a very light character; his lightness causes him to be easy to juggle for most characters, and his regular air attacks are not designed for defense. His mobility is also slow, both in the air and on the ground. Valin must also learn what each combination are capable of and must adapt to each one, especially in the middle of a fight. Being careless or inattentive, Valin may miss a sure KO if a Green Steel Core is out of range or using a Red Frangible on a block move.
Special Moves
Load/Fire - Valin's most important special move. He loads inside one random bullet, [Dust Type][Bullet Type], if the button to load is pressed again, the revolver will shoot out the bullet that will go across half of the stage before disappearing. This move set is completely randomized, relying on the user's sharp wits to use the bullet properly. Each bullet has their own special effect, combined with the dust type, it makes things even more interesting and even a smaller probability in the bullet you may actually want inside of a situation.
FMJ - Full Metal Jacket - 18%
The most common bullet to pull out, it is slightly weaker than a Hollow Point Bullet, managing to do only 70-80% of its damage.
FMJRN - Full Metal Jacket Round Nose - 13%
Almost identical to the Full Metal Jacket bullet, but it goes slightly faster than the FMJ by around 10%
FMJBT - Full Metal Jacket Boat Tail - 13%
Almost identical to the Full Metal Jacket Bullet, this one goes around 3/4 of the stage.
OTM - Open Tipped - 13%
Similar to the FMJ, it goes around the same velocity and length, but it does 85% of the normal damage
HP - Hollow Point - 12%
Default bullet. It does 100% of normal damage.
SP - Soft Point - 10%
Similar to the FMJ, it does around 90% of the normal damage of the bullet.
Ballistic Tip - 5%
One of the top three bullets to get, it does 110% of the normal damage of a bullet.
Frangible - 13%
One of the weakest bullets and most likely the most situational. It does 50% of the normal bullet damage, but when it shatters, a dust stays in the general area lasting for 5 seconds and doing 5% of the normal damage per second.
Steel Core - 3%
The most powerful, and the rarest of all the bullets. It does 150% of the normal bullet damage, and has a 50% chance to break blocks. However, the range is only 1/4 of the stage instead of the normal 1/2 of the stage.
None - Most common, 50%. No dust is covering the bullet.
Red - Common, 20%. Does lingering burn damage for 5 seconds doing 5% of normal bullet damage.
Dark Blue - Slightly less common, 15%. Slows the opponent down by 25% for 5 seconds.
Yellow - Not common, 10%. Stuns the opponent for two seconds.
Green - Rare, 5%. Doubles the range of the bullet.
Customize - Valin gets even more confusing the further you get to learn about his move set. This special move allows Valin to bring out another customized revolver out of his backpack, each weapon has their own little perks and cons when pulling them out. The time to usually takes to replace the revolver is around one second. Also, when you replace a weapon, the bullet stays with the previous gun you swapped out, and either the revolver is empty or the bullet you left in their last time is still in the chamber, ready to be fired.
The starting revolver of the battle. Nothing special about it, doesn't have any negatives or positives.
Makes the animation of the gun shooting a little bit quicker, by 15%. However, it reduces the damage of the bullet by 5%.
Makes the range of the bullet reach further into the stage, it reaches 15% further than the regular bullet. However, the extended barrel makes the animation a little bit longer, usually by one second.
Makes the animation of the gun shooting and the reach of a regular bullet increase by 15%. However, it takes longer for the Stock to be pulled out, usually one second longer than non-stock weapons.
Makes the animation of the gun firing animation shorter by 25% and also increases the bullet range by 15%. However, it takes longer for the gun to be pulled out by one second and makes the bullet weaker by 15%.
Makes the animation of the gun firing animation normal, and increases the bullet range by 25% with the optic allowing for a 5% damage increase. However, it would take two seconds longer to swap to this weapon
Makes the animation of the gun firing animation shorter by 25% and also increases the bullet range by 15%. However, it takes longer for the gun to be pulled out by two second and makes the bullet weaker by 5%.
Club - If you're opponent is constantly interrupting your reloading process or switching weapons, this is your last resort. This move can only be used if the opponent is right in front of Valin, if it manages to connect, it stuns the target for two seconds. Enough time to run, reload, or switch weapons.
Instant Kill
Valin, with a huge smile, walks up to his opponent and kicks them in the crotch as hard as humanly possible. As they kneel to the ground, experiencing almost pain beyond belief, Valin quickly backs away with one graceful jump. During the jump, he pulls out a Speedloader from his pocket, and the camera quickly zooms onto one of the bullets, etched on the brass casing says six of the following.
Lucky Bullet No. 541
[Name of the Opponent]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Going up the butt
If you find this, good job.
Hello!
