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Current "I've got a bullet here with your name on it. And I'm gonna keep firing until I figure out which one it is!"
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Ok, ok, ok, ok. I have some real talk here. If this featureless being can alter the fabric of reality itself to bring random number of fictional characters in one place for just shits and giggles, he should at least force them to do a musical number.

This song comes to mind. Hehehehe.


The Overlord shall take the role to be leader! Slavery! Magic! Destruction! He does it all to be your ruthless leader! Also, Krieg shall cast his ballots with discarded meat chunks that have been pissed on.
So, bored. Want interactions, need to scream incoherently at people from other universes!

Edit: HOLY CRAP, THREE PEOPLE POSTED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME! OR AT LEAST IN UNDER ONE MINUTE! IT IS THE SIGN OF THE GODS!
Dorat sighed in relief, it had seemed that his rousing speech had worked on the group of adventures! He stroked his long beard, something that he always does when he feels proud of himself. It still seemed like the people around the two were still quite weary of them, but he knew that Drazig would grow on them like he does with every person they encounter. However, there was something strange happening around these parts of the woods, people were disappearing like it was going out of style and there were almost no traces of the people that had vanished. It was most likely the use of magic, it can be very powerful in the hands of the right people, but that also includes the people that have bad intentions. So, while Dorat was deep in thought, releasing his control of the body to Drazig like he normally does, the Ogre smiled. "Yay! I have the body! Ha ha ha!" Drazig bounced around, balancing on one foot and switching to the other before getting tired of the little dance. The Ogre soon realized that the group were picking up some type of clue, and they were leaving without him! Drazig quickly catches up with only a few steps before trailing behind the group of tiny friends.

After the group arrived at the scene of the crime, which was a muddy road, the clues had run out! Oh no! Drazig looked at his partner, still in deep thought, and soon someone chimed in their two-cents in the situations. They talked with fear, or at least cowardice as leaving friends behind was something that Drazig refused to do! And if the fog ever came to Drazig! He would smash the fog until it is dead! The Ogre looked at Tobais and pounded his chest with one arm. "No! Leaving people behind is bad! I think we continue to find friends! Friends are good! That is why they are friends! Right?"
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They haven't said anything, but then again they've barely even confirmed Borderlands 3, so I don't think we'll know until then.


Well, they did announce that they are making a Borderlands movie, so that is something to ponder heavily upon if it will be good or bad. I just think all they need to do is remake the entire Mad Max: Fury Road, replace all characters with civilians, vault hunters, and psychos. Bam! You have a Borderlands movie.
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Actually, Jack already came back. In Tales From the Borderlands.


Yeah, I've played it. However, not sure if the story will be cannon, or have they already stated that? Not sure, but I helped the fuck out of Jack, screw friends when you own half of Hyperion with the main man of Handsome Jack's hologram!
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I'm just gonna point to the Game Theory video on the subject, for he says it a lot better than I could.

Regardless, Jack was the hero. Just not the protagonist ;)


Well, if Borderlands 3 ever comes along, I wouldn't be too angry if Jack come back. He is just too awesome and charismatic to stay mad at, until he strangles you to death or something like that.
Handsome Jack was the hero :V


Quiet you, he had the hero complex. True, he did have good intentions in the beginning, but he sorta turned insane in the long run. Pandora does that to you I guess, or being betrayed a crap ton of times by Vault Hunters and your ex-girlfriend.
Krieg The Psycho


Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!


Name: Krieg The Psycho

Universe: Borderlands

Personality: Strangely enough, he is actually one of the good guys inside of his universe. I know right? Well, he is still very psychotic, aggressive, and quite vulgar after losing his mind long ago. However, the only thing keeping him from being just an ordinary badass psycho to kill inside of his universe, Krieg has something stuck inside of his little head. It is his voice of reason, a voice of reason that can kill him on the spot if he ever tries to harm any type of person that doesn't deserve justice. This means, no hurting the innocent or he gets a knife stabbed into his throat immediately, and the thought of death does seem to pacify Kreig to an extent. None the less, he is still a Psycho, crazy balls of insanity that loves to scream out the most random things, like his love for shiny new meat bicycles.

Powers/Skills: Krieg is just a normal human being, if you stretch the term human quite a long way, but he is still human. That means, he can still die by the most obvious ways, falling off eternal abysses, getting shot, poisoned, burned, shocked, exploded, frozen, lazered, or getting run over. Now, feeling the pain, is a much different story. Now, Krieg is strong, strong enough to chop off dozens of heads if he goes berserk, and then some. The psycho is also well-versed in most types of weapons from pistols to rocket launchers, give a gun to him, and he will know what to do with it. He also likes to cause explosions and set himself on fire! Just, if you ever face him in combat, expect to see a lot of insanity when you face this man.

Brief Bio: Most of his life remains a mystery, stashed away forever inside the vaults of his mind protected by a ever changing maze of insanity. However, there is a lot about his life when he becomes a vault hunter! The reason that vault hunters exists, is so that can be famous, rich, and powerful. Krieg is merely a vault hunter to kill things and mutilate their bodies, the vault is just a side mission for him. However, there seemed to be a great challenge ahead, defeating the multi-trillion dollar company named Hyperion, and saving the entire universe from the main man, Handsome Jack. They do this, traversing the land of insanity that is known of Pandora, making friends and enemies, though most of the enemies die after they become enemies. The journey was long, bloody, and filled with violence all around after they finally managed to defeat the villains of the story, however, it didn't end there. Vaults all over the universe were soon shown to the main vault hunters, and well, by name they continue to do their job. Though, by the end of his adventure, Krieg had been randomly plucked out of existence to start his new adventure inside of the new universe.

Equipment:
  • Slagga - A SMG, fires three bullets at once that are covered in slag, an element that makes attacks rather than slag more damaging. Usually the weapon to spray around bullets.
  • Carnage - A Shotgun, fires tiny rockets that explode rather than normal bullets. EXPLOSIONS!
  • Quasar - A Grenade, sucks any nearby enemies in the area, doesn't explode rather it shocks nearby people like a tesla tower.
  • Rough Rider - A shield, it is more like a buff as it gives no shield but merely makes him more resistant against any type of damage. This also gives him a large health boost to give him more bullets before dying.


Others: Krieg shall mainly talk using his quotes used in game, his quotes are just too crazy for my mind to constantly make-up.
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