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8 yrs ago
Current I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me.
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8 yrs ago
Kinkshaming other kinks is my kink, so don't kinkshame my kinkshaming kink.
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8 yrs ago
Grab life by the p***y
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8 yrs ago
Fitness? More like Fit'n'ess whole pizza in my mouth!
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8 yrs ago
ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STOLE MY FUCKING... OH! There it is...
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Bio

Canadian English Teacher
Deep fascination with anything relating to medieval Europe, or ancient Greece

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I love this man. Heed his words.
Tinder is Vancouver. Everyone attempts to come across as sophisticated and professional, looking to set up long-term connections and prospects, when in reality all anyone wants to do is get high and fuck strangers.

Craigslist is Hong Kong. Bunch of half-baked businesses, professionals, and prostitutes, all trying to make money from each other, but too lazy and cheap to actually advertise.


<Snipped quote by Dynamo Frokane>

Unpopular = "Overwatch sucks."

Fucking Cancer = "Nazis weren't war criminals my dudes."


Haha I totally didn't notice 'til now, that I'm the one who posted both the "unpopular", and the "fucking cancer" XD

I really feel like I've accomplished something today.

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Anyway

Chicken tastes better when smothered with soy sauce and tabasco sauce.

Corn tastes better with gravy.

Fries taste better with mayonnaise (especially chipotle mayonnaise).

@Vilageidiotx I love you, but this means you too, please can you and @Jotunn Draugr return to just sharing unpopular opinions and posting witty and snarky reaction memes, instead of this full blown history revision stuff. Its making the thread less fun.


The man makes a good point.

@Vilageidiotx, I half-agree with you, but I think there's an important distinction that's probably best talked about somewhere else, where we're not disrupting the point of the thread.

Mayonnaise is the best condiment.

Chinese noodles are better than spaghetti.

The Nissan Cube is the stupidest looking thing ever invented.
It's similar to why there's a Black History Month and not a White History Month.

Because every other month in the year is White History Month.


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When's the trip taking place?

As for ways to vent? I recommend hitting a boxing bag with a few good hard strikes. Straight punches do wonders and are not as likely to get you injured.


The trip is taking place in about ten days. I've scrambled, and managed to get myself a few places to stay. Now I need to find things to do.

Punching bag is a good idea, but they're expensive, and none of the local gyms have one.
I'm glad that they brought God of War back from the dead, just to shit on it and immediately kill it again.
I once shook hands with Canadian actor Nathan Carter.

Michael Buble once signed a guitar-pick for me, which really makes no sense, since he's a singer.

I regularly go to the same sushi place as Canadian rock-drummer Robbie Bachman (brother of Randy "Takin' Care of Business" Bachman), and have run into him a couple times.

I shook hands with three fourths of the Blind Boys of Alabama.

I once had a short chat with Orianthi, who toured with both Alice Cooper and Michael Jackson.
I have a deep hatred of anyone who takes themselves too seriously. I used to know a guy who would say every offensive comment that came into his head, whether it hurt someone's feelings or not. When I confronted him on it, he said "this is who I am. Why are you trying to change me?"

Needless to say, I haven't seen that asshole in quite a few years, and am happier for it.

Now, as it happens, I recently had my first hernia, due to achieving a level of anger I've never felt before, because a "friend" of mine promised me he was taking care of the arrangements for a trip to China we were both taking. After I already owe him the money for the flight, he tells me he's planned nothing whatsoever... at all... and he says I'm to blame for not getting ready... WHEN HE TOLD ME HE WAS LOOKING AFTER IT!!! He doesn't even have a place for me to stay, FOR A MONTH, after promising me that I would have one!

And he's such an arrogant, self-righteous asshole, he doesn't understand why I'm so angry at him.

Any tips on ways to vent?
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