The camera zooms out, and Valin inserts the Speedloader into the revolver just as his feet touch the ground. The same smile still stuck on his face, he points the revolver towards the head of the opponent, however, just as he is was going to pull the trigger, he suddenly points the gun at some random direction. He soon starts to wave his gun randomly, firing almost at every angle before his revolver starts to make the clicking sound.
The camera soon focuses on one of the bullets, it soon hits another, forming into one mass. Suddenly, another bullet hits it and then another and another until all six bullets form into one single ball of lead.
It leads back to Valin humming some melody, the same smile still on his face. And then, the conglomerate pierces through the opponent's body, the bullet going straight through his opponent. They fall onto the floor. The lucky boy starts to make his iconic chittering laughter before yelling to the sky, "BEAT THAT WORLD!"
V-Trigger
Time To Get Lucky! - Valin activates his semblance, the blue aura surrounding his body for the next fifteen seconds. With the V-Trigger activated, Valin is able to do so much more damage than he was ever able to do before without any consequences. The top three bullets, Steel Core, Hollow Point, and Basaltic Tip are much more likely to be chosen for the bullet type. Each bullet will be covered inside of a dust type, that means there is no longer a fifty percent chance of getting a non dust covered bullet for the next fifteen seconds. Revolver swaps are now almost instantaneous, and the cons affecting each weapon are now gone for the next fifteen seconds meaning that there are only pros. The resulting affects allow Valin to be one scary dude as he will be able to blast anyone to pieces if they allow him.
Taunt
Taunt 1 - Valin's entire model is completely blurred out for the next five seconds. After he is unblurred, he says the following, "You might want to clean yourself after that."
Taunt 2 - Valin reaches into his pack before pulling out either some tighty whities, panties, or boxers. He looks at them with disgust before flicking them over to the opponent's direction saying, "I found these in your room, they definitely need a wash."
Taunt 3 (Only works if gun is unloaded) - Valin points his revolver at his opponent, he starts to fire rapidly at the person while screaming, "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE." After realizing that it is not loaded, Valin's cheeks turn red, and soon he return to his normal battle stance.
Taunt 4 (Only works when fighting a girl) - "You know, if you were I booger, I'd pick you." Valin soon after starts to laugh hysterically before getting back into his fighting position.
Taunt 5 (Only works when fighting a guy) - "Want to see who has the bigger ding-dong?" Valin says this with complete sincerity.
Win Animation
Valin looks down at the fallen opponent, his smile still stuck on his face. He sits down right next to the body and pulls out a first aid kit from his backpack. He stares at them for a bit beginning to patch the opponent up.
Win Quotes
Vs Benjamin Lloyd - "I wonder if he has ever used his semblance on his genitalia before?" Vs Amaranth Desire - "You know, I bet your clothes brings more than just desire," Vs Sangue Naga - "Dang girl, you're scary. Vs Lorena Negasi - "Calm down, just calm down, calm down, just calm down," Vs Jack Orpheus - "So, I guess you weren't fast enough to dodge a bullet then, ey?" Vs Mokuren Sabella - "Crap, she's hot," Vs Cian Kuze - "Guess you didn't want to survive hard enough," Vs Lucas Schwarze - "You'll be a gold mine in the black market!" Vs Krysanthe X - "I'll be taking your shoes as payment, don't mind me," Vs Ebon Umbranox - "You'll never understand how I feel," Vs Sepia Russet - "Play dead! Oh, what a good doggy," Vs Skyra Dawn - "Guess she wasted your eight lives facing me!" Vs Cobalt Chideta - "He couldn't think fast enough!" Vs Oswald Connoly - "How convenient, People teleport to you to get shot!" Vs Diamond Frost - "Wonder if we could've been friends? Nah. Now where is her wallet?" Vs Emerald Felicia - "Bullets, Bullets everywhere. But not a single hit," Vs Pan Neverell - "Faults in everyone kid, why, look at me," Vs Hansen Forrester - "You aren't the hardest person to miss, you know that right?" Vs Gretchen Forrester - "Well, might as well brand you with your own weapon after this," Vs Mary Ovisaries - "I wonder if Faunus Haggis is the same as a regular Haggis," Vs Robert Fallson - "You fight like a nerd," Vs Grane Blauer - "Sixth Sense? More like, Nonsense! Got 'Em," Vs Sapphire Rode - "There's no confusing or surprising the Prince of Chaos himself," Vs Abel Fulgurate - "What a shocking surprise! I won!" Vs Kuhaku Shiro - "Can't get rid of my senses if they were never there!" Vs Gren Orchid - "Dang man, you're scary," Vs Vega Venetia - "I've seen enough hentai to know where those tendrils were heading," Vs Gratia Mindaro - "You'd be a real doozy in bed," Vs Napoli Fiordilatte - "There can only be