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4 mos ago
Current Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
6 mos ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
6 mos ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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6 mos ago
Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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7 mos ago
Fun vibe tbh

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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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I'll make the character first and then worry about the ability later.
Just the ability
might be cool
Yeah so I'm kinda stumped on what to give my dude. I'm thinking I might give him generic "he fite gooder" type boosting magic or might make a new character concept entirely.
@Pezz570
Just started on getting to write up my guy
"Are you all ready?" Asked the tanned man in a t-shirt, short, and bucket hat. Dr. Aquarius lead them all aboard his nice boat, which has the name "The Hiatus" painted on its sides. "Right so I'm Dr. Aquarius and welcome to my boat, The Hiatus. We'll be arriving to the seafoam islands in half an hour, where you'll help me on you assignment."

Dr. Aquarius stepped into the wheelhouse and commandeered the boat from the docks and onto the open sea. He stepped out once more and spoke to them, "Anyway since I'm sure you're wondering how you'll you do with only one pokemon that's low level, don't worry. When we get to the islands I'll be giving you all four ultraballs to help you acquire some new pokemon on the field. Anywa, that's it I'll be back at the wheel now."
So I'm thinking magic martial arts guy from the touch land.

"Hello and welcome to Happycall customer service for-" The faux cheerful computer voices said as Lance punched the keypad number cutting its dialogue reel off and getting to into the services he needed. "Please hold while a representative gets on the line." Muzak pumped through the speaker. Lance stood there thinking that at least nothing was happening right now so he could just standby and get this over with.

He saw Damien coming out but not the girl, well it didn't matter since they're not running late yet. He asked him a question about his beer. "That's unimportant, now let's get on the boat he's here." Lance said as he moved towards a man approaching them. "Hey man give a moment I'm taking care of this phone issue real quick." He then disappeared into the ship's wheelhouse for some privacy. Moments later he'd emerge with his new phone finally working. Connecting to the internet, he started downloading various programs.

"Kid what's you problem?" He said before his eyes focused on the tv flickering on with its message. Lance rolled his eye at the video tape and found him agreeing the girl that it's pretty lame having to do a job on what should be a nice vacation thing. Plus he wasn't entirely sure how'd he help out given his starter. Sure, he could capture some new mons at whatever they were going.

"How about we call ourselves the Stardust Crusaders, The Golden Wind... or hey Fairy Tale." He said in between sip. Team red was kinda lame and he was just mashing words together on whatever seemed cool in the moment they appeared in his mind. He then eyeballed the others and saw they had a pokedex. A slight annoyance crept on him as now he'd have to go back to get it before they left. "Anyway let's go, but first I need to get me one of those things."

Lance grabbed his backpack and opened the door, but not before chucking the girl a frosty can towards her. He then rushed out into the corridors and found the professor in some room. "Hey give me the purple one, I forgot to grab one on the way in."

The professor who was just tired at this point shuffled towards it.

"Hey just toss it to me I can catch it just fine."

"Fine" said the beleaguered professor.

Lance caught it one hand and then tossed the professor a beer. He deftly switched it on one-handedly and then fiddled around the menu staring at it, while the professor began drinking it like if it was precious life water. "Hey Prof, how do I transfer contacts through my real phone? Do I need to pop a plate or find some slot and put in my SIM card in it?"

The professor while not liking being the tech guy for these things was happy to oblige since at least it wasn't something terribly inane. "Sure, let me just fiddle with it... Ok you just take this side and then pop the plate off, and their you go. It's right in the bottom left of the battery and then slid it under this brace. Might need to call your service since you're gonna be replacing your phone model."

"Got it." Lance said as he tossed him another beer as a token of thanks. He then walked out side and followed the instructions to set everything up. He then looked at the text message indicating what they were up and trashed it. He then waited for the two others while he walked to the docks and called his carrier.
Lance thought the girl had the right idea to go nap seeing as how long this taking to start. He too leaned back into the chair and started to try and take a nap. Such restfulness would be interrupted by the new guy waltzing in and spazzing out as he tripped over the girl with his pokemon, not only that but he also began yelling at her. Much to his surprise, he didn't expect for that slaking backpack to come alive and smack the little pokemon into the wall.

Lance was simply displeased with this newest addition as a cold shudder came over him. The thought that perhaps given his age he was assigned to these kids to be like a babysitter to them. Scowling through his shades, "You know kid, maybe you should practice looking at your surroundings instead of yelling at others for your mistake. It'll be good since we're gonna be outdoors. Anyway if you're go fight take outside the room, I want to rest and I got no interest playing babysitter with you two."

He then noticed from the corner of the eye that the girl who was napping pretty solidly was now getting up slowly. Rather slowly and much more relaxedly for someone who got tripped on. He didn't mind that much given how much this kid was spazzing out over nothing. She then spoke to them like nothing happened. "It's cool... Just wondering when are we going to start waiting in this room is kinda boring." He said to her. He then rifled through his backpack and took out an aluminum can. A "gashunk" could be heard as he cracked open a cold one and reclined into his seat. "The name's Lance Goodthrust by the way." He said casually in between sips.
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