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Time flies, right?

25/06/2024

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There ya go. That was ridiculously easy to solve.
Lightning so bloody strong that it knocked out Wi-Fi and caused music to play.

'Scuse me while I attempt to fix this, 'cause 3G's pretty damn slow.
Without much to add, the bastard Buizel fainted hard. While most Pokemon would just fall flat (even from a Hyper Beam attack), this one had been forced off the ground and slammed on its back. "Let's continue. The more we hang around here, the less secure I feel." I said, not familiar with this world and fearing corruption on the same levels as in the normal world. Being a Magnemite, I couldn't 'fall' - rather, I had hovered down slowly with the others, onto another land mass much lower. "Try not to trip. You don't want to fall forever." I said, forgetting to add a sense of danger to my sentence. Though, we had bigger problems. We weren't faced with a monolith in our face or anything. Rather, we had an Eevee in our faces.

Naturally, I listened and tried to fight at the same time. However, I stopped short of another Sonic Boom until Celes... well, she went up to the Eevee, and murdered it with a kiss. I was speechless. "Well, first monologue, second kiss of death. Let's get on with our adventure." I couldn't really say anything else. Too much shock. I did remember what the Eevee said earlier, laying catatonic by a broken crate full of...? "Spruce, what the fuck are they all trying to say?" I asked with suspicion and a questionable tone, as every one of those Pokemon kept referring Spruce as some sort of 'traitor.' Maybe it was common tactic shared around to basically tell us to kill our leader. But, I wasn't paranoid.

Not really expecting a useful response, I decided to get over to the crate and pick up one of the cans. I was surprised I couldn't pick it up with magnetism. Instead, I had to float down and nearly touch the complex and mesmerising ground, pretty much hugging the heavy damn can. "Class-0A-66 Emergency... Canned... Rations." I read out, dropping it from the immense weight. The big bold letters definitely made reading harder. I could only recognise this from Davis, who showed me images of the Dead World. "My, my..." I was a step closer to knowing what this place was... or rather, what this place was inspired from. "Whatever or rather whoever created this world... well, something's very off."
Timer.
I still need to:
-Post in several roleplays
-Check an application
-Moderate
-Make a joke
I don't want to post though.

...fine, I'll see what I can do.
"How the hell is that fish still alive after four days?!" Despite his attitude and ballsy enthusiasm towards adventure, I was more focused on how he'd die from adventure. It didn't help knowing both Spruce and Kamina went against my advice, jumping into the... inverse dimension and flipping upside-down. Light didn't really work well, hence the appearance of large monolithic structures looking like randomly-growing crystals. Everyone else was running back and in shock, still unaware we were about to save their asses... maybe.

Letting go of previous thoughts, I decided to jump through as well. It wasn't easy actually jumping since I was hovering, so I lowered myself into the void - it was oddly a little disorientating, but I had managed to get the right way-up. So far, all good: floating islands made of... well, I had no idea. It looked like things you would throw away. The same went for the monolithic structures, becoming frames and husks of their former selves. Glass shards were floating everywhere, while a foggy cloud of depressing orange surrounded us all. Objects appearing as... boxes with wheels were flying, all broken and dented. Everything was frozen in time. It was definitely familiar. Maybe Davis could shed some light onto this, though that was out of the question.

"...what?" Snapping out of awe, I had quickly turned around to see a furious Buizel yelling at Spruce for being a traitor... why? Things got more clear once it was apparent that Spruce's attacks were near-useless against the Buizel, instead giving him a red mark on his face. I was however annoyed he just decided to attack us out of nowhere... therefore, we would have to act in the same manner. "Let's show that son-of-a-bitch some actual reasoning!" I cried out, joining the others as a group and letting off a Sonic Boom. Which manifested as a literal grey wave you could see. It was noticeably slow, but it would hit the Buizel with considerable force. If only physics was like this in the real world, otherwise I wouldn't be laying on the ground.
I rolled my eyes as nobody got my reference, following Spruce rather slowly. Why? Everywhere I looked, I felt some sort of evil presence. I had been through a lot, so it would be pretty stupid to think of Davis staring at me from a crowd of shoppers. This world was full of crap, so I didn't know what to think actually. Bad thoughts, maybe. If that wasn't enough, I thought I had also seen a shadow Pokemon trying to infect several unfortunate Pokemon, though really it was just a damn Grimer apologising for bumping into someone. Of course, I quickly dismissed my hallucinations and just followed Spruce, preferring to get this done and over with rather than dealing with my imagination. "Nothing. Just an inside joke." I said. I was supposed to add a supposed grin, but that didn't come easily for some reason.

That was probably because we failed to save the ocean. It wasn't climate change and that definitely won't happen in this day and age. Rather, we were witnessing something similar to corruption overgrowing the ocean and sand. We could see the corruption right through the water, with no blurring as if the image was on top of the water. It was quite a sight to behold, helpless against the many Pokemon who've lost their homes and possibly their lives. Quite a few Pokemon were just staring, even crying over apparent wraith of the Gods. Dark clouds gathered above us, as if the corruption had also affected the weather. How screwed would we be if that did actually happen? But, we had this problem right now to deal with... somehow.

"Spruce... I'm not sure what we can do anymore." I tried to speak without sounding defeated, though I couldn't hide my feelings. "For Arceus' sake, this is beyond our capabilities. What do we do, just jump in and hope for the fucking best?" I knew it wasn't a good idea to let the pair go, but for some reason, I agreed to it last night. What was I think-

"...don't you dare do that." I suddenly realised my mistake, pointing at Spruce as he gave Kamina some half-rainbow, half-grey ribbon.
"Celes, promise us you won't do that again. They could've been conditioned spies for goodness sake." I said, still rather cautious and in fact a little ignorant of the fact they were still here. Well, that wasn't true anymore once they kinda just disappeared. "Something I said?" I asked, not expecting a response. After tidying up my bed (which hadn't been made in 3 days or so), I did my usual 'hovering and listening', which involved just hovering and hearing Spruce. So far, it would look like we'd be going to the ocean again. There's gotta be more variety of dungeons in this world - have we run out of places to go already?

"Just like Hoenn then." I sighed, making a sarcastic expression on my scarred, rather featureless face. "Let's go then. We need to check if they'll keep their word, and therefore MAYBE we can trust them." Emphasis on maybe - they could easily literally backstab us through portals again. Aside from paranoia, they obviously didn't seem THAT suspicious. I had a ring of Pokes floating around me again, but I willing to get some more out of my bank account or so.
And then, I recoiled upwards. "Oh, nevermind. Thought you were something else." I didn't make a mistake. That something wasn't supposed to be a living object in this world, otherwise things would get complicated. "Everyone's alright, I assume." Bruce had gotten up and kinda just left, though I didn't really know if he'd be useful to have around.

Of course, not everyone was alright. Robert's arm had a deep gash, looking sharp yet horrible. Well, to everyone else at least - when I saw it, I felt... hungry? Either way, he went out of his way to save Celes, so he was definitely our leader now. Chance had sat down to relax after fighting mages with bigger swords, pushing away some rotting robes while I decided not to have a go at the zombie's burnt ashes and body parts. As I sat down myself on the floor, I could see Celes was healing Robert so he wouldn't bleed to death or lose an arm. Oh. Right. Boss fight. I made a glum look, somewhat hard to see on a dragon. Regardless, I knew we'd have to fight a boss soon.

Problem was, I couldn't remember the boss. It was definitely Carl... I think he possessed something. Well, after all, he is kind of a wimp and will get enforcers to do the job for him.
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