one jokester in this town," Vs Beryl Harken - "I wonder if you could detect someone wetting their pants, that'd be funny," Vs Catherine 'Kitty' Boot - "Robotic kitty cat? AWESOME!" Vs Paron 'Rumple' Skaft - "Thanks for making me more lucky, pal." Vs Thistle 'Lady' Mallory-Pheasant - "Is that what being shot feels like? Wow, that sucks," Vs Jasmine Grace Banks - "I bet there is one bone you can't crush," Vs Sterling Johnson - "I wonder how much I could get from that arm," Vs Sarina Tala Dei - "Look! Those stars looks like me kicking your ass!" Vs Clair Carnelian - "Hey, there can only be... Uh, seven revolvers! Not eight!" Vs Impara ‘Imp’ Fuerza - "Oh my gosh, so cute," Vs Rika Thorn - "Lucky Charms! It's scientifically painful!" Vs Avendell Hallins - I'll be burning these books, don't mind me," Vs Amber - "Parents must have hated you if you have to hide your name," Vs Akashi Mayhiro - "Cool car, I'll be taking those keys," Vs Violet Steel - "Girl, you can track me anytime you want,"
Actually, an uncle of mine used to love w40k, and play it every moment he was able to. But he got a job which required him to travel in several states, and didn't have much time to play w40k, (nor was he interested it bringing all his models with him) so he told me I could take it all. I didn't have to paint anything or spend a dime. Lucky break for me, as the prices these days are cancerous.
There is a guy in my local hobby shop who bought 2 tau mantas (Which are 1.5k US dollars apiece)
I want to strangle you right now. Oh my gosh, I had to spend so much money, my hard earned cash to buy the models, paints, paint brushes, glue, clippers, blades, templates, dice, and even several tape measures. I also spent so much of my time assembling and painting, maybe more time building the darn things than playing with them. Cries.
Dang! Two of those things!? That guy must have been popular in Apoc Games.
Yeah, but rip my dreams of huge scale apoclaypse battles in a video game. Cept if you download the ultimate Apocalypse mod for dawn of war soulstorm it'll come close. Just said that warhammer is getting a total war game, despite the fact I would probably buy the shit out of it.
"NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM."-Tyranids.
But all all seriousness I used to field an Elysian Drop Troopers Army.
Elysian Drop Troopers Army!?
Holy crap! That is like a Forge World Army! Oh my gosh, that must have been expensive as hell as you have to convert the money into pounds! I wasted over 1000 US dollars buying just some 2000 point armies of Orks and Ogres! You must either have a lot of spare cash for some reason, or you are rich.
Dawn of war 3 plz : ( Or total war warhammer 40k at least.
Also tyranids ftw bois. 40k for days
If we will be getting Dawn of War 3, I would prefer for the game to go back to its roots, base building. Also, I don't think CA would ever even try to touch Warhammer 40K. Automatic weaponry ain't really their thing, they mainly prefer melee fighting or guns similar to rifles and muskets.
"Oi, why do you like dem squishy bugs? Dey are nu'ting compared to da ORKS! And dat Octarius War will end wit tha Orks winnin dat one, betta believe it!"
I'm sorta a fan, though I have never played the games or read any of the books. I'm a big fan of orcs (and orks) in general, and Warhammer provides a good source of fun orks to read about and play as. I personally favor 40k. Gotta love dat dakka and trucks ya?
I'm a HUGE fan of both Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40k! I've played most of their PC games, played their tabletop game, and read dozens of their books! Oh my god, I'm in love with both the violence and the lore, it is fucking amazing. The Orks are also my favorite race, who doesn't love the comedy relief of the grim dark future? Although, they are pretty dang gory and violent when you come down to some things, but no matter, they talk with COCKNEY ACCENTS!
I'm also torn apart in which Warhammer version I prefer, they both have their little charms and quirks. However, if it comes down to it, I would choose 40K due to the whole re haul the entire Fantasy thing is getting which is pretty shoddy work in my opinion. Although, 40K doesn't have Ghazghkull Thraka headbutting the one true champion of Choas to death when he was about to plunge the entire world into darkness. Grimgore did that, and that was just for funsies, he didn't care if the entire world was about to be destroyed. Fuck, Orks are the best.
The main issue is that the guy is really, really bulky. I think I drew a stick figure comic that vaguely eludes to his proportions.
That is his general, non-artistic appearance however. Still humanoid, but rather haunch and frankly quite bestial. He's also no looker, though he has less prominent tusks. That is to say, he could close his mouth and hide them.
Wow, I never thought I'd see an Ork on this forum. That is pretty neat. Are you a fan of Warhammer? Or just using it as a reference? Because if you are a fan, I would like to talk about it with you.
