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I suggest licking it. Maybe it's a new type of Chilli sauce.
GreenGoat said
Chainsword on the ground, do we have researching people that might be interested in it? If it was mentioned earlier in this thread, I must have missed it.If not, maybe my char will just hold on to it, till she gets better things.


Pretend one of your hands is possessed and attacking you and use it to remove the offending hand. Then get the folks back at Bunker Chicago to affix it as a prosthetic replacement.
There's pokemon players in the tall grass.
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Raven's Inn - Arian - A Carnival of Chaos


Gryff looks at Murderok as the young woman explained what was happening before quickly coming to a decision without ever speaking a word. The best way to earn their coin was to get to the Inn and rescue the women and children being sheltered there. "C'mon Murd, let's hoof it to the Inn." He remarked with a nod at the young woman, she was definitely attractive enough, maybe there would be a little more than coin in it for them if they save the wee babes. It was an idea worth entertaining. After all, Gryff doubted the drow women would suffer that sort of advance. From what he heard the drow men had to do more than beg for it.

"Sounds good to me Gryff. We'll do it for the pretty lady here." The Minotaur winked at Mikan and set off at a run for the village heading for the Inn their size and stamina easily able to handle a few minutes of run easily. Arriving, with other Queens blades not too far behind Murd hoped.

In the south western portion of town was the highest population density, and coincidentally, the largest Inn. Tight dirt streets would lead to it, houses on either side of the Inn were typically bungalows made out of logs, some with hay rooftos, some with somewhat better quality, this area of town seemed to be under renovation. The Inn itself was quartered off with a magical barrier, save the door, which had a raven guarding the door. A middle aged villager with a dozen militia surrounded the place, and upon sight of the reinforcing Queen's Blades, would sigh in relief. "Oh thank the Queen's les'ban arse you lot are here. There's a talkin' raven 'ere, and he's been demandin' to sees yas lot." The raven clears its throat, before shape shifting. Its spine would crack, and the low guttural groans would indicate pain as James the Illusionist once again took shape.

He grasped his right forearm in pain, spitting a bit of blood out onto the dirt as he glared at them before summoning his cane into his left hand. "Your queens are quite violent things." The militia did not move whatsoever as the middle aged villager looked at them in confusion and anger. "What have you done, wretch?!" James shrugs. "They would have interfered. Can't have that now, can we." He then looks at the Queen's Blades. "Look. I'm not a bad guy, so I'll help you help the people inside... Because I was a child once you know. Yes, it's true, and I did like being one." He taps his lip in thought with his right hand, almost as though thinking of how he could help. "Inside I have a guardian with a key. Get the key and unlock a chest... From there, you will know what to do... Oh!" He giggles madly, almost like a little girl. "...You can't beat the guardian by killing him. That would destroy the key! But he can kill you. Oh yes. Yes yes yes yes yesss. Yes he can. Can can can canily can!" He sings cheerfully, seemingly to himself, before snapping back to reality. "Sooo... What'cha gonna do huh?"


"Hold on just a minute there whoever you are. We have some business to deal with first. We'll get to whatever you're on about then." Murderok said as he held up one palm facing the Illusionist as if daring him to talk to it instead. "You there, peasant. What did you just say?"

The peasant looked confused. "I sed 'Oh thank the Queen's les'ban arse you lot are here. There's a talkin' raven 'ere, and he's been demandin' to sees yas lot.'."

"I thought so." Murderok turned to Gryff, "We're Queen's Blades now right?" He asked.

"Yup." Gryff remarked. "Good regular pay."

"Do ya reckon protecting the Queens honour is part of the job?" Murderock asked again.

"I'd reckon so, we ARE her blades after all, it'd be pretty rude of us not to." Gryff answered.

"Thought so." Murderok said turning and launching a solid punch, but working to stop it from being a lethal hit into the Peasants face, "That is for disrespecting your queen. Her arse is of no concern to you and you'll find it in you to trouble yourself not to make such disrespectful marks in future." Murd told himself that once this was through if the geezer made it through whatever the obstinate wizard wanted he'd buy the fellow a drink and explain, a jobs a job.

Gryff meanwhile turned his attention to the wizard. The fellow stank of bullshit and appeared to be made from a good dose of crazy doused with a little stupidity on the side, despite his magical ability his mentality seemed little better than that of the children he professed a desire to help save. "What am I going to do?" Gryff said thoughtfully. What I want to do is run you through with a Lance "I'm going to talk, you clearly see this as something of a game and games have rules, so, in the spirit of fairness, can you give us a clue about what the Guardian is?" Gryff wondered if he could buy enough time with talk to just run the wizard through but he doubted it. He also doubted he'd get an answer of any real value.
Murderok and Gryff are going to the Raven's Inn. *Types IC now*
Gat said
Oh yes it did, seemed like a great idea initially, in practice you quickly find yourself running into limitations when you cut off a key sense/ability, like talking.


Perhaps he communicates through pelvic thrusts. It'd be very LoR...
GreenGoat said
Kad, I would advice against that. If I read it correctly the thing has regeneration and is capable of evolving to adapt to the situation. Shooting the groin may result in some highly uncomfortable situation for everyone. Particularly if it decides to go after males as well.


But I wouldn't advise against it, i'm not there ;p

Heyitsjiwon said
What if it's asexual? o.o... oh god. Imagine if its like a phoenix or something like that and another, smaller version just comes out of its body when it dies. It will be a never ending cycle of a grey, fleshy matroska dolls.


ITS A RUSSIAN NESTING MUTANT! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Heyitsjiwon said
I was thinking that the RPG would be able to buy time and not necessarily kill the thing. Aim for the legs or leg, and it won't be able to move too well for a little bit, which in my opinion might be enough to allow us to evac.


Aim for the the groin (or where it would be on a normal person)
Brand said
I can't help but think it's funny that last time we were all making fun of Kraith when he bragged about the size of his member, and now you've rolled a bull and a horse. I guess we see whose laughing now.


The real funny part is. Those two characters (slightly different) were shelved because of LoR2's 1 character limit in favour of Kraith.

Both Murderok and Gryff were my original plan for LoR2.
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