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TESV Skyrim: WTF, Delphine??

Blitzkrieg said
Dwemer, nuff said.

I hate Dwemer. -_-
Or more precisely, I hate their thrice darned creations that keep trying to either maul me, or steamed me with hot steam, or trying to turn me into a pincushion of Dwemer arrows and bolts.

TESV Skyrim: WTF, Delphine??

Blitzkrieg said
Hist is love.Hist is life.

As was written by an Anonymous Argonian Historian?

TESV Skyrim: WTF, Delphine??

How about the Dovahkiin is a Master Race? xD After all, the Dovahkiin can be from any humanoid race (except Falmer and giant), but they have the same uniqueness that's not in their original race. ^^

Drakel said
I invite you to come into Blackmarsh then. I hear it's quite nice every time of year.

Do they still ingest the tree sap?

Spam is so slow today.

*stares at Nat's robot DP*
D:
What happened to the pony?? q___q

TESV Skyrim: WTF, Delphine??

Dervish said
.....

I could be wrong, but I'd bet that that would be the reason behind her sudden bought of lethal hypocrisy. she's not meant to be a follower for long, and since Thalmor patrols are random encounters, it's just one of those things where it would be oddly specific game logic for one character, even if it totally goes against what her character believes.

I know, Dervish, but it just added to her overall hypocrisy list. I mean, even without this incident, I already put her in the 'Hypocrites' list.
She's one of the Blades, who're sworn to guard and serve the Dragonborn (her words, not mine), and the first thing she did after finding out my char was the Dragonborn, what did she do?
She sent my char straight to the Thalmor infested Embassy. -_-;; Yeah... fine example of 'guard and serve the Dragonborn' there.

Alright, maybe there wasn't anyone else and Delphine was in the wanted list so she couldn't go herself, I'll give her that.
But after that? When the quest to find Esbern come along, the least she could do was offer to accompany my char (not that I would take up that offer)! How the heck did she expect to 'guard' my character if my character was all the way in Riften while she's sitting in her cozy tavern back in Riverwood?? Strike two.

In the Sky Haven Temple, when Esbern found the big room full of pressure plates trap, what did they do? "We'll cross once it's safe."
..... seriously? If I'm the dragonborn in the game, I'd be scratching my head and start to wonder 'Are they guarding me or am I guarding them?'.

Strike three. I'm already out by this point, but when she and Esbern told my character to kill Paarthunax, the one dragon who didn't want to kill me and already helped me a lot...
Well, I wish there's an option in game to tell them to kiss my... Wait! I don't want them anywhere near me!! Uhm.... Right! To tell them to kiss Elenwen's pale behind. >3

And don't get me started on how she 'lectured' my character to not be afraid of using her power and whatnot in her bossy tone. (That 'setessential 13478 0' console command looks VERY tempting to use. I'd probably use it as soon as this Main Quest done.)

Brovo said I ignore the main quest line for as long as possible when I do Skyrim runs now because of that woman.

Hahah, she certainly has the kind of air that make people avoid her as much as possible, aye?

Dervish said This didn't take long to spiral into a shitshow.

That's Spam section for you. One of its charm. xD

Drakel said
I use a mod for that issue. Right when I first played the game and finally hit that part a was like, "What the fuck? Nope. Fuck this shit I'm king of blades, you do what I say." After that I saved, looked for a mod to fix this, used it, and told blades off like the bitches they are. Paarthunax still lives.

Hehehe, I just ditched them in Sky Haven Temple and ignored that quest. They've been waiting there for a LONG time in my previous gameplays.

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TESV Skyrim: WTF, Delphine??

Okay, to start off, I'm currently in the middle of my n'th Skyrim gameplay, and is continuing the Main Quest after finding Esbern.

My character, Delphine and Esbern were making their way to the Sky Haven Temple from Markath. Just before we got to Kolskeggr Mine, we met with a Thalmor patrol group, and I was like 'Ooookaay... let's see if they recognize the Blades behind me...'
As it turns out, they didn't recognize the Blades who they have been hunting for like years following behind my character, and kept walking. Likewise, Delphine and Esbern were also ignoring the Thalmors.

So, I shrugged and continued on for a little bit before taking out my bow and turned around. Without further ado, I shot the trio Thalmors. They went down pretty fast as my bow had been enchanted and upgraded pretty heavily. Suddenly, someone was attacking me. And I was like, 'What the...? Did they have a fourth member or something??' I turned around and .... Surprise, surprise. It was DELPHINE who was attacking me!!!

[rants on]
WTF, woman??? You're one of the Blades! The Thalmors are your enemy, and you're attacking me for killing your enemy???

She just gained another level in my B*tch O' Meter. Something I didn't think was possible after I pretty much hated her for telling me to kill Paarthunax in my previous gameplays.
[rants off]

Just want to get that off my chest. Anyone else wants to join in giving her the hate?

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