Jorick

The Spam Radio Show

No, fuck you.

Spam Island

ImANargleHunter said
I am laughing The Rock has the lowest vitality rating out of anyone. Jorick has the highest

ImANargleHunter said
Jorick has the weirdest fucking dreams.I'll put pics of all the islanders in the op soon.

ImANargleHunter said
Uh.. that's Jorick. He never invites anyone over and pretty much just stands in his empty white room and occasionally does pushups.

YES

This is all fantastic. I was hoping my dude would end up being a freak, but this is better than I imagined. I love it.

Spam Island

ImANargleHunter said
Jorick is done and he's already acting like a jackass.

Yessssssssss

Holmes is the hero Spam needs

Doivid said
Ill give jorick a platform to stand on to fight me. I want to be the first to tarnish your virtue.

No, it's cool, I'll just take your sloppy seconds. It's part of one of my fantasies that Azarthes will be helping me fulfill. :3

Holmes is the hero Spam needs

Azarthes said
Can I be a victim?

I'll victimize you all night, baby. <3

Legend of Renalta 2: Reborn

Gat said
At least 1 person died and another was outright killed so there probably is a spot. I havent done a surviving character count to confirm though.

Survivor count is 16/15 players and 20/20 players, but those caps clearly aren't hard limits so who knows.

Holmes is the hero Spam needs

genghismike said
At a quick glance at the two threads that were closed, the OP wasn't exactly that far out of line. Random post relating problems in everyday life with people being judgmental about things turned into vegetables and an apology with a link to Friday. It seems more like spam collectively jumped on this guys case and that's what made matters spiral into nonsensical chaos. All in all, seems like oldguild spam. Quick, everyone rage at me because I'm taking the other persons side.

genghismike said
More like I understand what it's like to say, do, post, stick up for something, that spam as a whole decides they don't like and jump someones case, then react violently to the collective backlash. On another note, I was raging at work earlier, and it looked like my Manager was about to cry. And of course, I turn out being the one who's the bad guy for some odd reason, although I Was simply reacting to other peoples crap. -sighs- Ever the bad guy.

Hmmmm, so people have a negative reaction to your behavior both online and in real life. I understand the desire to push blame off onto other people, but have you ever stopped to consider that the common factor here is you? Ever thought that maybe you actually are the problem, rather than the victim?

Cave story

Lucian said
Shut up. When did you get back in anyway? You've been scarce for awhile.

David pulled me back in recently by linking moronic bullshit (some of which has included you, by the by) from Spam in Skype. I don't expect it to be a full or permanent return though, because the place is pretty awful currently.

genghismike said
O.o Jorick, the nice guy, strikes again.Minecraft has changed you. Your image is tainted.

It's because I'm actually nice and helpful in Minecraft. It took up all my nice guy energy, so I only have spite and anger left for Spam.

I am a carrot

Work_U_Dumb said
Spam is for funny things. I was just making a joke. You guys rage to much.

There are some kinds of "funny" that aren't enjoyed by most people here. This is one of them. You've done numerous things like this already in your short history on Spam, thus Doivid trying to lend an aggressively helpful hand by telling you that people don't care for it.

Work_U_Dumb said
It is not randumb. I thought it was funny. My friends thought it was funny.

Randumb is nonsensical bullshit that mistakes non sequitur statements for humor. What you posted was just that brand of nonsensical bullshit.

You and your friends have a taste in humor that clearly differs from that shared by the majority of people in Spam. I'd make some suggestions for how you might handle this revelation, but whenever I do that people ignore it so fuck it. I'll just sit back and watch what happens from here on out.

Spam Island

Name: Jorick TheGreat
Nickname: Asshat, or if there's a profanity filter, Nerd
Birthday: June 2 1989 because fuck it real birth date
Grown up or Kid: Adult
Favourite colour: Orange
Gender: Male

Appearance should of course be ridiculous and grotesque.

For the chart thing in the image I'll go for extremes. 100% Quick, Direct, Flat, Serious, and Quirky. I shall be an abomination in all ways possible.