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8 yrs ago
Current I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me.
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8 yrs ago
Kinkshaming other kinks is my kink, so don't kinkshame my kinkshaming kink.
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8 yrs ago
Grab life by the p***y
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8 yrs ago
Fitness? More like Fit'n'ess whole pizza in my mouth!
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8 yrs ago
ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOLE MY FUCKING... OH! There it is...
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Canadian English Teacher
Deep fascination with anything relating to medieval Europe, or ancient Greece

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Wouldn't it, in true Viking fashion make sense for him to also look for a worthy opponent? Have a good Valhalla-worthy fight.


Ah, but Surt comes not from Valhalla. Surt is far older than the gods of Aesgard and Vanaheimr, and they too must die, for Surt's dream to be realized.

For the most fertile soil is carbon-rich soil. Surt seeks to purge the world of of its current 'parasites', and let life start from the beginning again.
@The Kid Lantern

You forgot to list Dissonance on your updated character list.

Also, if we need a major villain, I have a massive idea for a supervillain based on Surtr, from Norse mythology (basically a giant viking made of fire and darkness, who's only purpose is to wipe all life off the planet).
That seems to be the case for a lot of RP's around here. No offence of course, but I'm starting to get the impression that half the people on this site have the memory of goldfish, and the other half sign up for more RP's than they can manage, leading to a massive list of abandoned RP's.

Needless to say, it's getting a bit frustrating.
What is the worst movie you've ever seen? What made it so bad?

For me, it was the movie Hounddog.

I feel like a chronically depressed atheist decided to make a move, based around the idea that life is meaningless and the only escape from this worldly hell is the sweet embrace of death. The movie features a boring young girl (played by Dakota Fanning), who lives in the most empty, meaningless patch of the American South, with an utterly useless family. The movie has no continues plot or message, other than watching worse and worse things happen to this poor girl, for no reason whatsoever. I'm not going to bother listing all the bad things that happen to her, because they're all depressing and pointless. If you want a movie to convince you that there is no God, this is the movie for you. It won't make you cry. It'll just leave you feeling like an empty husk of a human being, with no motivation or joy left in your life.

Gawd I hated that movie. Even thinking about it makes me depressed.
@Orlan
I think I can handle this one...


You soon will be!


Oh reary?
May 3rd, 2:22 pm, NABC HQ

The building went quiet. Xiu saw a couple security teams scrambling around on the higher levels, wondering what was going on, but there was no sign of the target. Swinging her rifle's scope right and left, scanning for her prey, she saw nothing. Frustrated, the huntress tapped her earpiece.

"Zhang, get a hold of our friends in the NAPD. Tell them to have SWAT standing by, but do not breach until I give the word... And get all these damn peasants off the street before a stray bullet hits one."

"Yes ma'am."

"Hey Jaio" Gunrat barked, "How's your body armour fitting?"

"Shi-hao."

"Good, 'cause you're going in first. I'll be close behind you. Don't hesitate to blow the target's little blue head off."

"Hao-ba."

As police sirens sounded in the distance, no doubt preparing to block-off the area, Gunrat and Jiao made their approach. Jiao took the lead, with his automatic rifle pointed strait ahead. Xiu stayed several meters behind, still wielding her sniper rifle. They burst through the front door of the establishment, catching the two security guards by surprise.

"Wh-i-identify yourselves!", one of the guards bellowed, reaching for his gun.

"New Athens Police, G.R. department." Xiu responded.

"G-R?" the guard inquired.

"Sir, in exactly two minutes, SWAT will have this building surrounded. They will answer your questions. Right now, my partner and I have work to do." Xiu explained, striding around the stunned guard.

Jiao walked behind the reception desk, and stooped to check the pulse of the unconscious employee.

"Ta-huo-zhe." the heavily clad man reported.

"Hao-de. Lai." Gunrat commanded, gesturing that he follow her lead.

Jiao charged into the stairwell, and began his climb up. His plan was to breach every floor, heading upward, and to radio back to Xiu when he found the target. Xiu tucked herself into a corner at the bottom of the stairwell, rifle at the ready, waiting for her prey. If her target came from above, she'd have warning from Jiao. If her target found another way down, and made it to the first floor, she'd be ready to spring out from the closed door of the stairwell. If her target attempted to flee the building, they'd have a barricade of police and SWAT teams to deal with. Gunrat licked her lips in anticipation.
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